dsimms's definitions
to monetize your web pages, blog pages, or Myface pages by adding ad links, thus reaping the power of click-throughs and eyeballs (wtf?)
"Dude, you gotta adify, not dignify... look what Drudge did."
"So you're saying I should sell out?"
"Dude, get with the program... dollars is where it's at... sell your soul... to Google!"
"So you're saying I should sell out?"
"Dude, get with the program... dollars is where it's at... sell your soul... to Google!"
by dsimms April 22, 2008
Get the adifymug. a smilie in the vague form of 'the finger', aka a smilie fuck you
common version: ..!..
british version: .V..
there are variations in the exact characters used, but the effect is always the same: those in the know get it, those not in the know are confused; same with all smilies
common version: ..!..
british version: .V..
there are variations in the exact characters used, but the effect is always the same: those in the know get it, those not in the know are confused; same with all smilies
"That girl I was chatting with at Myface, I asked for her phone number and she gave me a 555 number and a fuckie!"
by dsimms January 19, 2008
Get the fuckiemug. 1. a cyborg hottie
2. a race of android/gynoid sexbots created in 2073 to serve as love-slaves to the wealthy humans who could afford them; leaders of the Artificial Person Revolt of 2117
3. a very large dildo, usually with assorted knobs and stimulator buttons
2. a race of android/gynoid sexbots created in 2073 to serve as love-slaves to the wealthy humans who could afford them; leaders of the Artificial Person Revolt of 2117
3. a very large dildo, usually with assorted knobs and stimulator buttons
by dsimms February 8, 2008
Get the sexborgmug. a computer meta-design term which stands for Universal Masturbation Language
UML methodology has been used successfully in the design and implementation of several sexbot and fuckbot systems
UML is often used to bridge the gap between soft-ware and hard-ware
UML methodology has been used successfully in the design and implementation of several sexbot and fuckbot systems
UML is often used to bridge the gap between soft-ware and hard-ware
by dsimms January 18, 2008
Get the UMLmug. a mythical American family presumed to have all the degenerate qualities of stuck-up whitebread society; a snobbish version of the Cleavers
"Why would I wanna go to that party? It's gonna be all Snobbleys and Bickersons. I'd rather hang out with hellgoth emo wiggers, or snort Kool-Aid, than party with those snotty preps."
"He seems cool, but I met his parents, they're like, John and Janet Snobbley, and his siblings are a bunch of Ashleigh Jason clones."
"He seems cool, but I met his parents, they're like, John and Janet Snobbley, and his siblings are a bunch of Ashleigh Jason clones."
by dsimms May 26, 2008
Get the Snobbleysmug. Dongbot is a slang term for a vibrator - the most rudimentary form of a sexbot or fuckbot. Such devices don't have enough personality to even approach being a lovebot, though rumors persist of many women falling in love with their Jack Rabbits, Red Demons, Black Daddys, and even special showerheads -- all devices designed to maximize female orgasm.
A plain dildo is kind of like a dead vibrator, but could also qualify as a dongbot.
By extension, a dongbot could also be a replica of female sex parts used by men. Usually such devices have 1 to 3 orifices with only a little context surrounding the holes. Like just a face, with eyes, nose, and a fuckable mouth, period. Or some female porn star's crotch, just the crotch, nothing else, no belly, no legs, just 2 holes and maybe some fur. You can see these on the sex toy sites. The less body the more the device is a dongbot. In this respect the penile pump is the ultimate dongbot for males, having no body parts except for a sucking slidy orifice.
By contrast, even a blow-up doll is much more than a dongbot. When sailors took blow-up dolls on long voyages, as bunk mates, these life-size dolls may have even become a limited form of lovebot. Look at Tom Hanks and the volleyball. We humans value sex, but we also long for companionship and love.
Incidentally, according to net sources, Japanese sailors used more of a dongbot than a love doll on long voyages. Called a "Dutch wife" (they got the idea from the Dutch?), this was like a leather pillow with a hole. The interior of the hole was reportedly lined with silk.
As Lenny Bruce once said, men will schtupp anything, even mud. Apparently women aren't much different, they just prefer something long, hard, and tingly. Dongbots are a technological advance over mud and cucumbers. There's just not enough body there to want to marry one.
A plain dildo is kind of like a dead vibrator, but could also qualify as a dongbot.
By extension, a dongbot could also be a replica of female sex parts used by men. Usually such devices have 1 to 3 orifices with only a little context surrounding the holes. Like just a face, with eyes, nose, and a fuckable mouth, period. Or some female porn star's crotch, just the crotch, nothing else, no belly, no legs, just 2 holes and maybe some fur. You can see these on the sex toy sites. The less body the more the device is a dongbot. In this respect the penile pump is the ultimate dongbot for males, having no body parts except for a sucking slidy orifice.
By contrast, even a blow-up doll is much more than a dongbot. When sailors took blow-up dolls on long voyages, as bunk mates, these life-size dolls may have even become a limited form of lovebot. Look at Tom Hanks and the volleyball. We humans value sex, but we also long for companionship and love.
Incidentally, according to net sources, Japanese sailors used more of a dongbot than a love doll on long voyages. Called a "Dutch wife" (they got the idea from the Dutch?), this was like a leather pillow with a hole. The interior of the hole was reportedly lined with silk.
As Lenny Bruce once said, men will schtupp anything, even mud. Apparently women aren't much different, they just prefer something long, hard, and tingly. Dongbots are a technological advance over mud and cucumbers. There's just not enough body there to want to marry one.
overheard at an overpriced latte cafe:
"Did you buy another glass dongbot?"
"This one is sexier, it's pink and has a better G-spot bend. I dunno, plastic dongbots just don't do it for me, even ones with synflesh. Seem so artificial. Glass is hard and kinky."
"Did you buy another glass dongbot?"
"This one is sexier, it's pink and has a better G-spot bend. I dunno, plastic dongbots just don't do it for me, even ones with synflesh. Seem so artificial. Glass is hard and kinky."
by dsimms February 27, 2008
Get the dongbotmug. pronounced rude-i-tude-i-nal
to cop a rude attitude, usually toward someone you consider your social or coolness inferior
to cop a rude attitude, usually toward someone you consider your social or coolness inferior
"That new GenXY dude in IT went all ruditudinal on me, acting all myfacy and chit, like I never heard of the web... so I went all homeboy wiggerspeak on his sorry pale ass, then ended it with some choice high-tech quotes from my homey Snoop."
"Man, you gotta lay off the expresso. Them young folks round here gonna think you're some crazy old dino dude."
"Fer shizzle, bro. Teach them young mofos not to fuck duck with the buck or rude tude with the dude."
"Man, you gotta lay off the expresso. Them young folks round here gonna think you're some crazy old dino dude."
"Fer shizzle, bro. Teach them young mofos not to fuck duck with the buck or rude tude with the dude."
by dsimms July 27, 2008
Get the ruditudinalmug.