1. One of the bony, permanent, hollow paired growths, often curved and pointed, that project from the upper part of the head of certain mammals, as cattle, sheep, goats, or antelopes.
2. A synonym for penis, named after the similarities to the first definition. Both are hard, permanent, curved and pointed.
3. An instrument for making a noticeable sound, often used on vehicles such as cars, motorcycles, bicycles, etc.
4. A trumpet.
5. A symbol of power or strength.
2. A synonym for penis, named after the similarities to the first definition. Both are hard, permanent, curved and pointed.
3. An instrument for making a noticeable sound, often used on vehicles such as cars, motorcycles, bicycles, etc.
4. A trumpet.
5. A symbol of power or strength.
Bob: "I saw his huge animal with horns on the road, so I instinctively honked on the horn while putting some pressure on the breaks. I stopped a few inches short of it--the bastard didn't move the whole time--and hopped out to lecture it on road safety. It looked so cute that I whipped out my horn and began making anal love to it, while I belched out some notes from a horn I always carry around with me--yeah, I'm kinky like dat!
Jim: Dude... you are the greatest horn in history!
Jim: Dude... you are the greatest horn in history!
by drunkenbeaverexploitationsects(FRATZ) December 12, 2008

Me: "You fucking whoreican!"
Stereotype of some nationality: "Are you calling ______s whores?" followed by actions which conform to the individual's nationality's stereotype.
Stereotype of some nationality: "Are you calling ______s whores?" followed by actions which conform to the individual's nationality's stereotype.
by drunkenbeaverexploitationsects(FRATZ) January 25, 2007

1. The sound cars make as their driver repeatedly stimulates their horn, bringing the far end of the hand down in a cupped shape. The mere sound of this stimulation causes nearby drivers to stimulate their own car's pleasure center, and soon all through the air is heard moaning sounds of joy from vehicles. Sometimes this induces severe road rage, which brings about the mounting of one car onto another in doggy style position. Unfortunately, sometimes the mounting proves too rough, and the car at the receiving end may be reduced to scrap metal.
2. A sound to bellow when planting a hot carl on a sleeping victim.
2. A sound to bellow when planting a hot carl on a sleeping victim.
1. Car 1: "Beep Beep!"
Car 2: "Beep Beep Beep!!"
Cars 3, 4, 5, 473: "BEEP BEEP BEEP etc.!!!!"
2. Carl: "BEEP BEEP BITCH!"
Susy Q: "OH MY GOD... YOU ASSHOLE!"
Car 2: "Beep Beep Beep!!"
Cars 3, 4, 5, 473: "BEEP BEEP BEEP etc.!!!!"
2. Carl: "BEEP BEEP BITCH!"
Susy Q: "OH MY GOD... YOU ASSHOLE!"
by drunkenbeaverexploitationsects(FRATZ) January 25, 2007

A popular piece of work, generally a movie, which has gained a large following. This following has most likely been around for at least a few years, except for cases of an 'instant cult classic,' in which a movie gains instant fame which remains for decades to come.
by drunkenbeaverexploitationsects(FRATZ) January 25, 2007

by drunkenbeaverexploitationsects(FRATZ) January 25, 2007

by drunkenbeaverexploitationsects(FRATZ) January 26, 2007

An incredible song by The Mars Volta, buy/steal/borrow this song. Very sad, but soothing. It is thought The Widow is a ripoff of this song, I don't see a real resemblance.
by drunkenbeaverexploitationsects(FRATZ) December 13, 2008
