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moistmaker

an extra slice of gravy-soaked bread inside a turkey sandwich to make it extra moist. Monica on "Friends" invented it and Ross named it. Ross got really upset one time, when his boss ate his sandwich with a moistmaker.
Ross: Oh-oh really? Did you confuse it with your own turkey sandwich with a moistmaker?
by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd December 25, 2007
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wikitivity

the activity of editing or otherwise working on Wikipedia.
I'm pretty tempted to edit the article, though I usually just restrict my wikitivity to vandal-squishing.
by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd January 12, 2008
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sailfrog

a frog that has been run over by so many cars that it's flat. You can pick it up and throw it like a Frisbee and it will sail.
Look! A sailfrog! I wanna sail it!
by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd January 12, 2008
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Jesum Crow!

A bastardization of the exclamation "Jesus Christ!" but less vulgar.
Jesum Crow! I dropped one of my diamonds in the macaroni!
by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd April 25, 2008
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out of your pay grade

out of your league, your level of authority or your ability.

To tell someone that they are out of their pay grade is to say that they are flunkies who are in over their head.
1) "Well, detective, there are matters at stake here that are a little bit above your pay grade. No offense."

2) "You're asking questions way out of your pay grade."
by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd April 26, 2008
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stygian

1) one of the triplets who came up from hell to do Azrael's bidding in "Dogma." When they were alive, they were baby-killers. That's why they were in hell.

2) anything having to do with hell.
This sentence doesn't have "stygian" in it.
by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd April 26, 2008
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Is it soup yet?

It means "Are you finished?" or "Is it time?"

Comes from a 1970's Lipton instant soup commercial, notable on several levels. First off, it was a slam against Campbell's which was merely condensed. Lipton did Campbell's one better and removed itself even further from the real stuff, by removing ALL the water and powdering the soup. Only when re-hydrated with boiling water, was it again soup.

So kid's in commercials would ask, "Is it soup yet?"

AND BACK THEN, THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A GOOD THING!!

The fact that it was even more prefab than Campbell's was a selling point!
Wife: I'll be ready to go in a minute?
Husband (a few minutes later): Is it soup yet?
by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd April 26, 2008
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