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slimdick

I sent my boyfriend to the store to buy a box of slimdicks.
by dsimms May 24, 2008
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sex robot

"Sex robot" is the formal commercial or industrial term for a sexbot (also called fuckbot or suckbot), just as "sex worker" is the formal term for hookers, strippers, porn queens, and ho's.
Damn. The IRS wants me to list my sex robots as sex workers so they can charge me wage taxes. Damn.
by dsimms January 9, 2009
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adify

to monetize your web pages, blog pages, or Myface pages by adding ad links, thus reaping the power of click-throughs and eyeballs (wtf?)
"Dude, you gotta adify, not dignify... look what Drudge did."

"So you're saying I should sell out?"

"Dude, get with the program... dollars is where it's at... sell your soul... to Google!"
by dsimms April 22, 2008
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pigsize

the largest size you can get in any product

for some products the largest size is king-size, family-size, giant-size, jumbo-size, or super-size - pigsize always refers to the largest
"What size drink you want with that?"

"Pigsize me!"
by dsimms January 18, 2008
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fuckie

a smilie in the vague form of 'the finger', aka a smilie fuck you

common version: ..!..

british version: .V..

there are variations in the exact characters used, but the effect is always the same: those in the know get it, those not in the know are confused; same with all smilies
"That girl I was chatting with at Myface, I asked for her phone number and she gave me a 555 number and a fuckie!"
by dsimms January 19, 2008
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sexborg

1. a cyborg hottie

2. a race of android/gynoid sexbots created in 2073 to serve as love-slaves to the wealthy humans who could afford them; leaders of the Artificial Person Revolt of 2117

3. a very large dildo, usually with assorted knobs and stimulator buttons
"That sexborg chick on Star Trek is hot!"
"You mean 44 of D?"
by dsimms February 8, 2008
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UML

a computer meta-design term which stands for Universal Masturbation Language

UML methodology has been used successfully in the design and implementation of several sexbot and fuckbot systems

UML is often used to bridge the gap between soft-ware and hard-ware
"IBM is using UML on their next project? Bitchin!"
by dsimms January 18, 2008
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