My mom lives in whitebread WBF with her new boyfriend. My dad still lives out in BFE. I'm staying with my aunt here in the city.
by dsimms May 26, 2008
a computer meta-design term which stands for Universal Masturbation Language
UML methodology has been used successfully in the design and implementation of several sexbot and fuckbot systems
UML is often used to bridge the gap between soft-ware and hard-ware
UML methodology has been used successfully in the design and implementation of several sexbot and fuckbot systems
UML is often used to bridge the gap between soft-ware and hard-ware
by dsimms January 16, 2008
an area in virtual reality perceived by users to be a place you can move around in
made popular originally by games like Doom and Unreal, and books by writers like William Gibson (Neuromancer) and Neal Stephenson (SnowCrash)
if the virtual space is large enough, whole houses, cities, continents, planets can be defined and built, and usually a user can travel around and interact with all parts of that virtual space
made popular originally by games like Doom and Unreal, and books by writers like William Gibson (Neuromancer) and Neal Stephenson (SnowCrash)
if the virtual space is large enough, whole houses, cities, continents, planets can be defined and built, and usually a user can travel around and interact with all parts of that virtual space
In SnowCrash, Hiro built his house on the main drag of the Metaverse - a personal virtual space within a shared virtual space. When you entered his virtual house, it expanded inside to a virtual space many times larger than the outside would suggest. You can do that with virtual spaces.
or
"Hey dude! Get your virtual ass out of my virtual space! Or I'll frag your sorry ass!"
or
"Hey dude! Get your virtual ass out of my virtual space! Or I'll frag your sorry ass!"
by dsimms January 14, 2008
a variation on Stepford, referring to Stepford Wives, where something is bland and lifeless but at the same time has exciting sexual advantages or is oddly a turn-on in a kinky sort of way
see Stepford Wife
alternatively, a small suburb of London where one can find such amenities as warm pints and hot knickers, often right next door
see Stepford Wife
alternatively, a small suburb of London where one can find such amenities as warm pints and hot knickers, often right next door
A Suckford Wife would be one who is robotic and soulless, but gives great sex.
A suckford job would be one you hate, or is boring, but has great side benefits -- for example, accountant at a strip club.
"We want to move out to Suckford, out by Humpshire"
A suckford job would be one you hate, or is boring, but has great side benefits -- for example, accountant at a strip club.
"We want to move out to Suckford, out by Humpshire"
by dsimms May 26, 2008
biological yet constructed
biologically or genetically engineered (gengineered)
implies not natural, not created by nature
biologically or genetically engineered (gengineered)
implies not natural, not created by nature
The concept of bionoid humans has been around a long time. What do you think golems and Frankenstein's monster are?
"Out of clay and flesh, we carve thee."
or
"I think your boyfriend is a real bionoid douche bag"
"Out of clay and flesh, we carve thee."
or
"I think your boyfriend is a real bionoid douche bag"
by dsimms January 14, 2008
another term for a cyberline, usually referring to the endpoint equipment one uses during cybersex
any computer equipment used to connect to your cyberlover during cybersex
any computer equipment used to connect to your cyberlover during cybersex
"After class today, I'm gotta get on my cyberlink and touch base with Sasha"
"Who?"
"Sasha. My new cybersqueeze. Met her on MyFace."
"Ohhh"
"Who?"
"Sasha. My new cybersqueeze. Met her on MyFace."
"Ohhh"
by dsimms January 14, 2008
strip naked and go swimming in a holy body of water, like the Sea of Galilee - especially applies to politicians during an election year
"Kansas congressman Yoder apologizes for swimming nude in Sea of Galilee" -- which is where Jesus walked on water and you-know-who decided to pull a yoder during a Congressional fact-finding tour to Israel
by dsimms August 20, 2012