drunkenbeaverexploitationsects(FRATZ)'s definitions

split piss

This occurs when there is clogging in the urethra due to the remaining residue of ejaculation, either from masturbation or copulation. The clogging results in your urine shooting in any direction but the direction you want it to go. Your legs, shirt, toilet seat, sink, floor, and even face will become drenched in a yellow spray.

It is always a good idea to sit on your toilet seat after ejaculation to prevent split piss.

by drunkenbeaverexploitationsects(FRATZ) January 24, 2007

haighter

Someone who doesn't like Haight Ashbury, i.e. The Man and Company.

Haighter: "Haight Ashbury should be destroyed; it's just a place for druggies, burnout hippies, and other deviants to congregate."

Haightee: "FUCK YOU, SUIT!"

by drunkenbeaverexploitationsects(FRATZ) January 26, 2007

headway

1. Progress.

2. Signs of said progress, often used in relationships to mark reasons why they should still stay together.

3. The time interval or distance between two vehicles, as automobiles, ships, or railroad or subway cars, traveling in the same direction over the same route.

1. Headway in a career.

2. John Doe: "You have to give me some headway here, I'm trying..."

3. Suzie Q: "He's not giving me any headway, I'm gonna pull alongside him and honk my horn and give him a piece of my mind!"

by drunkenbeaverexploitationsects(FRATZ) January 25, 2007