Definitions by drunkenbeaverexploitationsects(FRATZ)

goober 

1. Boogers
2. Someone with a lot of mucus coming from their nose. This term is generally applied to new tokers, but sometimes to people with colds. The term has been coined because the new toker often takes too big of hits, wants to cough but tries to hold it in, and ends up having the air escape through their nose... along with a healthy amount of mucus (goobers).
3. Peanut (I tell no lies!)
4. Stupid cutsey title people apply to cute shit.

Toke-master: "Frank you're such a goober!"
Frank: "Snort snort... sniff sniff..." (wipes nose) "Yeah I know..."

goober by Drunkenbeaverexploitationsects(FRATZ) January 29, 2007

ascribe 

1. To credit or assign, as to a cause or source; attribute; impute.
2. To attribute or think of as belonging, as a quality or characteristic.

I ascribed her as a sexy fox with no brains who needs to hop in my bed and play Where's Waldo?.

ascribe by Drunkenbeaverexploitationsects(FRATZ) January 29, 2007

haighter 

Someone who doesn't like Haight Ashbury, i.e. The Man and Company.

Haighter: "Haight Ashbury should be destroyed; it's just a place for druggies, burnout hippies, and other deviants to congregate."

Haightee: "FUCK YOU, SUIT!"

haighter by drunkenbeaverexploitationsects(FRATZ) January 26, 2007

unfortunate 

When she tells you she was faking it.

Suzie Q: "I have been faking it for years."
John Doe: "Unfortunate..."

unfortunate by drunkenbeaverexploitationsects(FRATZ) January 26, 2007

fauxgasm 

An alternate for faking it.

If you weren't into it, you weren't into it. Don't give me a fucking fauxgasm.

fauxgasm by drunkenbeaverexploitationsects(FRATZ) January 26, 2007

fratz 

Is same as frats, but this has a z.

If you type fratz instead of frats, your cool factor will go up 1029387 points!!11

fratz by drunkenbeaverexploitationsects(FRATZ) January 25, 2007

Beep Beep 

1. The sound cars make as their driver repeatedly stimulates their horn, bringing the far end of the hand down in a cupped shape. The mere sound of this stimulation causes nearby drivers to stimulate their own car's pleasure center, and soon all through the air is heard moaning sounds of joy from vehicles. Sometimes this induces severe road rage, which brings about the mounting of one car onto another in doggy style position. Unfortunately, sometimes the mounting proves too rough, and the car at the receiving end may be reduced to scrap metal.
2. A sound to bellow when planting a hot carl on a sleeping victim.

1. Car 1: "Beep Beep!"
Car 2: "Beep Beep Beep!!"
Cars 3, 4, 5, 473: "BEEP BEEP BEEP etc.!!!!"
2. Carl: "BEEP BEEP BITCH!"
Susy Q: "OH MY GOD... YOU ASSHOLE!"

Beep Beep by drunkenbeaverexploitationsects(FRATZ) January 25, 2007