drew's definitions

Ponce de le Chaunce

someone who is the epidome of a chaunce a.k.a, total fool. This a takeoff on the famous name in history, Ponce de Leon.

"Dude, J.P. is such a Ponce de le Chaunce"

by drew March 12, 2004

American Eagle

A clothing brand equivelent to Hollister. Seen as a "rugged" or "tough" compared to the other "prep" styles when in fact it is much the same. Selling over priced items that appear to have already been worn.

Oh man, look at these sweet wrinkled cargo shorts, I'm so cool!

by Drew February 1, 2005

Run my digits

To place a phone call to. Digits being an obvious reference to a phone number.

Joe B.: "What ya doin' later?"
Drew: "Shiat cracker, I don't know man. Run my digits after you get done farkin' yo momma."

by Drew January 6, 2004

Burnsville

small hick town on the outskirts of Iuka, MS. It is full of gas stations and racists. People of different races, gays, or anybody that's not a redneck does not survive here.

In Burnsville, your mom is your brother and your brother is your dad.

by Drew June 6, 2004

fizzmopper

Someone who cleans up feminine jizz.
A jizzmopper for the ladies.

front burner "Damn Drew, you are so good in bed I came again!"
me: "I know baby, let da fizzmopper clean it up for you."

by drew October 22, 2004

skiddleyboop

I dunno. It makes you feel better when you say it though.

Reppert: Skiddleyboop!
Mr. Johnson: Can't have the skiddley, without the boop.

by Drew January 2, 2004

311

The Best Fucking band in the universe!

Person #1: You going to bring some bud to the 311 show?

Person #2: hell yea bro!

by Drew May 13, 2005