22 definitions by don juan

religion

A castrated person's substitute for sex.

Religion is a practical joke that most people just don't get.

by don juan October 2, 2003

dutch surprise

The act of farting on someones head while there asleep and covering it with a blanket

I gave that little bitch a dutch treat

by don juan July 30, 2003

Demarest RB Ray

A person ran all over Ramapo and he should have gone D1 if he did fail his classes

He was such a ray and ruined his life

by don juan March 6, 2005

Gribble

Two main definitions:

1. A male of poor pullling ability who resorts to clinging to any female that fails to have the power or grace to tell him where to go. Usually seen after large consumption of alcohol. This male is usually ignored in a manner expected of parasites and can cause much amusement to his piss-taking mates.

2. A member of a male clan fails to attend 'boys night' through "gribbling". This is due to being 'loved up' or as part of the continued mission of "keeping the misses happy".

"Look at Sam, he's gribbling again. He won't let the minger go!"

by don juan January 11, 2004

closter

v.Clostered-to have a party that gets busted by the Fuzz

Dude, your party got clostered.

by don juan April 11, 2005

closter

A harrible town where everybody drinks and smokes excessivly.

That pot head must be from Closter

by don juan April 5, 2005

Pootie Tang

1) One of the worst movie ever made.

2) Slang term for vagina, especially if it is firm and tight.

1) After watching Pootie Tang, I thought, "How is it that Hollywood can produce utter shit and still make millions off of it?"

2) The lady who lives across the street has the finest pootie tang I ever stuck my dick in.

by don juan August 26, 2003