Definitions by doobie

stool stamp 

The thong's equivalent to a skid mark.

When there is trace evidence of stool on a thong, and because the thong is so tight, it looks like a stamp instead of a streak.

When she looked at her thong , after she passed gas that was questionable, she noticed that there was a stool stamp.

stool stamp by Doobie December 19, 2015

blowjob 

When a woman kneels so that her head is level with a males penis and she begins to suck it until hot cum is in her mouth, at which point she will spit or swallow.

Bitch, get on your knees and give me a blowjob.

blowjob by Doobie January 5, 2006

cheesedog

A little boy with a mullet.

Has a voice of a 9 year old.

He hasn't hit puberty yet he's so a cheesedog

cheesedog by Doobie April 1, 2005

magnon

someone with a huge damn forehead that overhangs like a balcony. short for cro-magnon man.

that magnon is the missing link between apes and humans.

magnon by Doobie March 22, 2004

m.f. 

abbrev. a "mother fucker"

who is the m.f. who stole my bagel?

m.f. by Doobie March 22, 2004

penis 

Long, shaft-like, love-making tool just right for sticking into a girl's ass, vagina, or mouth, whichever you prefer

Laura loves to get it in the mouth and in the vagina

penis by Doobie June 2, 2003

cockophobe

When a dick is so big that she puts on a face that says you better not put that where i think your gonna put that

When i took out my 13 inch cock Laura had become suddenly cockophobic

cockophobe by Doobie June 1, 2003