drunkenbeaverexploitationsects(FRATZ)'s definitions

Televators

An incredible song by The Mars Volta, buy/steal/borrow this song. Very sad, but soothing. It is thought The Widow is a ripoff of this song, I don't see a real resemblance.

Download Televators... today!

by drunkenbeaverexploitationsects(FRATZ) December 13, 2008

fauxgasm

An alternate for faking it.

If you weren't into it, you weren't into it. Don't give me a fucking fauxgasm.

by drunkenbeaverexploitationsects(FRATZ) January 26, 2007

fratass

A fun word to call fat assholes who gave their soul to a frat in hopes of friendship.

Me: "Raphael you're such a fratass!"
Raphael: "The Omega-mega-mega's accept me, who accepts you?"
Me: "Ur mom!"

by drunkenbeaverexploitationsects(FRATZ) January 29, 2007

unfortunate

When she tells you she was faking it.

Suzie Q: "I have been faking it for years."
John Doe: "Unfortunate..."

by drunkenbeaverexploitationsects(FRATZ) January 26, 2007

goober

1. Boogers
2. Someone with a lot of mucus coming from their nose. This term is generally applied to new tokers, but sometimes to people with colds. The term has been coined because the new toker often takes too big of hits, wants to cough but tries to hold it in, and ends up having the air escape through their nose... along with a healthy amount of mucus (goobers).
3. Peanut (I tell no lies!)
4. Stupid cutsey title people apply to cute shit.

Toke-master: "Frank you're such a goober!"
Frank: "Snort snort... sniff sniff..." (wipes nose) "Yeah I know..."

by Drunkenbeaverexploitationsects(FRATZ) January 29, 2007

cult classic

A popular piece of work, generally a movie, which has gained a large following. This following has most likely been around for at least a few years, except for cases of an 'instant cult classic,' in which a movie gains instant fame which remains for decades to come.

Reefer Madness is the best cult classic, hands down.

by drunkenbeaverexploitationsects(FRATZ) January 25, 2007

headway

1. Progress.

2. Signs of said progress, often used in relationships to mark reasons why they should still stay together.

3. The time interval or distance between two vehicles, as automobiles, ships, or railroad or subway cars, traveling in the same direction over the same route.

1. Headway in a career.

2. John Doe: "You have to give me some headway here, I'm trying..."

3. Suzie Q: "He's not giving me any headway, I'm gonna pull alongside him and honk my horn and give him a piece of my mind!"

by drunkenbeaverexploitationsects(FRATZ) January 25, 2007