dtrain's definitions

the bad place

Another name for the woman's ass.

Yo Travis....did she let you put it in her bad place?

by DTRAIN March 28, 2005

pinky test

A technique used to gauge the width of another one's gluteas maximus. By putting the tips of ones thumbs together (palms down) and extending both pinkies one can now determine if the ass they are eyeing can fit between the pinkies.

Travis, check out the ass on that swilly. Buy me a beer... I am going to go administer the pinky test.

by DTRAIN March 28, 2005

peddles of paradise

The lips of a womans hatchet wound.

I want to part her peddles of paradise with my salty johnnson bar.

by DTRAIN March 28, 2005

jiggedy jig

a rascist term for a black person, originated by my roommate Dan.

Did you see that big jiggedy jig walk by?

by dtrain April 11, 2004

pink crowbar

Johnson, cock, dick, you get the idea.

I want to part her peddles of paradise with my pink crowbar.

by DTRAIN March 28, 2005

cum chin

That hot little asian persuasian you have been eye-ballying for the last week.

When one see's the elusive pie face one often mumbles to themself..."ah yes come over here little cum chin".

by DTRAIN July 5, 2006

lop ass

Your every day general fuck up.

That lop as mother fucker owes me 5 bucks.

by DTRAIN March 28, 2005