dp916's definitions
The art of keeping an extended family together relying on direct interaction with loved ones and relations who are distant physically but thought of intermittently.
My mother and her cousin are responsible for the kinkeeping in our family. They began planning our regular five year reunion two weeks after the last one. They expect to greet over sixty people again, maybe more, depending on who gets pregnant.
by dp916 May 19, 2024
Get the kinkeepingmug. the decision of tv viewers to schedule their time so that they watch a specific program at a specific time
opposite of viewers who sit down in front of a tv and watch whatever is on
opposite of viewers who sit down in front of a tv and watch whatever is on
by dp916 May 9, 2004
Get the appointment televisionmug. the manner in which some people demonstrate their worth to mankind by making sure that everyone in the room knows that they something special, have survived a bad hair day, or know more than their teachers, employers, parents, friends or anyone else
The conversations I over heard at the "happy hour" were dominated by the pretentions twaddle of college girls who should know better.
by dp916 February 14, 2004
Get the pretentious twaddlemug. Term used by a worthless network news barbie or cable news bunny to describe a story's seriousness and imply the amount of resources the network will apply to its journalistic investigation.
The term is frequently used to imply that the "reporter" will get to the bottom of the story and then back to the viewers in order to feed their news rage.
The term is frequently used to imply that the "reporter" will get to the bottom of the story and then back to the viewers in order to feed their news rage.
studio news barbie:
"Great report Gina (news bunny on location)!"
We'll drill down into that story you're covering about Mr. and Mrs. Elephant's new baby and get back to you. Thanks.
"Great report Gina (news bunny on location)!"
We'll drill down into that story you're covering about Mr. and Mrs. Elephant's new baby and get back to you. Thanks.
by dp916 November 25, 2010
Get the drill downmug. a mythical place where memories, events, relationships and experiences get stuck
usually "stuck in your craw" or "stuck in my craw" refers to the phenomenon as it is experienced by males.
The phenomenon frequently causes grudges.
usually "stuck in your craw" or "stuck in my craw" refers to the phenomenon as it is experienced by males.
The phenomenon frequently causes grudges.
Hey man, what's John got stuck in his craw now?
I'm not sure, but I think it's about that promotion he didn't get. He's still mad at his supervisor.
I'm not sure, but I think it's about that promotion he didn't get. He's still mad at his supervisor.
by dp916 May 27, 2005
Get the crawmug. While walking down the street early Sunday morning Anthony decided to merkel the newspaper from his neighbor's lawn.
by dp916 January 12, 2004
Get the merkelmug. one of the winners in the Washington Post's Style Invitational - words altered by adding, subtracting, or changing only one letter and supplying a new definition
by dp916 March 17, 2004
Get the ignoranusmug.