Phrase every American traveling through an airport should utter before being screened by security so the TSA will start harassing people who actually look like real terrorists.
Screener: "I'm going to pat you once on the inner thigh, twice on the ass, three times on your belly button, and then finally stick four fingers and some jelly in yer bunghole, alright honey? If you're uncomfortable with that we can head over to the janitor room right there and do a quick private thingy, k puddin'?"
Passenger: "Do whatchu gotta do, but don't touch my junk or I'll have you arrested."
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A bunch of nasty little foods on platters at a social event. Often they are the only meal served during the entire event because the hosts are too cheap to provide a main course.
Pronounced: or-DERVS
Dude, they found maggots in the hors d'oeuvres at the company party, so nobody had anything to eat the entire evening.
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1. To dump a chick with whom you are fed up.
2. To leave a place or hangout (usually in a huff or quickly) because it's lame or has become tiresome.
1. Man, I'm sick her drama, yo! I'm 'bout to 86 this bitch when I talk to her ass again!
2. Marcus: "Man, da bouncer won't let me in da club 'cause he said my pants on da ground, yo!
Sean: "For realz, playa? That's whack! Let's 86 this bitch anyway, yo!"
Sarah Palin, the dim-witted former half-Governor of Alaska, originally from Wasilla. See also Caribou Barbie.
I was at the zoo in Anchorage earlier today and I was surprised to see the Gorilla from Wasilla and her circus entourage on display there for a media event.
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Father-in-law Jack's term for son-in-law Gaylord "Greg" Focker in the new "Little Fockers" movie starring Ben Stiller and Robert DeNiro.
Jack's use of the term stems from his realization that Greg, who now has 5-year old twins with his daughter Pam, is next in line to be the Byrnes-Focker family patriarch.
Is the Godfocker worthy of heading up the family cartel? Stay tuned...
A hard-to-decipher language that originated in Wasilla, Alaska. Believed to have first been spoken and heard in the 21st Century, it is characterized by use of moronic oversimplified phrases such as "Russia's in my backyard," "gotcha journalism," "death panels," "lame stream media," and "you betcha."
Estimated global population known to speak the language: 1 person(s)
If the former Governor of Alaska decides to run for President in 2012, we'll all need some type of interpreter during the debates 'cause no one else on earth understands Palinese.
On the TV show "The X-Files," Fox Mulder's cigarette-smoking, shadowy, primary nemesis throughout the show's run from 1993 - 2002.
Whenever he appeared he was always either smoking, lighting up, rudely blowing smoke in someone's face, or putting out one of his trademark "Morley" cigarettes.
He may have headed up Federal agencies such as the FBI, CIA, and NSA, and he was apparently responsible for the abduction of Mulder's sister and was potentially their actual biological father. He also apparently had some role in almost every government conspiracy/coverup dating back at least as far as the 1947 Roswell, NM extraterrestrial incident.
His real name was finally revealed to be "C.G.B. Spender" in the 6th season of the show.
Mulder: "Tell me where they've taken Scully, you black-lunged son-of-a-bitch!"
Cancer Man (while lighting a Morley and walking away): "All in good time... Mulder."
