Definitions by drunkenbeaverexploitationsects(FRATZ)

hungry hippo 

The alternate definition only tells half the story; this big-boned female will get a taste of the cock, but then her hunger will overtake her. She'll rip off the penis, chomp into the hip, rip off your legs and put 'em in BBQ sauce, then put the rest of you in a deep fryer.

What the HELL are you doing you hungry hippo? AUUGHH MY PENIS.... AUUGHHH MY HIPS.... AUGHH MY LEGS.... NOT THE DEEP FRYER...! AUUUUGHHHHH....

hungry hippo by drunkenbeaverexploitationsects(FRATZ) January 25, 2007

whoreican 

Yell this at someone of any nationality and they will take it as racist.

Warning: Use with caution

Me: "You fucking whoreican!"
Stereotype of some nationality: "Are you calling ______s whores?" followed by actions which conform to the individual's nationality's stereotype.

whoreican by drunkenbeaverexploitationsects(FRATZ) January 25, 2007

split piss 

This occurs when there is clogging in the urethra due to the remaining residue of ejaculation, either from masturbation or copulation. The clogging results in your urine shooting in any direction but the direction you want it to go. Your legs, shirt, toilet seat, sink, floor, and even face will become drenched in a yellow spray.

It is always a good idea to sit on your toilet seat after ejaculation to prevent split piss.

split piss by drunkenbeaverexploitationsects(FRATZ) January 24, 2007