drunkenbeaverexploitationsects(FRATZ)'s definitions

split piss

This occurs when there is clogging in the urethra due to the remaining residue of ejaculation, either from masturbation or copulation. The clogging results in your urine shooting in any direction but the direction you want it to go. Your legs, shirt, toilet seat, sink, floor, and even face will become drenched in a yellow spray.

It is always a good idea to sit on your toilet seat after ejaculation to prevent split piss.

by drunkenbeaverexploitationsects(FRATZ) January 24, 2007

fratass

A fun word to call fat assholes who gave their soul to a frat in hopes of friendship.

Me: "Raphael you're such a fratass!"
Raphael: "The Omega-mega-mega's accept me, who accepts you?"
Me: "Ur mom!"

by drunkenbeaverexploitationsects(FRATZ) January 29, 2007

cult classic

A popular piece of work, generally a movie, which has gained a large following. This following has most likely been around for at least a few years, except for cases of an 'instant cult classic,' in which a movie gains instant fame which remains for decades to come.

Reefer Madness is the best cult classic, hands down.

by drunkenbeaverexploitationsects(FRATZ) January 25, 2007

horn

1. One of the bony, permanent, hollow paired growths, often curved and pointed, that project from the upper part of the head of certain mammals, as cattle, sheep, goats, or antelopes.

2. A synonym for penis, named after the similarities to the first definition. Both are hard, permanent, curved and pointed.

3. An instrument for making a noticeable sound, often used on vehicles such as cars, motorcycles, bicycles, etc.

4. A trumpet.

5. A symbol of power or strength.

Bob: "I saw his huge animal with horns on the road, so I instinctively honked on the horn while putting some pressure on the breaks. I stopped a few inches short of it--the bastard didn't move the whole time--and hopped out to lecture it on road safety. It looked so cute that I whipped out my horn and began making anal love to it, while I belched out some notes from a horn I always carry around with me--yeah, I'm kinky like dat!

Jim: Dude... you are the greatest horn in history!

by drunkenbeaverexploitationsects(FRATZ) December 12, 2008

Beep Beep

1. The sound cars make as their driver repeatedly stimulates their horn, bringing the far end of the hand down in a cupped shape. The mere sound of this stimulation causes nearby drivers to stimulate their own car's pleasure center, and soon all through the air is heard moaning sounds of joy from vehicles. Sometimes this induces severe road rage, which brings about the mounting of one car onto another in doggy style position. Unfortunately, sometimes the mounting proves too rough, and the car at the receiving end may be reduced to scrap metal.
2. A sound to bellow when planting a hot carl on a sleeping victim.

1. Car 1: "Beep Beep!"
Car 2: "Beep Beep Beep!!"
Cars 3, 4, 5, 473: "BEEP BEEP BEEP etc.!!!!"
2. Carl: "BEEP BEEP BITCH!"
Susy Q: "OH MY GOD... YOU ASSHOLE!"

by drunkenbeaverexploitationsects(FRATZ) January 25, 2007

black and white

When talking about old BnW flicks and pics and you want to spell it out, use hyphens.

It's not black and white movies, it's black-and-white!

by drunkenbeaverexploitationsects(FRATZ) January 25, 2007

ascribe

1. To credit or assign, as to a cause or source; attribute; impute.
2. To attribute or think of as belonging, as a quality or characteristic.

I ascribed her as a sexy fox with no brains who needs to hop in my bed and play Where's Waldo?.

by Drunkenbeaverexploitationsects(FRATZ) January 29, 2007