A smelly shithole. Thankfully seperated from the Republic by a border, which is unfortunately no longer militarised due to the evacuation of British troops.
Me: Thank God I don't actually live here in Northern Ireland! It's shit.
Northerner: No it isn't!
Me: Actually, it is. Belfast looks like a fucking concentration camp or something. What's with all the barbed wire and fences! And the retarded chavs who attack policemen, firefighters, and anyone wearing the wrong soccer jersey, the paramilitaries, Orangemen, need I go on?!
Northerner: You're right, feck this, I'm moving to the West Country. Or Wales. Or the South. Even Glasgow isn't as shite as this armpit.
Me: Now you're thinking straight. I'll book a ticket on Ryanair and get us the feck out of here. Let's never speak of it again.
Northerner: No it isn't!
Me: Actually, it is. Belfast looks like a fucking concentration camp or something. What's with all the barbed wire and fences! And the retarded chavs who attack policemen, firefighters, and anyone wearing the wrong soccer jersey, the paramilitaries, Orangemen, need I go on?!
Northerner: You're right, feck this, I'm moving to the West Country. Or Wales. Or the South. Even Glasgow isn't as shite as this armpit.
Me: Now you're thinking straight. I'll book a ticket on Ryanair and get us the feck out of here. Let's never speak of it again.
by dudeinwales October 22, 2006
Get the Northern Irelandmug. Oops! You probably meant: Korean Worker's Party.
Uri Party is the southern branch of the Korean Worker's Party of Korea, which is led by Kim Jong-il. Roh Moo-hyun who is a retarded gobshite, is South Korea's president and close to the Uri Party. Ban Ki-moon, who is also close to the Uri Party and a Marxist gobshite, is now the UN Secretary-General.
Uri Party is the southern branch of the Korean Worker's Party of Korea, which is led by Kim Jong-il. Roh Moo-hyun who is a retarded gobshite, is South Korea's president and close to the Uri Party. Ban Ki-moon, who is also close to the Uri Party and a Marxist gobshite, is now the UN Secretary-General.
Me: You're giving money to the Korean Worker's Party who are starving, torturing and murdering thousands of innocent North Koreans! You people are horrible bastards!
Uri Party: Yeah, we really feel their pain, but now we're going to give Kim Jong-il more of our money to keep him in Hennessey. Besides, it's cheaper than actually HELPING the North Koreans. Also, we're Marxist fucktards.
Uri Party: Yeah, we really feel their pain, but now we're going to give Kim Jong-il more of our money to keep him in Hennessey. Besides, it's cheaper than actually HELPING the North Koreans. Also, we're Marxist fucktards.
by dudeinwales March 1, 2007
Get the Uri Partymug. A South Korean labour contractor in North Korea. Defends its' operations by claiming that conditions for Hyundai-Asan contracted workers is better than for other people in North Korea. Pays the North Korean government for North Korean labour instead of the actual workers (much like Krupps and German companies paid the Nazi authorities for Jewish labour during World War Two).
North Korean: Before Hyundai Asan came to North Korea, I never had enough tree-bark to eat!
Me: Dude, you eat tree-bark? That sucks balls. Kim Jong-il is a dickhead.
Me: Dude, you eat tree-bark? That sucks balls. Kim Jong-il is a dickhead.
by dudeinwales October 24, 2006
Get the Hyundai Asanmug. A name for Korea that you must use with Koreans unless you want them to get VANK to send you millions of protest letters.
Me: Oh, I love Korea.
Korean: No you dumb Yankee, it's Corea! The Japanese imperialists blah,blah,blah...Dokdo, blah...East Sea of Korea, blah...
Korean: No you dumb Yankee, it's Corea! The Japanese imperialists blah,blah,blah...Dokdo, blah...East Sea of Korea, blah...
by dudeinwales October 22, 2006
Get the Coreamug. Kwon Boa is a Korean singer who lives in Japan and once *gasp* dated a Japanese guy, and is therefore now villified by many Koreans (see Insane).
Me: Wow BoA is really hot! I wish she was my girlfriend.
Korean girl: BoA is Chinilpa slut and isn't a real Korean!! Why did she become slutty girl and dating Japanese guy?
Me: Whatever love, she is still much better looking and has more talent than you.
Korean girl: BoA is Chinilpa slut and isn't a real Korean!! Why did she become slutty girl and dating Japanese guy?
Me: Whatever love, she is still much better looking and has more talent than you.
by dudeinwales October 24, 2006
Get the BoAmug.