dookeyboy's definitions

Beg pardon?

A question asked with attitude and a squinty-eyed look to someone who has just offended you even though you understood perfectly well what was said. The threat of an ass-whoopin' against the offender usually follows.

Dude: "Dude, rap music sux!"

Homeboy: "Beg pardon?!"

Dude: "You heard me."

Homeboy: "Hold my keys, y'all, I'm 'bout to whoop this bitch's ass!"

by dookeyboy November 22, 2010

freeze tag

a redneck batchelor/batchelorette party with no cover charge

Man, let's go out to Widow's Peak tonight. They's havin' a freeze tag party for Billy Ray and Dixie - all you can eat and drink, too!

by dookeyboy November 16, 2010

fuckin' genius

A really dumb, stupid, inept, and asinine person.

Jim: "What time is it, man?"

Billy: "Look at the watch on yer wrist, ya fuckin' genius."

by dookeyboy November 22, 2010

WAFD

Acronym for "What a fuckin' douchebag!"

Most properly used when texting or posting on facebook, or perhaps verbalized as "W-A-F-D" when kids are around or in an extremely "proper" situation.

On facebook: "Hey fb fam, went to Best Buy on Black Friday and was waiting 45 seconds for some dude to pull out of a parking spot when some rich asshole pulled his Bimmer in before me. WAFD!"

by dookeyboy November 20, 2010

tractor trailer

to dirty up the floor of a lady's mobile home

My sister was pissed, 'cause after me and Joe got done ridin' our 4-wheelers we came inside and tractor trailer up real good with mud!

by dookeyboy November 16, 2010

confirmulate

To call or text ahead that you will be running late.

Shaneequah: "Lateefa, what took you so long, girl? Now we gon' be late for the show! Why come you don't never confirmulate?"

Lateefa: "I'm sorry, girl. I had to cash my first-of-the-month check, pick up some lottery tickets, then catch the bus over hurrrrrre. Runnin' around in all this heat is turrrrrble."

by dookeyboy November 22, 2011

correspondezvous

A portmanteau of the words "correspond" and "rendezvous," which is essentially just the planning in advance of a sexting or mushy facebooking session by two lovers.

Kara: Oh applecake, you are my world! Hopefully we'll meet in our dreams tonight!

Marcus: Yes, baby. Hopefully. But either way, let's correspondezvous tomorrow at 8:00 AM on facebook, k? Love you sugar dumpling!

by dookeyboy October 8, 2011