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Lady Friend: "Not only are you boring, greasy and nerdy but you are also made entirely of cork. Sod off."
Cork Dork: "Ok."
Cork Dork: "Ok."
by Doug May 25, 2008
Get the Cork Dork mug.Noun. The kind of viking who is always happy and outgoing, and is often interested in world affairs. Cannot be used to describe similar vikings who may or may not be happy and/or outgoing. The name greasy viking is slightly misleading as many vikings did actually have regular and thorough detox sessions and were relatively clean and pleasant smelling.
by Doug May 21, 2008
Get the Greasy Viking mug.Slurry Muff, adj. The vaguely erotic act of filling a girl's muff up to the brim with fresh farm slurry while she sleeps. Can, and has, been used for many years as a humourous party trick on both land and sea, as well as Bar Mitzvahs, cocktail parties, coronations and the international textile market.
Especially popular in parts of Glasgow, where it has acquired something of a cult status for some obscure reason.
It is also regularly referred to in the light hearted ending of the BBC news at 10. Incidentally, this is also where Natasha Kaplinsky's massive head can usually be seen.
Especially popular in parts of Glasgow, where it has acquired something of a cult status for some obscure reason.
It is also regularly referred to in the light hearted ending of the BBC news at 10. Incidentally, this is also where Natasha Kaplinsky's massive head can usually be seen.
Lame guy: "Hey guys, Meredith is asleep. Lets draw on her with a marker pen and stuff!"
Doug: "No you wanker, lets slurry muff that bitch!"
Can also adapted for use in popular nursery rhymes for all age groups, i.e:
Mary's sleeping, Mary's sleeping,
Fetch the slurry, Fetch the slurry,
Pump it in there, Pump it in there,
Lick the remnants, Lick the remnants
(London's Burning)
Doug: "No you wanker, lets slurry muff that bitch!"
Can also adapted for use in popular nursery rhymes for all age groups, i.e:
Mary's sleeping, Mary's sleeping,
Fetch the slurry, Fetch the slurry,
Pump it in there, Pump it in there,
Lick the remnants, Lick the remnants
(London's Burning)
by Doug May 20, 2008
Get the Slurry Muff mug.when woman is hot but when she gets naked all you find is that she has a loose pussy ,a greasy asshole and stinks soo bad that you cant even bone her
by Doug July 1, 2006
Get the dirty butt slut mug."What's your occupation?"
"I'm a KFClave"
"Poor git"
"Pass me the bloody cionide would you mate? cheers..............." *THUD*
"I'm a KFClave"
"Poor git"
"Pass me the bloody cionide would you mate? cheers..............." *THUD*
by Doug June 16, 2006
Get the KFClave mug.A pop-punk band that labels themself that. They are very ambitious and just like to play. They aren't in it for the money but their passion for music is incredible. The members are:
Joel Madden - Vocals
Benji Madden - Lead Guitar/ Vocals
Billy Martin - Guitar/Keyboard
Paul Thomas - Bass
They have bad luck with drummers.
Some people like there music, and some people hate their music. Most people that wrote definitions for the band hated them with all their heart. But they must have some fans if their going to release their fourth album soon. Their albums are:
Good Charlotte (2000) - Epic
The Young and The Hopeless (2002) - Epic
The Chronicles of Life and Death (2004) - Epic
They have also done songs on sountracks for: Not Another Teen Movie, American Pie (Pretty much all of them)
Like them or hate them, they've been successful
Joel Madden - Vocals
Benji Madden - Lead Guitar/ Vocals
Billy Martin - Guitar/Keyboard
Paul Thomas - Bass
They have bad luck with drummers.
Some people like there music, and some people hate their music. Most people that wrote definitions for the band hated them with all their heart. But they must have some fans if their going to release their fourth album soon. Their albums are:
Good Charlotte (2000) - Epic
The Young and The Hopeless (2002) - Epic
The Chronicles of Life and Death (2004) - Epic
They have also done songs on sountracks for: Not Another Teen Movie, American Pie (Pretty much all of them)
Like them or hate them, they've been successful
Joel Madden: Hi, we're Good Charlotte, a pop-punk band from D.C.
Angry Fan: I hate you! You think you're punk but your not, you're pop-punk!
Joel: Uh, I know I just said that
Angry Fan: I hate you! You think you're punk but your not, you're pop-punk!
Joel: Uh, I know I just said that
by Doug June 11, 2006
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