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bionoid

biological yet constructed

biologically or genetically engineered (gengineered)

implies not natural, not created by nature
The concept of bionoid humans has been around a long time. What do you think golems and Frankenstein's monster are?
"Out of clay and flesh, we carve thee."

or

"I think your boyfriend is a real bionoid douche bag"
by dsimms January 16, 2008
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ST:NG

Star Trek: the Next Generation - the second tv series in the long-running science fiction franchise

usually pronouneced as "S T N G", as separate letters with no reference to the colon, even though it is _always_ written with the colon

also called simply "Next Generation" by the geekazoids

sometimes also written ST:tNG
"He is such a geek, when he says ST:NG you can hear the fucking colon in it, I swear"
by dsimms January 16, 2008
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pigsize

the largest size you can get in any product

for some products the largest size is king-size, family-size, giant-size, jumbo-size, or super-size - pigsize always refers to the largest
"What size drink you want with that?"

"Pigsize me!"
by dsimms January 18, 2008
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cyberlink

another term for a cyberline, usually referring to the endpoint equipment one uses during cybersex

any computer equipment used to connect to your cyberlover during cybersex
"After class today, I'm gotta get on my cyberlink and touch base with Sasha"

"Who?"

"Sasha. My new cybersqueeze. Met her on MyFace."

"Ohhh"
by dsimms January 16, 2008
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fuckie

a smilie in the vague form of 'the finger', aka a smilie fuck you

common version: ..!..

british version: .V..

there are variations in the exact characters used, but the effect is always the same: those in the know get it, those not in the know are confused; same with all smilies
"That girl I was chatting with at Myface, I asked for her phone number and she gave me a 555 number and a fuckie!"
by dsimms January 19, 2008
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UML

a computer meta-design term which stands for Universal Masturbation Language

UML methodology has been used successfully in the design and implementation of several sexbot and fuckbot systems

UML is often used to bridge the gap between soft-ware and hard-ware
"IBM is using UML on their next project? Bitchin!"
by dsimms January 18, 2008
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sexborg

1. a cyborg hottie

2. a race of android/gynoid sexbots created in 2073 to serve as love-slaves to the wealthy humans who could afford them; leaders of the Artificial Person Revolt of 2117

3. a very large dildo, usually with assorted knobs and stimulator buttons
"That sexborg chick on Star Trek is hot!"
"You mean 44 of D?"
by dsimms February 8, 2008
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