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closter

A harrible town where everybody drinks and smokes excessivly.
That pot head must be from Closter
by Don Juan April 5, 2005
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Joiquin Phoenix

A person that is a complete idiot and has no idea how to win in a fight
That kid just got the shit beaten out of him like Joiquin Phoenix
by Don Juan April 6, 2005
mugGet the Joiquin Phoenixmug.

Pootie Tang

1) One of the worst movie ever made.

2) Slang term for vagina, especially if it is firm and tight.
1) After watching Pootie Tang, I thought, "How is it that Hollywood can produce utter shit and still make millions off of it?"

2) The lady who lives across the street has the finest pootie tang I ever stuck my dick in.
by Don Juan August 26, 2003
mugGet the Pootie Tangmug.

stoupid

somebody who has a lower capacity than sombody who is stupid
wow that bitch was Stoupid!
by don Juan August 28, 2004
mugGet the stoupidmug.

Phillips Academy Andover

The premier private boarding school in the United States. Located in Andover, Massachusetts and founded in 1778, it is both one of the oldest and most prestigious schools in existence. Phillips Academy offers a four year high school education with both boarding and day students. Its student body is more diverse culturally, ethnically, religiously, economically and socially than most colleges in the US. Phillips Academy is respected as one of the best educations available, and two US presidents (George H W Bush and George W Bush) are alumni.
Phillips Academy Andover is superior to exeter in every capacity.
by Don Juan April 16, 2005
mugGet the Phillips Academy Andovermug.

maid

a lady who cleans the house and knows how to fuck.
My French maid is always there to make my dick happy when I arrive home.
by Don Juan March 8, 2003
mugGet the maidmug.

death

It is the end...
"Abadi abadi abadi aba- That's all Folks!" -Porky Pig
by Don Juan May 29, 2002
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