drew's definitions

Alien Legs

From the movie the arrival when the aliens legs go in backwards. It is an action to give someone Alien Legs means to kick their legs in.

Hey your better shut the hell up or i'll give you alien legs.

by Drew June 28, 2004

hogie

A little fat kid taking a shit.

"There's a hogie in the pool!"

by Drew July 18, 2004

clingons

Any debris that clings to the hair around one’s asshole. This could include, but not limited to: poop, cotton balls from underwear, other ass crack hair that tangles in on itself, etc… It is synonymous with DINGLE-BERRY

Before sixty-nine, it is good hygene to wash your ass of all CLINGONS.

by Drew October 20, 2004

natural selection

religions worst nightmare

seriously, the rainbow is gods promise not to drown us all. Isn't that nice of him?

by drew December 24, 2003

one-eyed god

metaphorical reference to the phallus where the urethral opening appears as if it is an eye of a serpent.

she kneeled before the one-eyed god

he left the priesthood because all he could do was worship the one-eyed god

by drew June 13, 2004

underoath

A Christian band that originated in Florida. They have an interesting sound, which can be described as screamo, hardcore, emo, and metalcore. They're earlier CD, 'The Changing of Times', has a more hardcore sound (it consists of about 85% screaming) than their newer CD, 'They're Only Chasing Safety', which is about 50/50 between screaming and singing.

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A few of their good songs include 'When the Sun Sleeps', 'Never Meant o Break Your Heart', and 'Reinventing Your Exit'.

by Drew January 10, 2005

ghey

a puritanical way of saying gay.

"dude, do u think that guys ghey?"
"Hells yea, I would love to get him in my sack. Hey, I bet your dad would join in on that 3 way."

by drew March 18, 2005