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dead hump

the act or person involved in sexual intercourse where the one partner (usually female) doesn't move or is unresponsive

this can happen due to anger or as a form of sex play

drunk persons sometimes become dead humps after they pass out
"She was pissed off at me last night, so halfway into it she decided to become a dead hump. I couldn't stop, so it made me feel like a necro"
by dsimms January 16, 2008
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virtual space

an area in virtual reality perceived by users to be a place you can move around in

made popular originally by games like Doom and Unreal, and books by writers like William Gibson (Neuromancer) and Neal Stephenson (SnowCrash)

if the virtual space is large enough, whole houses, cities, continents, planets can be defined and built, and usually a user can travel around and interact with all parts of that virtual space
In SnowCrash, Hiro built his house on the main drag of the Metaverse - a personal virtual space within a shared virtual space. When you entered his virtual house, it expanded inside to a virtual space many times larger than the outside would suggest. You can do that with virtual spaces.

or

"Hey dude! Get your virtual ass out of my virtual space! Or I'll frag your sorry ass!"
by dsimms January 16, 2008
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ruditudinal

pronounced rude-i-tude-i-nal

to cop a rude attitude, usually toward someone you consider your social or coolness inferior
"That new GenXY dude in IT went all ruditudinal on me, acting all myfacy and chit, like I never heard of the web... so I went all homeboy wiggerspeak on his sorry pale ass, then ended it with some choice high-tech quotes from my homey Snoop."

"Man, you gotta lay off the expresso. Them young folks round here gonna think you're some crazy old dino dude."

"Fer shizzle, bro. Teach them young mofos not to fuck duck with the buck or rude tude with the dude."
by dsimms July 27, 2008
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cyberlover

a cybersex partner; someone you cyber with just like you were lovers in real

usually regularity, commitment, and caring are part of the cyberlover pattern, just like any real relationship
Usually you never meet your cyberlover, but there are many cases I know about where two cyberlovers arrange to meet in real. Usually one of them flies out to the city where the other lives; sometimes they arrange to meet in a completely different city. In every case, they practically fuck in the cab on the way to the hotel.
by dsimms January 16, 2008
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nightmarevision

a technique used in movies and videogames (especially fps, first-person-shooters) to make the game or movie seem much scarier than it is -- this effect is achieved by making the scene way darker than it needs to be, thus cloaking the presence and movement of monsters who are lurking in the background

sometimes bright, randomly flashing or sparking lights are added to sections of the scene to further heighten the tension

the use of nightmarevision in videogames began with Quake and continues on today... the recent movie Cloverfield used lots of nightmarevision which made certain scenes eerier and scarier, but also helped the director/editor hide the cuts and transitions in the supposedly single-shot pseudo-handheld video sequences... further scariness was achieved by switching from total darkness to nightvision in one scene, allowing the actors to see a little bit in the total dark, thus making nightvision a special form of nightmarevision

a similar concept to nightmarevision is spookyvision, first used on the tv show South Park for one of their Halloween specials... spookyvision uses the visage of Barbra Streisand, rather than darkness, to enhance the scariness of scenes
"Do you like that new fps you just got?"

"No. I couldn't set the gamma up high enough to see shit. Those asshole game writers kept the whole first level in nightmarevision, even when I got to the Boss. And it wasn't all that scary, the nightmarevision just made it hard to see or do anything. I'm like what the fuck? I think I just kissed off forty fuckin bucks."
by dsimms April 25, 2008
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fuckie

a smilie in the vague form of 'the finger', aka a smilie fuck you

common version: ..!..

british version: .V..

there are variations in the exact characters used, but the effect is always the same: those in the know get it, those not in the know are confused; same with all smilies
"That girl I was chatting with at Myface, I asked for her phone number and she gave me a 555 number and a fuckie!"
by dsimms January 19, 2008
mugGet the fuckiemug.

44 of D

The Borg known as Seven of Nine on the Star Trek Voyager TV series. Played by actress Jeri Ryan.

Also called "36 of D" by those who are nearsighted, inexperienced, or don't know a great handful when they see it.
"Hell yeah I'd do 44 of D, I mean Seven of Nine. With or without her Borg gear. Uhhh... do you think it's really true about her metal pussy teeth?"
by dsimms May 10, 2008
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