doug's definitions

kirk

To go crazy, to flip out, to wig out.

Timmy kirked out when he saw the guitar solo.

by Doug February 13, 2003

Louch

A term to describe a VERY ugly person

"Look at that kid, he is a louch!"

by Doug November 24, 2004

trick

a trick is a ho's customer, hence turning a trick.

that trick had a nice caddy, so i stold it

by doug May 13, 2005

Bubble Struggle

The BEST game ever created...

"Mr. Bliss' class does nothing but play Bubble Struggle."

by Doug April 14, 2004

artie

Noun: Fat Wop
Stared in "Dirtie Work" and cameo'd in "Old School". Took over Jackie's spot on "The Howard Stern Show" and it has never been better.

Loves Jack and water, Pizza, Coke, bread, and all foods.

I lost my girl, Dana.... "Atrie"

by DOug August 19, 2004

shacker

One who shits and jacks off simultaneously.

"That gay shacker deserves it"

by DOUG October 10, 2003

goth

It has been said that the only thing worst than a conformist is the one who conforms to nonconformist standards. In essence, that is what has become of the goth subculture. Originally a sharp reaction to preps and jocks, the goth standard has melted down into a standard that cannot be deviated from. Modern day goths follow the same routine and habits: They listen to metal and death metal music, such as Slipknot and Led Zeppelin; they dress in nothing but black; they wear clothing from the unusual (fishnet) to the bizzare (high-top black leather boots); they have many piercings on their body, including (but not limited to) the eyebrows, tongue, belly-button, and lips; they shop at Hot Topic; they describe themselves as 'twisted' or 'dark'. There are more examples I can think of, but by now, you should have a clear mental picture of what a goth is. We all know a goth; (s)he sticks out like a sore thumb. The goth subculture is burning itself up, because it was originally a reaction to conformism. Now, it has simply creatly a new standard to conform to.

There goes that goth chick, with her leather outfit and mowhawk hair dyed green.

by Doug March 29, 2005