the religious and/or political belief that men are superior to women
pervasive throughout all modern cultures and political systems
even in America, women didn't get the right to vote until 50 years after freed male slaves got the vote
in several Asian countries, female babies and fetuses are frequently killed or aborted because male children are much more highly regarded -- thus leading to the ironic outcome that in those parts of the world there are huge shortages of women for the sons to marry -- man-o-centric stupidity at its finest
in some Middle Eastern and African countries they practice female genital mutilation, cutting off a girl's clitoris under the theory or belief that only men's orgasms count, women don't deserve orgasms
pervasive throughout all modern cultures and political systems
even in America, women didn't get the right to vote until 50 years after freed male slaves got the vote
in several Asian countries, female babies and fetuses are frequently killed or aborted because male children are much more highly regarded -- thus leading to the ironic outcome that in those parts of the world there are huge shortages of women for the sons to marry -- man-o-centric stupidity at its finest
in some Middle Eastern and African countries they practice female genital mutilation, cutting off a girl's clitoris under the theory or belief that only men's orgasms count, women don't deserve orgasms
"American capitalists, Chinese communists, Islamic shariaists, it doesn't matter, all of 'em are man-o-centric pricks."
"Shirley, we're all feminists here, we've heard the rant, give it a rest."
"Hah! See! You're just a victim of man-o-centric thinking!"
"Shirley, we're all feminists here, we've heard the rant, give it a rest."
"Hah! See! You're just a victim of man-o-centric thinking!"
by dsimms April 21, 2008
Get the man-o-centricmug. a mythical American family presumed to have all the degenerate qualities of stuck-up whitebread society; a snobbish version of the Cleavers
"Why would I wanna go to that party? It's gonna be all Snobbleys and Bickersons. I'd rather hang out with hellgoth emo wiggers, or snort Kool-Aid, than party with those snotty preps."
"He seems cool, but I met his parents, they're like, John and Janet Snobbley, and his siblings are a bunch of Ashleigh Jason clones."
"He seems cool, but I met his parents, they're like, John and Janet Snobbley, and his siblings are a bunch of Ashleigh Jason clones."
by dsimms May 26, 2008
Get the Snobbleysmug. the act or person involved in sexual intercourse where the one partner (usually female) doesn't move or is unresponsive
this can happen due to anger or as a form of sex play
drunk persons sometimes become dead humps after they pass out
this can happen due to anger or as a form of sex play
drunk persons sometimes become dead humps after they pass out
"She was pissed off at me last night, so halfway into it she decided to become a dead hump. I couldn't stop, so it made me feel like a necro"
by dsimms January 16, 2008
Get the dead humpmug. an area in virtual reality perceived by users to be a place you can move around in
made popular originally by games like Doom and Unreal, and books by writers like William Gibson (Neuromancer) and Neal Stephenson (SnowCrash)
if the virtual space is large enough, whole houses, cities, continents, planets can be defined and built, and usually a user can travel around and interact with all parts of that virtual space
made popular originally by games like Doom and Unreal, and books by writers like William Gibson (Neuromancer) and Neal Stephenson (SnowCrash)
if the virtual space is large enough, whole houses, cities, continents, planets can be defined and built, and usually a user can travel around and interact with all parts of that virtual space
In SnowCrash, Hiro built his house on the main drag of the Metaverse - a personal virtual space within a shared virtual space. When you entered his virtual house, it expanded inside to a virtual space many times larger than the outside would suggest. You can do that with virtual spaces.
or
"Hey dude! Get your virtual ass out of my virtual space! Or I'll frag your sorry ass!"
or
"Hey dude! Get your virtual ass out of my virtual space! Or I'll frag your sorry ass!"
by dsimms January 16, 2008
Get the virtual spacemug. Dongbot is a slang term for a vibrator - the most rudimentary form of a sexbot or fuckbot. Such devices don't have enough personality to even approach being a lovebot, though rumors persist of many women falling in love with their Jack Rabbits, Red Demons, Black Daddys, and even special showerheads -- all devices designed to maximize female orgasm.
