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hungry hippo

The alternate definition only tells half the story; this big-boned female will get a taste of the cock, but then her hunger will overtake her. She'll rip off the penis, chomp into the hip, rip off your legs and put 'em in BBQ sauce, then put the rest of you in a deep fryer.
What the HELL are you doing you hungry hippo? AUUGHH MY PENIS.... AUUGHHH MY HIPS.... AUGHH MY LEGS.... NOT THE DEEP FRYER...! AUUUUGHHHHH....
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cult classic

A popular piece of work, generally a movie, which has gained a large following. This following has most likely been around for at least a few years, except for cases of an 'instant cult classic,' in which a movie gains instant fame which remains for decades to come.
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unfortunate

When she tells you she was faking it.
Suzie Q: "I have been faking it for years."
John Doe: "Unfortunate..."
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ascribe

1. To credit or assign, as to a cause or source; attribute; impute.
2. To attribute or think of as belonging, as a quality or characteristic.
I ascribed her as a sexy fox with no brains who needs to hop in my bed and play Where's Waldo?.
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haighter

Someone who doesn't like Haight Ashbury, i.e. The Man and Company.
Haighter: "Haight Ashbury should be destroyed; it's just a place for druggies, burnout hippies, and other deviants to congregate."

Haightee: "FUCK YOU, SUIT!"
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exploitation

Selfish utilization, most commonly used in reference to: the system, the (schooling) system, and beavers.
He sifted through the corporate ladder through the exploitation of his peers.
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fauxgasm

If you weren't into it, you weren't into it. Don't give me a fucking fauxgasm.
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