drunkenbeaverexploitationsects(FRATZ)'s definitions

haighter

Someone who doesn't like Haight Ashbury, i.e. The Man and Company.

Haighter: "Haight Ashbury should be destroyed; it's just a place for druggies, burnout hippies, and other deviants to congregate."

Haightee: "FUCK YOU, SUIT!"

by drunkenbeaverexploitationsects(FRATZ) January 26, 2007

unfortunate

When she tells you she was faking it.

Suzie Q: "I have been faking it for years."
John Doe: "Unfortunate..."

by drunkenbeaverexploitationsects(FRATZ) January 26, 2007

horn

1. One of the bony, permanent, hollow paired growths, often curved and pointed, that project from the upper part of the head of certain mammals, as cattle, sheep, goats, or antelopes.

2. A synonym for penis, named after the similarities to the first definition. Both are hard, permanent, curved and pointed.

3. An instrument for making a noticeable sound, often used on vehicles such as cars, motorcycles, bicycles, etc.

4. A trumpet.

5. A symbol of power or strength.

Bob: "I saw his huge animal with horns on the road, so I instinctively honked on the horn while putting some pressure on the breaks. I stopped a few inches short of it--the bastard didn't move the whole time--and hopped out to lecture it on road safety. It looked so cute that I whipped out my horn and began making anal love to it, while I belched out some notes from a horn I always carry around with me--yeah, I'm kinky like dat!

Jim: Dude... you are the greatest horn in history!

by drunkenbeaverexploitationsects(FRATZ) December 12, 2008

Beep Beep

1. The sound cars make as their driver repeatedly stimulates their horn, bringing the far end of the hand down in a cupped shape. The mere sound of this stimulation causes nearby drivers to stimulate their own car's pleasure center, and soon all through the air is heard moaning sounds of joy from vehicles. Sometimes this induces severe road rage, which brings about the mounting of one car onto another in doggy style position. Unfortunately, sometimes the mounting proves too rough, and the car at the receiving end may be reduced to scrap metal.
2. A sound to bellow when planting a hot carl on a sleeping victim.

1. Car 1: "Beep Beep!"
Car 2: "Beep Beep Beep!!"
Cars 3, 4, 5, 473: "BEEP BEEP BEEP etc.!!!!"
2. Carl: "BEEP BEEP BITCH!"
Susy Q: "OH MY GOD... YOU ASSHOLE!"

by drunkenbeaverexploitationsects(FRATZ) January 25, 2007

whoreican

Yell this at someone of any nationality and they will take it as racist.

Warning: Use with caution

Me: "You fucking whoreican!"
Stereotype of some nationality: "Are you calling ______s whores?" followed by actions which conform to the individual's nationality's stereotype.

by drunkenbeaverexploitationsects(FRATZ) January 25, 2007

cult classic

A popular piece of work, generally a movie, which has gained a large following. This following has most likely been around for at least a few years, except for cases of an 'instant cult classic,' in which a movie gains instant fame which remains for decades to come.

Reefer Madness is the best cult classic, hands down.

by drunkenbeaverexploitationsects(FRATZ) January 25, 2007

goober

1. Boogers
2. Someone with a lot of mucus coming from their nose. This term is generally applied to new tokers, but sometimes to people with colds. The term has been coined because the new toker often takes too big of hits, wants to cough but tries to hold it in, and ends up having the air escape through their nose... along with a healthy amount of mucus (goobers).
3. Peanut (I tell no lies!)
4. Stupid cutsey title people apply to cute shit.

Toke-master: "Frank you're such a goober!"
Frank: "Snort snort... sniff sniff..." (wipes nose) "Yeah I know..."

by Drunkenbeaverexploitationsects(FRATZ) January 29, 2007