pigware

any software program or website that takes up too much of your memory, disk space, bandwidth, cpu time, or real time

comes from the software being piggish, hogging your valuable computer resources for itself

also see bloatware

"You still running that pigware? Why don't you switch to Firefox?"

or

"This Ajax bullshit is definitely pigware"
by dsimms January 16, 2008
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ST:NG

Star Trek: the Next Generation - the second tv series in the long-running science fiction franchise

usually pronouneced as "S T N G", as separate letters with no reference to the colon, even though it is _always_ written with the colon

also called simply "Next Generation" by the geekazoids

sometimes also written ST:tNG
"He is such a geek, when he says ST:NG you can hear the fucking colon in it, I swear"
by dsimms January 14, 2008
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crawl

a dance done by search engine spiders on the web

when a spider crawls your website, it gathers up all the links and keywords on your web pages, then crawls into all the web pages pointed to by your links

this dance is sometimes called "crawling the web"

robots.txt files can be used to limit what spiders do when they crawl your website -- assuming it's a spider that obeys the rules

by dsimms April 21, 2008
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sex robot

"Sex robot" is the formal commercial or industrial term for a sexbot (also called fuckbot or suckbot), just as "sex worker" is the formal term for hookers, strippers, porn queens, and ho's.
Damn. The IRS wants me to list my sex robots as sex workers so they can charge me wage taxes. Damn.
by dsimms January 09, 2009
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dead hump

the act or person involved in sexual intercourse where the one partner (usually female) doesn't move or is unresponsive

this can happen due to anger or as a form of sex play

drunk persons sometimes become dead humps after they pass out
"She was pissed off at me last night, so halfway into it she decided to become a dead hump. I couldn't stop, so it made me feel like a necro"
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consensual reality

another description for virtual reality, especially when it involves multiple users interacting in a virtual space

"consensual reality" and virtual reality were made popular by writers like William Gibson (Neuromancer, Johnny Mnemonic) and Neal Stephenson (SnowCrash) -- to truly understand VR and consensual reality, you should read them
"Yes, I achieved a form of sexual intimacy with my partner in consensual reality last night."

"Hey Professor! You mean you banged your squeeze in cyber last night? You da man! I told you VR sex was hot!"

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pigsize

the largest size you can get in any product

for some products the largest size is king-size, family-size, giant-size, jumbo-size, or super-size - pigsize always refers to the largest
"What size drink you want with that?"

"Pigsize me!"
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