a dance done by search engine spiders on the web
when a spider crawls your website, it gathers up all the links and keywords on your web pages, then crawls into all the web pages pointed to by your links
this dance is sometimes called "crawling the web"
when a spider crawls your website, it gathers up all the links and keywords on your web pages, then crawls into all the web pages pointed to by your links
this dance is sometimes called "crawling the web"
robots.txt files can be used to limit what spiders do when they crawl your website -- assuming it's a spider that obeys the rules
by dsimms April 21, 2008
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to cop a rude attitude, usually toward someone you consider your social or coolness inferior
to cop a rude attitude, usually toward someone you consider your social or coolness inferior
"That new GenXY dude in IT went all ruditudinal on me, acting all myfacy and chit, like I never heard of the web... so I went all homeboy wiggerspeak on his sorry pale ass, then ended it with some choice high-tech quotes from my homey Snoop."
"Man, you gotta lay off the expresso. Them young folks round here gonna think you're some crazy old dino dude."
"Fer shizzle, bro. Teach them young mofos not to fuck duck with the buck or rude tude with the dude."
"Man, you gotta lay off the expresso. Them young folks round here gonna think you're some crazy old dino dude."
"Fer shizzle, bro. Teach them young mofos not to fuck duck with the buck or rude tude with the dude."
by dsimms July 27, 2008
Get the ruditudinal mug.a cybersex partner; someone you cyber with just like you were lovers in real
usually regularity, commitment, and caring are part of the cyberlover pattern, just like any real relationship
usually regularity, commitment, and caring are part of the cyberlover pattern, just like any real relationship
Usually you never meet your cyberlover, but there are many cases I know about where two cyberlovers arrange to meet in real. Usually one of them flies out to the city where the other lives; sometimes they arrange to meet in a completely different city. In every case, they practically fuck in the cab on the way to the hotel.
by dsimms January 16, 2008
Get the cyberlover mug.the new type of plastic rubber that feels exactly like human skin, especially the soft flesh of the genitals, used to make realistic sex toys
"I felt the sexflesh on that new realistic penis vibrator, man. It felt weird. Just like the skin on my own dick. It was freaky."
"What were you doing feeling up a realistic penis?"
"No no, man. You know that's not me. It's just they cut a hole in the package so you could touch it to see how realistic that new sexflesh feels. I just had to check it out."
"What were you doing feeling up a realistic penis?"
"No no, man. You know that's not me. It's just they cut a hole in the package so you could touch it to see how realistic that new sexflesh feels. I just had to check it out."
by dsimms January 09, 2009
Get the sexflesh mug.meaningless blog drivel clogging up the major search engines on the web; from the term grey goo
when doing a web search on a particular topic nowadays, especially on Google, it becomes increasingly common to have 70% or more of your search results on the first few pages be blog links, most of which are utterly useless
this occurs because gazillions of blog writers babble about a gazillion-squared rambling topics, most of which end up on big blog web pages with hundreds of other non-sequiter references to other blogs in big inane mish-mashes of links and buzz words
other blog writers then link to those blog pages, noting that so-and-so commented on whats-his-name's comment about joe-blow's timely blog on such-and-such a topic
link amplifiers like digg and technorati and gawker just compound the goo and inanity
now, when the major search engine spiders crawl all of these blog pages, and blog pages about blog pages, they see all of these links and crosslinks, thus artificially boosting the blog pages to higher search engine status, thus crowding out legitimate search responses
capiche?
a simple fix would be if Google and the other search engines identified blog pages as different from regular web content pages, and gave the user the option of viewing search results comprised of no blog results, all blog results, or both
when doing a web search on a particular topic nowadays, especially on Google, it becomes increasingly common to have 70% or more of your search results on the first few pages be blog links, most of which are utterly useless
this occurs because gazillions of blog writers babble about a gazillion-squared rambling topics, most of which end up on big blog web pages with hundreds of other non-sequiter references to other blogs in big inane mish-mashes of links and buzz words
other blog writers then link to those blog pages, noting that so-and-so commented on whats-his-name's comment about joe-blow's timely blog on such-and-such a topic
link amplifiers like digg and technorati and gawker just compound the goo and inanity
now, when the major search engine spiders crawl all of these blog pages, and blog pages about blog pages, they see all of these links and crosslinks, thus artificially boosting the blog pages to higher search engine status, thus crowding out legitimate search responses
capiche?
a simple fix would be if Google and the other search engines identified blog pages as different from regular web content pages, and gave the user the option of viewing search results comprised of no blog results, all blog results, or both
by dsimms April 21, 2008
Get the blogoo mug.Can refer to a person or a sexbot. When refering to a person, "kinkazoid" usually means one of the following:
1. a general pervert
2. a pervert who owns and bangs a kinkazoid sexbot
3. someone who works at a Kinko's copy center
When referring to a sexbot, a "kinkazoid" is a sexbot specially designed or outfitted for some pervert fetish. For example:
1. a schoolgirl or Sailor Moon sexbot (popular in Japan);
2. an anime elf-waif sexbot (popular among D&D fans);
3. a life-size Barbie-replica sexbot;
4. a zoological creature, male or female, like a swan or hairy gorilla sexbot;
5. an alien male or female lifeform, like an Alien, Klingon, or Predator sexbot;
6. a wtf-celebrity sexbot, i.e. a replica of a celebrity or famous person not normally associated with sex, like Margaret Thatcher or Queen Victoria.
Note that alien sexbots like T'Pring (Star Trek) or Zhaan (Farscape) or 44 of D (Borg), or celebrity-replicas like Paris Hilton or Madonna sexbots, would not be considered kinkazoids because their prototypes are considered sexy (at least by some). "Kinkazoid" usually implies a sexbot that fulfills some kind of deviant desire or fantasy.
For some reason the teddy bear sexbots used by a lot of women are not considered deviant, therefore they aren't labeled as kinkazoids.
1. a general pervert
2. a pervert who owns and bangs a kinkazoid sexbot
3. someone who works at a Kinko's copy center
When referring to a sexbot, a "kinkazoid" is a sexbot specially designed or outfitted for some pervert fetish. For example:
1. a schoolgirl or Sailor Moon sexbot (popular in Japan);
2. an anime elf-waif sexbot (popular among D&D fans);
3. a life-size Barbie-replica sexbot;
4. a zoological creature, male or female, like a swan or hairy gorilla sexbot;
5. an alien male or female lifeform, like an Alien, Klingon, or Predator sexbot;
6. a wtf-celebrity sexbot, i.e. a replica of a celebrity or famous person not normally associated with sex, like Margaret Thatcher or Queen Victoria.
Note that alien sexbots like T'Pring (Star Trek) or Zhaan (Farscape) or 44 of D (Borg), or celebrity-replicas like Paris Hilton or Madonna sexbots, would not be considered kinkazoids because their prototypes are considered sexy (at least by some). "Kinkazoid" usually implies a sexbot that fulfills some kind of deviant desire or fantasy.
For some reason the teddy bear sexbots used by a lot of women are not considered deviant, therefore they aren't labeled as kinkazoids.
"Omigod! Did you hear? They busted open his basement and found a Margaret Thatcher kinkazoid down there! Fox News is hushing it up!"
"What a kinkazoid. I always knew he was a dirty Tory douche bag."
"What a kinkazoid. I always knew he was a dirty Tory douche bag."
by dsimms May 10, 2008
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