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BnW

Back in the day, BnW was all you could get... now people only use it to look cool and/or relate to past BnW movies...
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LDh

Well L met D at the prom and they were together for years before they married, and became a unit (LD). Well LD had a baby, S. The new family, LSD, had a wonderful life of hallucinations and gobbilty gook of that bag. S grows up and gets a girlfriend, it. He decides to move over to her place, and so we're left with LD, S, and it. Well S and it get a lot of unprotected ficky ficky on and have a baby, h. This baby turns S and it's lives into just what the new name implies, 'Shit' (letters together because they had to get married and become a unit of their own, abortion and adoption and single parenthood out of the question!). After 3 months of dealing with a screaming child (she would say she has two of them) following painful childbirth, it gives up on life and kills herself. S knows he can't take care of a child on his own (in fact, he pretty much left all the 'parenting' to it while she was still alive) and decides to leave town, dumping the baby on his parental letters. What's left is LDh.
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haighter

Someone who doesn't like Haight Ashbury, i.e. The Man and Company.
Haighter: "Haight Ashbury should be destroyed; it's just a place for druggies, burnout hippies, and other deviants to congregate."

Haightee: "FUCK YOU, SUIT!"
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fratass

A fun word to call fat assholes who gave their soul to a frat in hopes of friendship.
Me: "Raphael you're such a fratass!"
Raphael: "The Omega-mega-mega's accept me, who accepts you?"
Me: "Ur mom!"
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exploitation

Selfish utilization, most commonly used in reference to: the system, the (schooling) system, and beavers.
He sifted through the corporate ladder through the exploitation of his peers.
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ascribe

1. To credit or assign, as to a cause or source; attribute; impute.
2. To attribute or think of as belonging, as a quality or characteristic.
I ascribed her as a sexy fox with no brains who needs to hop in my bed and play Where's Waldo?.
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black and white

When talking about old BnW flicks and pics and you want to spell it out, use hyphens.
It's not black and white movies, it's black-and-white!
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