don juan's definitions

death

It is the end...
"Abadi abadi abadi aba- That's all Folks!" -Porky Pig

Just wait for it...

by Don Juan May 29, 2002

Joiquin Phoenix

A person that is a complete idiot and has no idea how to win in a fight

That kid just got the shit beaten out of him like Joiquin Phoenix

by Don Juan April 6, 2005

kazbar

An old cemetary that some stoned fucks think is haunted. Theres all kinds of cool shit out there, and admittedly it's a bit creepy at night. A great place to drink and smoke weed, except that now it's over-run with the bacon patrol. Supposedly there is a werewolf out there and a man with red eyes wearing a cloak. The werewolf is dekes dog that ran away, and the red eyed dude with the cloak is fucking pedro running around playing dungeons and dragons with some red contacts.

Man 1: Yo wanna go chill at the kazbar?
Man 2: Naw, theres the fucking fuzz out there these days.

by Don juan March 28, 2005

C.R.E.A.M.

cash rules everything around me cream get da money dolla dolla bill yall

wu tang clan

by don juan September 2, 2003

massage

to rub a part of a body softly and gently.

The girl massaged my dick with her pussy.

by Don Juan April 4, 2003

closter

A harrible town where everybody drinks and smokes excessivly.

That pot head must be from Closter

by Don Juan April 5, 2005

My buddy

Coolong or any type of asian tea with a strong aroma.

My coolong, My coolong where ever i go, the TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEA go.

by Don Juan June 15, 2004