Definitions by dudeinwales

Hyundai Asan 

A South Korean labour contractor in North Korea. Defends its' operations by claiming that conditions for Hyundai-Asan contracted workers is better than for other people in North Korea. Pays the North Korean government for North Korean labour instead of the actual workers (much like Krupps and German companies paid the Nazi authorities for Jewish labour during World War Two).

North Korean: Before Hyundai Asan came to North Korea, I never had enough tree-bark to eat!
Me: Dude, you eat tree-bark? That sucks balls. Kim Jong-il is a dickhead.

Hyundai Asan by dudeinwales October 24, 2006

BoA 

Kwon Boa is a Korean singer who lives in Japan and once *gasp* dated a Japanese guy, and is therefore now villified by many Koreans (see Insane).

Me: Wow BoA is really hot! I wish she was my girlfriend.
Korean girl: BoA is Chinilpa slut and isn't a real Korean!! Why did she become slutty girl and dating Japanese guy?
Me: Whatever love, she is still much better looking and has more talent than you.

BoA by dudeinwales October 24, 2006

Northern Ireland 

A rubbish part of Ireland which the Irish Republican Army and even some crazy Southerners wants attatched to the Republic for some unknown reason.

Southerner: The IRA wants Northern Ireland to be part of the Republic. They must be out of their minds.
Southerner 2: Definitely. Let the Brits keep it.

Northern Ireland by dudeinwales October 24, 2006

Irish Republican Army 

Oops! Were you looking for: Marxist idiots?

Friend: The IRA Irish Republican Army are Marxist idiots.
Me: Yeah, I know.

Irish Republican Army by dudeinwales October 23, 2006

Sea of Japan 

The sea which seperates Korea and Japan (thank God).

Japanese guy: I'm so glad the Sea of Japan exists. Otherwise there would be Koreans all over the place.

Sea of Japan by dudeinwales October 23, 2006

Dokdo 

Some shitty rock that Koreans go ape shit about. No-one else could give a toss, though.

Korean: Dokdo Islet in East Sea of Korea belong to Korea! AZN PRIDE *cuts off his finger*

Non-Korean: Yeah, whatever man.

Dokdo by dudeinwales October 23, 2006

Corea 

A name for Korea that you must use with Koreans unless you want them to get VANK to send you millions of protest letters.

Me: Oh, I love Korea.

Korean: No you dumb Yankee, it's Corea! The Japanese imperialists blah,blah,blah...Dokdo, blah...East Sea of Korea, blah...

Corea by dudeinwales October 22, 2006