19 definitions by dudeinwales
A South Korean labour contractor in North Korea. Defends its' operations by claiming that conditions for Hyundai-Asan contracted workers is better than for other people in North Korea. Pays the North Korean government for North Korean labour instead of the actual workers (much like Krupps and German companies paid the Nazi authorities for Jewish labour during World War Two).
North Korean: Before Hyundai Asan came to North Korea, I never had enough tree-bark to eat!
Me: Dude, you eat tree-bark? That sucks balls. Kim Jong-il is a dickhead.
Me: Dude, you eat tree-bark? That sucks balls. Kim Jong-il is a dickhead.
by dudeinwales October 24, 2006
Chosunjok (also known as Chinese-Koreans) is a term referring to ethnic Koreans who live, or were brought up in, mainland China.
I really like Chosunjok people, they are in my opinion kinder, friendlier and more open-minded than South Koreans. Also, Chosunjuk women are really hot.
by dudeinwales October 25, 2006
Japanese guy: I'm so glad the Sea of Japan exists. Otherwise there would be Koreans all over the place.
by dudeinwales October 23, 2006
China's official name. Most dumbass Americans don't even know it exists, which is made worse by the fact that they legitimised the Communist enslavement of 1.2 billion Mainlanders by betraying the Chinese Republic and recognising Communist rule over all of China (including Taiwan), and don't even fucking know it. But it's to be expected, since Americans are clueless about anywhere else.
Me: I think it's terrible that the US doesn't support the Republic of China in cross-straits tensions.
American: Taiwan is an independent country and not a province of China, blah, blah...
Me: Regardless of which government you support, Taiwan remains a province of China you wierdo.
American: WTF?
Me: Americans are ignorant wierdos.
American: Taiwan is an independent country and not a province of China, blah, blah...
Me: Regardless of which government you support, Taiwan remains a province of China you wierdo.
American: WTF?
Me: Americans are ignorant wierdos.
by dudeinwales October 22, 2006
An (unused) Korean internet domain. Even DPRK government websites are located in Japan or the US, because there is no such thing as an ISP in Kimjongilland. Hence, no websites.
by dudeinwales October 22, 2006
A smelly shithole. Thankfully seperated from the Republic by a border, which is unfortunately no longer militarised due to the evacuation of British troops.
Me: Thank God I don't actually live here in Northern Ireland! It's shit.
Northerner: No it isn't!
Me: Actually, it is. Belfast looks like a fucking concentration camp or something. What's with all the barbed wire and fences! And the retarded chavs who attack policemen, firefighters, and anyone wearing the wrong soccer jersey, the paramilitaries, Orangemen, need I go on?!
Northerner: You're right, feck this, I'm moving to the West Country. Or Wales. Or the South. Even Glasgow isn't as shite as this armpit.
Me: Now you're thinking straight. I'll book a ticket on Ryanair and get us the feck out of here. Let's never speak of it again.
Northerner: No it isn't!
Me: Actually, it is. Belfast looks like a fucking concentration camp or something. What's with all the barbed wire and fences! And the retarded chavs who attack policemen, firefighters, and anyone wearing the wrong soccer jersey, the paramilitaries, Orangemen, need I go on?!
Northerner: You're right, feck this, I'm moving to the West Country. Or Wales. Or the South. Even Glasgow isn't as shite as this armpit.
Me: Now you're thinking straight. I'll book a ticket on Ryanair and get us the feck out of here. Let's never speak of it again.
by dudeinwales October 22, 2006
A rubbish part of Ireland which the Irish Republican Army and even some crazy Southerners wants attatched to the Republic for some unknown reason.
Southerner: The IRA wants Northern Ireland to be part of the Republic. They must be out of their minds.
Southerner 2: Definitely. Let the Brits keep it.
Southerner 2: Definitely. Let the Brits keep it.
by dudeinwales October 24, 2006