Rossen 

A rare mystical being conceived at the nexxus of the Universe at the beginning of time. The Rossen is known now to exist in human form, and has been as such since about the time of US bicentennial. His true identity is known only to and guarded by a protectorate; the Rossen is so fragile and precious that this must be so. What little contact physicists have had with him led them to conclude that he is mostly comprised of Muons and Gluons. The bizarre geneology (in order for the Rossen to take human form, he must be his own uncle) and material consitution that allow this creature to take the human form render him rare, beautiful, and a source of unimaginable power. There is always a risk that the molecular structure will collapse, and the Rossen will annihilate itself. Otherwise, the Rossen is expected to be shaping the events of world history until it decides to travel to another time or dimension.

Rossen is superior to ordinary humanoids.

Rossen by PGD October 5, 2006

Rossen 

🥓 thief
He is not afraid of forks

Victor stabbed Rossen with the fork.
"You are a thief"- he said

Rossen by TheNinthDemon June 23, 2020

rossen putty 

Another name for a girl having a "rotten pussy". It is obviously derived from the term, "rotten pussy". Often said with a rastafarian accent.

"She got that rossen putty, mon."

"I and I, gettin' away from dat rossen putty for a few days, bumbaclot."

rossen putty by KEGforAU May 19, 2010

Rossana 

The most amazing person you will ever meet. When you’re sad, she’ll be there to cheer you up. Even when life gets her down, she rises back up and amazes everyone. She is beautiful in every single way and will never fail to make someone smile. If you’re lucky enough to find a Rossana, never let her go.

That Rossana, she’s incredible.

Rossana by epicglitterkachow December 23, 2017

Michael Rosen 

My lord and savior,leader of all memes

Michael Rosen is noice

Michael Rosen by Michaelrosen420 January 10, 2018

Comforting Mrs. Rosen

Euphemism for sticking your dick where it doesn't belong.

Origin: Don Draper's explanation to his daughter, Sally, after she walked in on him sleeping with a neighbor.

Where have you been?

Oh, I was just comforting Mrs. Rosen.

All night long?

She was really upset.

Comforting Mrs. Rosen by pajiba June 10, 2013

Michael Rosen 

A Youtube phenomenon who originally possessed a small following in the United Kingdom for his children's poetry books.

When Mr. Rosen could not find anyone to republish some of his older, more obscure books, he decided to, for the public's eyes, have his son film him telling all of the stories from the books, including but not limited to "Hypnotizer" and "Michael's Big Book of Bad Things". In each of these series, Mr. Rosen would have himself filmed wearing the same outfit in the same background with similar title captions (likely one day for filming, and his son deciding to make it possess a clean sort of transition).

Mr. Rosen became popular when some very clever users on Youtube took advantage of the fact that one could sentence splice his videos due to them having a similar background/camera position, and not have to change many of the visuals present, making it very easy to make him tell rather vulgar, but hilarious, stories.

"Once, my friend Harrybo came to school with a great big bag of PLAMZ. He said 'Anyone want any PLAMZ?' I said 'No, I hate PLAMZ.' So he said 'Screw you Michael Rosen' and he began eating all the PLAMZ."

"Once, I was a smuggler, and I had to get 20,000 pounds of crack through the customs! I chose to hide it on me somewhere... but where? 'I know!' I said, I'll stuff it in my BUTT. -PFFT- OWWWWWWWWWW"

"When I get an erection with my FAT cock, if there's one thing I love it's Ms. Goodoff's snatch!"

Michael Rosen by A BAG OF PLAMZ September 6, 2011