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1. a cyborg hottie
2. a race of android/gynoid sexbots created in 2073 to serve as love-slaves to the wealthy humans who could afford them; leaders of the Artificial Person Revolt of 2117
3. a very large dildo, usually with assorted knobs and stimulator buttons
2. a race of android/gynoid sexbots created in 2073 to serve as love-slaves to the wealthy humans who could afford them; leaders of the Artificial Person Revolt of 2117
3. a very large dildo, usually with assorted knobs and stimulator buttons
by dsimms February 8, 2008
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when doing a web search on a particular topic nowadays, especially on Google, it becomes increasingly common to have 70% or more of your search results on the first few pages be blog links, most of which are utterly useless
this occurs because gazillions of blog writers babble about a gazillion-squared rambling topics, most of which end up on big blog web pages with hundreds of other non-sequiter references to other blogs in big inane mish-mashes of links and buzz words
other blog writers then link to those blog pages, noting that so-and-so commented on whats-his-name's comment about joe-blow's timely blog on such-and-such a topic
link amplifiers like digg and technorati and gawker just compound the goo and inanity
now, when the major search engine spiders crawl all of these blog pages, and blog pages about blog pages, they see all of these links and crosslinks, thus artificially boosting the blog pages to higher search engine status, thus crowding out legitimate search responses
capiche?
a simple fix would be if Google and the other search engines identified blog pages as different from regular web content pages, and gave the user the option of viewing search results comprised of no blog results, all blog results, or both
when doing a web search on a particular topic nowadays, especially on Google, it becomes increasingly common to have 70% or more of your search results on the first few pages be blog links, most of which are utterly useless
this occurs because gazillions of blog writers babble about a gazillion-squared rambling topics, most of which end up on big blog web pages with hundreds of other non-sequiter references to other blogs in big inane mish-mashes of links and buzz words
other blog writers then link to those blog pages, noting that so-and-so commented on whats-his-name's comment about joe-blow's timely blog on such-and-such a topic
link amplifiers like digg and technorati and gawker just compound the goo and inanity
now, when the major search engine spiders crawl all of these blog pages, and blog pages about blog pages, they see all of these links and crosslinks, thus artificially boosting the blog pages to higher search engine status, thus crowding out legitimate search responses
capiche?
a simple fix would be if Google and the other search engines identified blog pages as different from regular web content pages, and gave the user the option of viewing search results comprised of no blog results, all blog results, or both
by dsimms April 21, 2008
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grey goo search results consisting mostly of blog links that have nothing to do with the topic you're interested in
what's worse is when the link is to some blog that links to some other blog, and only came up in the search results because it has your search topic as a meaningless buzz word or the name of some blogger
example: you want to find information on herpes, and some blog wonk has the name Herpes, so the first 200 search results are links to _other_ peoples' blogs that point to Herpes' blogs, and are of the form: "on April 20, Herpes commented on Britney's breakup with Justin", or "Herpes said in his blog yesterday he's gonna vote for Obama"
grey goo search results consisting mostly of blog links that have nothing to do with the topic you're interested in
what's worse is when the link is to some blog that links to some other blog, and only came up in the search results because it has your search topic as a meaningless buzz word or the name of some blogger
example: you want to find information on herpes, and some blog wonk has the name Herpes, so the first 200 search results are links to _other_ peoples' blogs that point to Herpes' blogs, and are of the form: "on April 20, Herpes commented on Britney's breakup with Justin", or "Herpes said in his blog yesterday he's gonna vote for Obama"
by dsimms April 21, 2008
Get the bloggoo mug.the religious and/or political belief that men are superior to women
pervasive throughout all modern cultures and political systems
even in America, women didn't get the right to vote until 50 years after freed male slaves got the vote
in several Asian countries, female babies and fetuses are frequently killed or aborted because male children are much more highly regarded -- thus leading to the ironic outcome that in those parts of the world there are huge shortages of women for the sons to marry -- man-o-centric stupidity at its finest
in some Middle Eastern and African countries they practice female genital mutilation, cutting off a girl's clitoris under the theory or belief that only men's orgasms count, women don't deserve orgasms
pervasive throughout all modern cultures and political systems
even in America, women didn't get the right to vote until 50 years after freed male slaves got the vote
in several Asian countries, female babies and fetuses are frequently killed or aborted because male children are much more highly regarded -- thus leading to the ironic outcome that in those parts of the world there are huge shortages of women for the sons to marry -- man-o-centric stupidity at its finest
in some Middle Eastern and African countries they practice female genital mutilation, cutting off a girl's clitoris under the theory or belief that only men's orgasms count, women don't deserve orgasms
"American capitalists, Chinese communists, Islamic shariaists, it doesn't matter, all of 'em are man-o-centric pricks."
"Shirley, we're all feminists here, we've heard the rant, give it a rest."
"Hah! See! You're just a victim of man-o-centric thinking!"
"Shirley, we're all feminists here, we've heard the rant, give it a rest."
"Hah! See! You're just a victim of man-o-centric thinking!"
by dsimms April 21, 2008
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when a spider crawls your website, it gathers up all the links and keywords on your web pages, then crawls into all the web pages pointed to by your links
this dance is sometimes called "crawling the web"
when a spider crawls your website, it gathers up all the links and keywords on your web pages, then crawls into all the web pages pointed to by your links
this dance is sometimes called "crawling the web"
robots.txt files can be used to limit what spiders do when they crawl your website -- assuming it's a spider that obeys the rules
by dsimms April 21, 2008
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"Dude, you gotta adify, not dignify... look what Drudge did."
"So you're saying I should sell out?"
"Dude, get with the program... dollars is where it's at... sell your soul... to Google!"
"So you're saying I should sell out?"
"Dude, get with the program... dollars is where it's at... sell your soul... to Google!"
by dsimms April 22, 2008
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to cop a rude attitude, usually toward someone you consider your social or coolness inferior
to cop a rude attitude, usually toward someone you consider your social or coolness inferior
"That new GenXY dude in IT went all ruditudinal on me, acting all myfacy and chit, like I never heard of the web... so I went all homeboy wiggerspeak on his sorry pale ass, then ended it with some choice high-tech quotes from my homey Snoop."
"Man, you gotta lay off the expresso. Them young folks round here gonna think you're some crazy old dino dude."
"Fer shizzle, bro. Teach them young mofos not to fuck duck with the buck or rude tude with the dude."
"Man, you gotta lay off the expresso. Them young folks round here gonna think you're some crazy old dino dude."
"Fer shizzle, bro. Teach them young mofos not to fuck duck with the buck or rude tude with the dude."
by dsimms July 27, 2008
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