181 definitions by drew

shitbag

One who is shady, or does things with the sole intention of keeping it from their close friends.

"Dude, just tell me what happened. Dont be such a shitbag!"

by drew July 8, 2003

fizzmopper

Someone who cleans up feminine jizz.
A jizzmopper for the ladies.

front burner "Damn Drew, you are so good in bed I came again!"
me: "I know baby, let da fizzmopper clean it up for you."

by drew October 22, 2004

Burnsville

small hick town on the outskirts of Iuka, MS. It is full of gas stations and racists. People of different races, gays, or anybody that's not a redneck does not survive here.

In Burnsville, your mom is your brother and your brother is your dad.

by drew June 7, 2004

Bulg

A massive erection in your pants clumped up to make it look like a big lump in the front of your pants

Once I saw that chick man, I got the biggest bulg

by drew March 8, 2005

Piosh

piosh is the best word ever. can be used anyway u like.

im going to piosh on you.

by drew December 18, 2003

Festeezio

An insult created out of pure stupidity. By our freindly neighborhood Peter Griffin

You are a festeezio! See, I can make up words too!

by drew March 2, 2004

moosenuckle

an oversized camel's toe.....balogna on pumpernickle

that woman's twat is so big that it looks like she's hiding a moosenuckle in her panties

by drew May 17, 2003