drew s's definitions

engineering

a college student who majors in this can forget about his life, because there will be no more time to do anything besides study, and then drink to forget how fucked you are. Study and drinking, that's about it. Also, engineers are known to have no sleeping pattern because of numerous all-nighters. There should be an amendment to the constitution to add an entire point to any engineering student's GPA, as only then will the scale be fair to everyone.

Business major: what's your major?
Engineering major: engineering.
Business major: (gets a mental image of engineering major stabbing himself with pencils, not sleeping for 36 hours straight, and failing multiple classes. Yet the engineering major is still 4 times smarter than the business major.)

by drew s January 3, 2008

five second rule

This is a very complex law of physics. It states that if food (goldfish, for example) is dropped on the floor, it can be "safely" eaten within five seconds. The five second rule is very fun to apply when in...say...architectural drawing class, usually when Mr. Johnson leaves the room.

When other people are attempting to throw goldfish in your mouth, but miss and hit you smack diddley doo in the face, the five second rule applies as soon as it makes solid contact with the floor.

by drew s April 19, 2004

mushroom slap

if someone happens to be getting fresh with you, mushroom slap them. This means pulling out your jimmy and making solid contact with their facial region.

C-dav definitely mushroom slapped that girl last period because she said "oh my gosh guys guess what happened?"

by drew s April 12, 2004

guesstimate

An educated guess. A guesstimation is a guess, but at the same time an estimation.

I guesstimated that 95% of people in Zimbabwe think this word is cool.

by drew s April 8, 2004

smackalack

a somewhat ballsier version of smacking someone, usually in the face.
NOTE: this is not a mushroom slap

reppert: Dude back away or i'll straight smackalack you in the face.

by drew s December 8, 2004

conjumbled

nobody really knows what two words conbined to form this word. One of them is most definitely jumbled. The first one could be "confused", it could be "conjectured", or it could be "conartist". Nobody really knows. However, we do know that this word is said when you dont know what the hell is going on.

mrs yeazel what the hell are you doing. You write the most conjumbled notes ever in the history of the earth.

by drew s December 8, 2004

niggardliness

an extremely random word that was in our vocab book that looks like something that it's not

lance stands in niggardliness

by drew s September 26, 2004