West Bubblefuck, or
WBF, is the
upscale American version of
BFE, or
Bumfuck Egypt.
You would expect to find the
Snobbleys and
Bickersons residing in West Bubblefuck, whereas you'd expect the inhabitants of BFE to be mostly
TPT and
cornpone.
In either case, the location refers to some place "way out to hell and gone".
"My cousin's family wanna move from Bumfuck Egypt, where they's livin now, clear out ta West Bubblefuck t'other side o' the tracks. I done told 'em they ain't gonna be happy there, livin 'mongst them rich folks. But they don't listen to me. I guess they got airs."
flip side:
"My cousin's family, quite pedigreed you know, want to move from their comfy townhouse in the suburbs out to that new development in south county. They're looking at buying some kind of barn-converted-loft, for God sakes, with acreage. That's like moving from West Bubblefuck out to Bumfuck Egypt if you ask me. So retrograde. Why don't they move into the city, where there's some culture?"
Buy a
West Bubblefuck
mug!
the religious and/or political belief that men are superior to women
pervasive throughout all modern cultures and political systems
even in America, women didn't get the right to vote until 50 years after freed male slaves got the vote
in several Asian countries, female babies and fetuses are frequently killed or aborted because male children are much more highly regarded -- thus leading to the ironic outcome that in those parts of the world there are huge shortages of women for the sons to marry -- man-o-centric stupidity at its finest
in some Middle Eastern and African countries they practice female genital mutilation, cutting off a girl's clitoris under the theory or belief that only men's orgasms count, women don't deserve orgasms
"American capitalists, Chinese communists, Islamic shariaists, it doesn't matter, all of 'em are man-o-centric pricks."
"Shirley, we're all feminists here, we've heard the rant, give it a rest."
"Hah! See! You're just a victim of man-o-centric thinking!"
the new type of plastic rubber that feels exactly like human skin, especially the soft flesh of the genitals, used to make realistic sex toys
"I felt the sexflesh on that new realistic penis vibrator, man. It felt weird. Just like the skin on my own dick. It was freaky."
"What were you doing feeling up a realistic penis?"
"No no, man. You know that's not me. It's just they cut a hole in the package so you could touch it to see how realistic that new sexflesh feels. I just had to check it out."
a pornographic movie
in the old days (pre-videotape and pre-DVD), porn flicks could be seen on the big screen in porn movie houses, aka adult theaters, or at home on little screens using home projectors playing grainy 16mm films often referred to as "
stag films"
today porn flicks can be enjoyed at home on DVD's, or online as mpegs, Flash movies, or iPod/xPod downloads
Dude, let's rent some old-school porn flicks for your bachelor party.
The term "porn princess" is a polite diminutive retrograde form of the more widespread term "
porn queen". It does not imply her behavior is any less lewd or immoral or kinky.
"...Jenna Jameson wants the world to officially remember her for her iconic porn princess name. Earlier this week the knocked-up starlet filed legal papers to become 'Jenna Jameson' and permanently move on from her birth name, Jenna Marie Massoli."
-- from Rumorficial Celebrity Gossip, Nov. 2008
a variation on
Stepford, referring to Stepford Wives, where something is bland and lifeless but at the same time has exciting sexual advantages or is oddly a turn-on in a kinky sort of way
see
Stepford Wife
alternatively, a small suburb of London where one can find such amenities as warm pints and hot knickers, often right next door
A Suckford Wife would be one who is robotic and soulless, but gives great sex.
A suckford job would be one you hate, or is boring, but has great side benefits -- for example, accountant at a strip club.
"We want to move out to Suckford, out by Humpshire"
I sent my boyfriend to the store to buy a box of slimdicks.
