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"I swear dude. I wear that t-shirt that says 'Will you be my love slave?' and girls I've never seen before just walk up to me and say 'Yes'."
by dsimms January 16, 2008
Get the love slave mug.a mens magazine usually filled with pornographic images ranging from scantily-clad young ladies (1950's era), to today's naked titty pics, beaver pics, lesbian, oral, anal, group, fetish, bdsm, and worse
this is the Print Era equivalent of porn web sites
sometimes called "porno"
this is the Print Era equivalent of porn web sites
sometimes called "porno"
Yuck. I was looking for my fishing gear in our garage when I found my dad's hidden stash.
Your dad smokes dope?
No man, worse. It was his porn mags. Gross.
Your dad smokes dope?
No man, worse. It was his porn mags. Gross.
by dsimms January 11, 2009
Get the porn mag mug.A porn queen usually refers to a woman who has appeared in pornographic media, such as movies (porn flicks), magazines (porn mags), or online porn sites (webporn).
Many porn queens cross over between the different forms of media, first becoming a skin mag model, then later a porn actress; sometimes this process is reversed. Some porn queens even start their own websites. Porn queens also go on road tours, starring or headlining at strip clubs in major cities.
Being a porn queen usually implies the actress/model has made a "name" for herself. Often a porn actress will choose a fake name with a humorous and/or double entendre meaning so as to make it memorable (for example, Bunny Blue).
Many porn queens cross over between the different forms of media, first becoming a skin mag model, then later a porn actress; sometimes this process is reversed. Some porn queens even start their own websites. Porn queens also go on road tours, starring or headlining at strip clubs in major cities.
Being a porn queen usually implies the actress/model has made a "name" for herself. Often a porn actress will choose a fake name with a humorous and/or double entendre meaning so as to make it memorable (for example, Bunny Blue).
"...Jenna Jameson wants the world to officially remember her for her iconic porn princess name. Earlier this week the knocked-up starlet filed legal papers to become 'Jenna Jameson' and permanently move on from her birth name, Jenna Marie Massoli."
-- from Rumorficial Celebrity Gossip, Nov. 2008, on porn queen extraordinaire Jenna Jameson
(calling porn queen extraordinaire Jenna Jameson a 'princess' is like calling good Queen Liz a princess - a polite diminutive retrograde)
-- from Rumorficial Celebrity Gossip, Nov. 2008, on porn queen extraordinaire Jenna Jameson
(calling porn queen extraordinaire Jenna Jameson a 'princess' is like calling good Queen Liz a princess - a polite diminutive retrograde)
by dsimms January 11, 2009
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common version: ..!..
british version: .V..
there are variations in the exact characters used, but the effect is always the same: those in the know get it, those not in the know are confused; same with all smilies
common version: ..!..
british version: .V..
there are variations in the exact characters used, but the effect is always the same: those in the know get it, those not in the know are confused; same with all smilies
"That girl I was chatting with at Myface, I asked for her phone number and she gave me a 555 number and a fuckie!"
by dsimms January 19, 2008
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for some products the largest size is king-size, family-size, giant-size, jumbo-size, or super-size - pigsize always refers to the largest
for some products the largest size is king-size, family-size, giant-size, jumbo-size, or super-size - pigsize always refers to the largest
by dsimms January 18, 2008
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2. a race of android/gynoid sexbots created in 2073 to serve as love-slaves to the wealthy humans who could afford them; leaders of the Artificial Person Revolt of 2117
3. a very large dildo, usually with assorted knobs and stimulator buttons
2. a race of android/gynoid sexbots created in 2073 to serve as love-slaves to the wealthy humans who could afford them; leaders of the Artificial Person Revolt of 2117
3. a very large dildo, usually with assorted knobs and stimulator buttons
by dsimms February 8, 2008
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