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another description for virtual reality, especially when it involves multiple users interacting in a virtual space
"consensual reality" and virtual reality were made popular by writers like William Gibson (Neuromancer, Johnny Mnemonic) and Neal Stephenson (SnowCrash) -- to truly understand VR and consensual reality, you should read them
"consensual reality" and virtual reality were made popular by writers like William Gibson (Neuromancer, Johnny Mnemonic) and Neal Stephenson (SnowCrash) -- to truly understand VR and consensual reality, you should read them
"Yes, I achieved a form of sexual intimacy with my partner in consensual reality last night."
"Hey Professor! You mean you banged your squeeze in cyber last night? You da man! I told you VR sex was hot!"
"Hey Professor! You mean you banged your squeeze in cyber last night? You da man! I told you VR sex was hot!"
by dsimms January 16, 2008
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to cop a rude attitude, usually toward someone you consider your social or coolness inferior
to cop a rude attitude, usually toward someone you consider your social or coolness inferior
"That new GenXY dude in IT went all ruditudinal on me, acting all myfacy and chit, like I never heard of the web... so I went all homeboy wiggerspeak on his sorry pale ass, then ended it with some choice high-tech quotes from my homey Snoop."
"Man, you gotta lay off the expresso. Them young folks round here gonna think you're some crazy old dino dude."
"Fer shizzle, bro. Teach them young mofos not to fuck duck with the buck or rude tude with the dude."
"Man, you gotta lay off the expresso. Them young folks round here gonna think you're some crazy old dino dude."
"Fer shizzle, bro. Teach them young mofos not to fuck duck with the buck or rude tude with the dude."
by dsimms July 27, 2008
Get the ruditudinal mug.a cybersex partner; someone you cyber with just like you were lovers in real
usually regularity, commitment, and caring are part of the cyberlover pattern, just like any real relationship
usually regularity, commitment, and caring are part of the cyberlover pattern, just like any real relationship
Usually you never meet your cyberlover, but there are many cases I know about where two cyberlovers arrange to meet in real. Usually one of them flies out to the city where the other lives; sometimes they arrange to meet in a completely different city. In every case, they practically fuck in the cab on the way to the hotel.
by dsimms January 16, 2008
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because robots are really genderless machines, the phobic term "metal pussy teeth" applies to potential harm from any sexbot, male or female or other
because robots are really genderless machines, the phobic term "metal pussy teeth" applies to potential harm from any sexbot, male or female or other
"I'd only hit that Terminator chick if I could check her coochie for metal pussy teeth. Every time."
On a humorous side note, the urban myth became such a big concern that the Koreans started printing "No Metal Pussy Teeth" on the outside box of every LG-12 Sexbot, and on all their promotional literature.
On a humorous side note, the urban myth became such a big concern that the Koreans started printing "No Metal Pussy Teeth" on the outside box of every LG-12 Sexbot, and on all their promotional literature.
by dsimms October 29, 2008
Get the metal pussy teeth mug.West Bubblefuck, or WBF, is the upscale American version of BFE, or Bumfuck Egypt.
You would expect to find the Snobbleys and Bickersons residing in West Bubblefuck, whereas you'd expect the inhabitants of BFE to be mostly TPT and cornpone.
In either case, the location refers to some place "way out to hell and gone".
You would expect to find the Snobbleys and Bickersons residing in West Bubblefuck, whereas you'd expect the inhabitants of BFE to be mostly TPT and cornpone.
In either case, the location refers to some place "way out to hell and gone".
"My cousin's family wanna move from Bumfuck Egypt, where they's livin now, clear out ta West Bubblefuck t'other side o' the tracks. I done told 'em they ain't gonna be happy there, livin 'mongst them rich folks. But they don't listen to me. I guess they got airs."
flip side:
"My cousin's family, quite pedigreed you know, want to move from their comfy townhouse in the suburbs out to that new development in south county. They're looking at buying some kind of barn-converted-loft, for God sakes, with acreage. That's like moving from West Bubblefuck out to Bumfuck Egypt if you ask me. So retrograde. Why don't they move into the city, where there's some culture?"
flip side:
"My cousin's family, quite pedigreed you know, want to move from their comfy townhouse in the suburbs out to that new development in south county. They're looking at buying some kind of barn-converted-loft, for God sakes, with acreage. That's like moving from West Bubblefuck out to Bumfuck Egypt if you ask me. So retrograde. Why don't they move into the city, where there's some culture?"
by dsimms May 26, 2008
Get the West Bubblefuck mug.the network connection you use to have cybersex with your cyber fuckbuddy
the conceptual network line running from your cyberlover's computer, through all the intermediate crap of the internet, ending up on your computer, on your screen
the conceptual network line running from your cyberlover's computer, through all the intermediate crap of the internet, ending up on your computer, on your screen
by dsimms January 16, 2008
Get the cyberline mug.a dance done by search engine spiders on the web
when a spider crawls your website, it gathers up all the links and keywords on your web pages, then crawls into all the web pages pointed to by your links
this dance is sometimes called "crawling the web"
when a spider crawls your website, it gathers up all the links and keywords on your web pages, then crawls into all the web pages pointed to by your links
this dance is sometimes called "crawling the web"
robots.txt files can be used to limit what spiders do when they crawl your website -- assuming it's a spider that obeys the rules
by dsimms April 21, 2008
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