doug's definitions

Hawkey-Noble

A useless twat that gives his slaves nothing but grief. Cannot speak english as a proper Canadian and drives on the wrong side of the road

Hawkey-noble is an import that is completely uselss

by Doug April 1, 2005

hump

To fuck

She looked so hot he really wanted to hump her.

by Doug November 21, 2002

ligaf

"like i give a fuck"

by Doug December 3, 2002

nosed

To be jewed.

Dude, he totally nosed all my pot.
Yeah man, you got totally jewed.

by Doug March 12, 2004

texas chilly bowl

you take a phone and lube it with hot sauce and stick it some ones ass.

Hunter likes to get the texas chilly bowl.

by Doug December 1, 2004

artie

Noun: Fat Wop
Stared in "Dirtie Work" and cameo'd in "Old School". Took over Jackie's spot on "The Howard Stern Show" and it has never been better.

Loves Jack and water, Pizza, Coke, bread, and all foods.

I lost my girl, Dana.... "Atrie"

by DOug August 19, 2004

Slurry Muff

Slurry Muff, adj. The vaguely erotic act of filling a girl's muff up to the brim with fresh farm slurry while she sleeps. Can, and has, been used for many years as a humourous party trick on both land and sea, as well as Bar Mitzvahs, cocktail parties, coronations and the international textile market.

Especially popular in parts of Glasgow, where it has acquired something of a cult status for some obscure reason.

It is also regularly referred to in the light hearted ending of the BBC news at 10. Incidentally, this is also where Natasha Kaplinsky's massive head can usually be seen.

Lame guy: "Hey guys, Meredith is asleep. Lets draw on her with a marker pen and stuff!"

Doug: "No you wanker, lets slurry muff that bitch!"

Can also adapted for use in popular nursery rhymes for all age groups, i.e:

Mary's sleeping, Mary's sleeping,
Fetch the slurry, Fetch the slurry,
Pump it in there, Pump it in there,
Lick the remnants, Lick the remnants

(London's Burning)

by Doug May 20, 2008