ULTRA MAGA

A legendary conservative movement of decent people that has taken hold in the United States starting in 2015, and gaining popularity with the election of their awesome leader Donald Trump.

The adherents consider themselves to be “America First” Nationalists and truly recognise the fascist ideology the Democrats follow, often claiming “the left” or “AntiFa”(a libtard organized anti fascist movement) to be the real fascists.

Ultra MAGA people work for:

~ Powerful and continuing nationalism
~ Protection of human rights, including the unborn, freedom of speech and freedom of thought
~ Identification of the mass media as blatantly biased and refusing to report the facts
~ Protection of children from deviant sexuality
~ Obsession with national security as necessary for national survival
~ Freedom of religion as a basis for unifying the core values of society
~ Opportunities for business to succeed
~ Opportunities for full employment
~ Balanced discussion within intellectual circles and the arts
~ Obsession with crime and punishment to protect the innocent and serve justice on the guilty
~ To stop the rampant hypocrisy, cronyism and corruption in the Democrat and libtard circles.

The corrupt, dementia riddled President Biden and the demented Dems have clearly targeted the Ultra MAGA crowd. but conservatives everywhere will proudly wear this badge to protect their liberty and to save their nation.
Tim: Have you heard that the media has suppressed another story on Hunter Biden and the Clintons?

Sally: Not again. What we need is an ultra MAGA news channel!
by doug1ness July 20, 2022
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wocked

Something (or someone) that fails to perform to expectations - a bit shonky, dodgy, shaky or wobbly. Not very good. Origins circa late 1980's in Central Queensland.
That bicycle wheel has buckled so much that it is wocked!

My boat trip to shore was totally wocked as I became sea sick!
by doug1ness November 13, 2011
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Bundaberg

An old sugar town that responds to change slowly and it may take twenty years to become a local. The old families of the town are respectful, proud and caring people who don't like the path that the town has taken over the past ten years.

Teenagers congregate on the gutters of the streets because there aren't many things on offer for them in this town. The attitude towards learning is quite negative in the public schools - academic achievement is a low priority, while sport, parties, teen pregnancy and cyber slander are the mainstream. Bundaberg has potential, but the growing feral population is a concern for the future of this town.

Cheap discount stores do well in this town, as do government employees. Without the medical, police, primary industries, education, centrelink and main roads staff, this town would shrivel up.
Jack: "I don't want to work hard. It is boring and I don't care about the future."

Sue: "Well, you'll have to live in Bundaberg, then."
by doug1ness November 09, 2011
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Democrats

A political party of libtards for libtards. A political philosophy based on:
1) Support of the most popular and radical social justice issue. If rainbow coloured unicorns wished to transition into pineapples, then democrats would initiate a mass media campaign with additional funding for grassroots transition centres for pineapple inclined unicorns.
2) Excessive funding and spending is secured by printing cash on demand. The consequences of a devalued dollar, increased costs and inflation are ignored completely. Democrats are economically irresponsible.
3) Radical bias. Every opposing view, regardless of how fact based or valid, will be denounced as racist, bigoted or a part of fascist/nazi ideology. Events are cherry picked and a false narrative is imposed upon the opponent's view. This is ironic considering that the democrats historically supported slavery and the KKK. Incessantly supported, without criticism or balanced reporting by mainstream media and commentators on CNN, ABC and MSNBC.
4) Government is the only source of salvation. Citizens are too stupid or incapable of making the correct decision so the democrats are willing to enforce an authoritarian solution upon the public. The democrats will fight for freedom by removing the freedoms of all citizens to support their ideology.
5) Uncontrolled immigration and open voting rights to ensure that the democrats party remains in power. By allowing noncitizens to vote, one can completely ignore the concerns of genuine citizens. Open voting rights will remove any claims of election fraud, since it will be legal for anyone to vote without tracking their identity. Vote early, vote often and assist the dead and non-residents to vote as well.
6) Hypocrisy. One can argue for against related issues without any compulsion to face reality. If there is no truth nor false ideas, then you can believe anything at anytime. If opponents accuse you of hypocrisy, then accuse them of the errors you yourself have committed.
7) Anti-nationalism. Nationalism is evil and reinforces objective history, individual freedoms, justice and opportunities within society. This needs to be squashed at all costs. Supporters need to be self-hating and ashamed of their history and nation. If supporters are white, then they need to display greater shame and self sacrifice than any other ethnic group.
The democrat party is the least democratic and most fascist party in modern politics. Also known as Demoncrats.

Dwenzil: The democrats have released statistics indicating that the white population of the US is less than 50% for the first time in history!

Wisteria: OMG! Let us celebrate by marching for rainbow unicorn rights in Slovakia while denouncing Republicans as the children of Hitler.
by doug1ness July 04, 2022
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Abortion

The act of terminating the life of an unborn or partially born human born. A sin against the image of God and the intrinsic value of human life. At 6-7 weeks the unborn infant has a heart rate of 90 to 110 beats per minute. Scientific research indicates that an immediate and unreflective pain experience is felt by the fetus from the developing function of the nervous system from as early as 12 weeks. Images during an abortion indicate that the unborn infant reacts and tries to avoid or push against abortion tools.

In an enlightened age of contraception and sexual education, an abortion is usually unjustified. However, it may be necessary in the case of:
a) rape or sexual violence;
b) incest;
c) the high risk of death of the mother and/or child in the act of child birth.

In the eyes of God, abortion is murder. Jeremiah 1:5 indicates that the Lord knew us when we were still in the womb. Exodus 21:22–25 describes the use of the death penalty for one who causes the death of an unborn baby. Whether born or unborn, abortion is killing a human who is made in the image of God.
Wisteria: How awful! With the overturning of Wade versus Roe laws, I am unable to attain my woke goal of having 22 abortions!
Ken: May the Lord forgive you and purify your soul! Abortions are medical procedures that were never meant to be a form of birth control. Abortion is murder.
by doug1ness September 09, 2022
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B-B-Biden

To describe utter abject brain dead failure
They were promoted to a position beyond their capabilities. It is an utter B-B-Biden.
by doug1ness February 12, 2022
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