don juan's definitions

dutch surprise

The act of farting on someones head while there asleep and covering it with a blanket

I gave that little bitch a dutch treat

by DOn juan July 30, 2003

C.R.E.A.M.

cash rules everything around me cream get da money dolla dolla bill yall

wu tang clan

by don juan September 2, 2003

Gribble

Two main definitions:

1. A male of poor pullling ability who resorts to clinging to any female that fails to have the power or grace to tell him where to go. Usually seen after large consumption of alcohol. This male is usually ignored in a manner expected of parasites and can cause much amusement to his piss-taking mates.

2. A member of a male clan fails to attend 'boys night' through "gribbling". This is due to being 'loved up' or as part of the continued mission of "keeping the misses happy".

"Look at Sam, he's gribbling again. He won't let the minger go!"

by Don juan January 11, 2004

kazbar

An old cemetary that some stoned fucks think is haunted. Theres all kinds of cool shit out there, and admittedly it's a bit creepy at night. A great place to drink and smoke weed, except that now it's over-run with the bacon patrol. Supposedly there is a werewolf out there and a man with red eyes wearing a cloak. The werewolf is dekes dog that ran away, and the red eyed dude with the cloak is fucking pedro running around playing dungeons and dragons with some red contacts.

Man 1: Yo wanna go chill at the kazbar?
Man 2: Naw, theres the fucking fuzz out there these days.

by Don juan March 28, 2005

Demarest RB Ray

A person ran all over Ramapo and he should have gone D1 if he did fail his classes

He was such a ray and ruined his life

by Don Juan March 6, 2005

closter

A harrible town where everybody drinks and smokes excessivly.

That pot head must be from Closter

by Don Juan April 5, 2005

massage

to rub a part of a body softly and gently.

The girl massaged my dick with her pussy.

by Don Juan April 4, 2003