drew's definitions

nifkit

The nether region between one's anus and cannonballs. Quite grudle-esque but in order to obtain the glorification of a nifkit, it must have hair sufficient enough to be braided.

On hot days, my nifkit sweats uncontrollably.

by Drew February 19, 2005

President Bush

A good president and anyone who doesnt like him can suck my ass because you all are communist assholes that are lazy as fuck and want everything to be equal.

President Bush is a good president.

by drew February 16, 2005

American Eagle

A clothing brand equivelent to Hollister. Seen as a "rugged" or "tough" compared to the other "prep" styles when in fact it is much the same. Selling over priced items that appear to have already been worn.

Oh man, look at these sweet wrinkled cargo shorts, I'm so cool!

by Drew February 1, 2005

fabuluscious

to be fabulously luscious. Equivelent to being as hot as a penny on blacktop on a june afternoon.

Damn! Natalie is fabuluscious!

by Drew February 1, 2005

shakin' the baby

A euphemism for male masturbation.

"I was in my bedroom, shakin' the baby, when my grandma walked in!!!"

by Drew January 31, 2005

danza slap

A dickwhipping.
See also: Huzzah

Did you know that a huzzah is also a Danza slap?

by Drew January 26, 2005

John's mom

A woman infatuated and entirely obsessed with the "dark meat."

A dirty, dirty slut.

Anything can be made into a joke about John's mom.

Person1: I like hot dogs.
Person2: In John's mom!


Person1: This sucks!
Person2: Like John's mom.

by Drew January 24, 2005