Urban Dictionary: Definitions by drew

311

Person #1: You going to bring some bud to the 311 show?

Person #2: hell yea bro!

311 by Drew May 13, 2005

311

Back in 1996, someone started a rumor about how 311 is kkk. Thats bullshit, 311 is the most anti-racist band out there. Listen to the song unity by them , its about everyone being unified! 311 is amazing!

"311 is racist man!"

" fuck you dude, 311 isn't racist!

311 by Drew May 13, 2005

standby

Cheating technique used to screw every damn played in a halo 2 match

"dude the flag jus dissapeared"
"o shit they are standbying"

standby by Drew May 13, 2005

Dirty Q

When you need to loosen a girl's asshole to put your dick in, you take each index finger and strech the rectum accordingly. After the asshole has been sufficently streched you place one index finger in each nostril of the girl in question. The next step is to ram your cock into her asshole. When she tries to pull away, you reign her back in by her nose, she will be unable to move away from the degrading act that is anal penetration with her own shit in her nose.

He Dirty Q'd nine girls in 2 hours last night

Dirty Q by drew May 6, 2005

Military Police

the worlds best high speed chase solvers, they dont take no crap.

i was worried those pussy cops would never pull him over, then he got onto the military base, that ended it quick.

Military Police by drew April 24, 2005

pajawa

The sound made by striking a person in the face with a penis.

Did you hear that? Pajawa!

pajawa by Drew April 16, 2005

FUPA

FUPA (Fat Upper Pussy Area) refers to the large, overhanging, belly-like sack above the females pookie.

My FUPA is rounder than your FUPA, you tramp.

FUPA by Drew April 13, 2005