A plain dildo is kind of like a dead vibrator, but could also qualify as a dongbot.
By extension, a dongbot could also be a replica of female sex parts used by men. Usually such devices have 1 to 3 orifices with only a little context surrounding the holes. Like just a face, with eyes, nose, and a fuckable mouth, period. Or some female porn star's crotch, just the crotch, nothing else, no belly, no legs, just 2 holes and maybe some fur. You can see these on the sex toy sites. The less body the more the device is a dongbot. In this respect the penile pump is the ultimate dongbot for males, having no body parts except for a sucking slidy orifice.
By contrast, even a blow-up doll is much more than a dongbot. When sailors took blow-up dolls on long voyages, as bunk mates, these life-size dolls may have even become a limited form of lovebot. Look at Tom Hanks and the volleyball. We humans value sex, but we also long for companionship and love.
Incidentally, according to net sources, Japanese sailors used more of a dongbot than a love doll on long voyages. Called a "Dutch wife" (they got the idea from the Dutch?), this was like a leather pillow with a hole. The interior of the hole was reportedly lined with silk.
As Lenny Bruce once said, men will schtupp anything, even mud. Apparently women aren't much different, they just prefer something long, hard, and tingly. Dongbots are a technological advance over mud and cucumbers. There's just not enough body there to want to marry one.
A plain dildo is kind of like a dead vibrator, but could also qualify as a dongbot.
By extension, a dongbot could also be a replica of female sex parts used by men. Usually such devices have 1 to 3 orifices with only a little context surrounding the holes. Like just a face, with eyes, nose, and a fuckable mouth, period. Or some female porn star's crotch, just the crotch, nothing else, no belly, no legs, just 2 holes and maybe some fur. You can see these on the sex toy sites. The less body the more the device is a dongbot. In this respect the penile pump is the ultimate dongbot for males, having no body parts except for a sucking slidy orifice.
By contrast, even a blow-up doll is much more than a dongbot. When sailors took blow-up dolls on long voyages, as bunk mates, these life-size dolls may have even become a limited form of lovebot. Look at Tom Hanks and the volleyball. We humans value sex, but we also long for companionship and love.
Incidentally, according to net sources, Japanese sailors used more of a dongbot than a love doll on long voyages. Called a "Dutch wife" (they got the idea from the Dutch?), this was like a leather pillow with a hole. The interior of the hole was reportedly lined with silk.
As Lenny Bruce once said, men will schtupp anything, even mud. Apparently women aren't much different, they just prefer something long, hard, and tingly. Dongbots are a technological advance over mud and cucumbers. There's just not enough body there to want to marry one.
overheard at an overpriced latte cafe:
"Did you buy another glass dongbot?"
"This one is sexier, it's pink and has a better G-spot bend. I dunno, plastic dongbots just don't do it for me, even ones with synflesh. Seem so artificial. Glass is hard and kinky."
"Did you buy another glass dongbot?"
"This one is sexier, it's pink and has a better G-spot bend. I dunno, plastic dongbots just don't do it for me, even ones with synflesh. Seem so artificial. Glass is hard and kinky."
by dsimms February 27, 2008
Get the dongbotmug. by dsimms May 24, 2008
Get the slimdickmug. a cybersex partner; someone you cyber with just like you were lovers in real
usually regularity, commitment, and caring are part of the cyberlover pattern, just like any real relationship
usually regularity, commitment, and caring are part of the cyberlover pattern, just like any real relationship
Usually you never meet your cyberlover, but there are many cases I know about where two cyberlovers arrange to meet in real. Usually one of them flies out to the city where the other lives; sometimes they arrange to meet in a completely different city. In every case, they practically fuck in the cab on the way to the hotel.
by dsimms January 16, 2008
Get the cyberlovermug.