Definitions by drunkenbeaverexploitationsects(FRATZ)

haightee

A defender of Haight Ashbury. See: Hippy, burnout, deviant, druggie, nonconformist, leech on society's ass (I kid, I kid).

Haighter: "Haight Ashbury should be destroyed, it's just a place for druggies, burnout hippies, and other deviants to congregate."

Haightee: "FUCK YOU, SUIT!"

haightee by drunkenbeaverexploitationsects(FRATZ) January 25, 2007

Beep Beep 

1. The sound cars make as their driver repeatedly stimulates their horn, bringing the far end of the hand down in a cupped shape. The mere sound of this stimulation causes nearby drivers to stimulate their own car's pleasure center, and soon all through the air is heard moaning sounds of joy from vehicles. Sometimes this induces severe road rage, which brings about the mounting of one car onto another in doggy style position. Unfortunately, sometimes the mounting proves too rough, and the car at the receiving end may be reduced to scrap metal.
2. A sound to bellow when planting a hot carl on a sleeping victim.

1. Car 1: "Beep Beep!"
Car 2: "Beep Beep Beep!!"
Cars 3, 4, 5, 473: "BEEP BEEP BEEP etc.!!!!"
2. Carl: "BEEP BEEP BITCH!"
Susy Q: "OH MY GOD... YOU ASSHOLE!"

Beep Beep by drunkenbeaverexploitationsects(FRATZ) January 25, 2007

headway 

1. Progress.

2. Signs of said progress, often used in relationships to mark reasons why they should still stay together.

3. The time interval or distance between two vehicles, as automobiles, ships, or railroad or subway cars, traveling in the same direction over the same route.

1. Headway in a career.

2. John Doe: "You have to give me some headway here, I'm trying..."

3. Suzie Q: "He's not giving me any headway, I'm gonna pull alongside him and honk my horn and give him a piece of my mind!"

headway by drunkenbeaverexploitationsects(FRATZ) January 25, 2007

The Black Lagoon 

The place where the creature came from, stupid!

See: The Creature from the Black Lagoon

The Black Lagoon by drunkenbeaverexploitationsects(FRATZ) January 25, 2007

BnW 

Black-and-White, referring to old Black-and-White movies.

Back in the day, BnW was all you could get... now people only use it to look cool and/or relate to past BnW movies...

BnW by drunkenbeaverexploitationsects(FRATZ) January 25, 2007

black and white 

When talking about old BnW flicks and pics and you want to spell it out, use hyphens.

It's not black and white movies, it's black-and-white!

black and white by drunkenbeaverexploitationsects(FRATZ) January 25, 2007

cult classic 

A popular piece of work, generally a movie, which has gained a large following. This following has most likely been around for at least a few years, except for cases of an 'instant cult classic,' in which a movie gains instant fame which remains for decades to come.

Reefer Madness is the best cult classic, hands down.

cult classic by drunkenbeaverexploitationsects(FRATZ) January 25, 2007