22 definitions by don juan

maid

a lady who cleans the house and knows how to fuck.

My French maid is always there to make my dick happy when I arrive home.

by don juan March 8, 2003

X-Phile

n. someone who likes to have sex with previous lovers

Bre, Steve is such an X-Phile, he fucks everybody but his wife.

by don juan November 8, 2003

religion

A castrated person's substitute for sex.

Religion is a practical joke that most people just don't get.

by don juan October 2, 2003

Joiquin Phoenix

A person that is a complete idiot and has no idea how to win in a fight

That kid just got the shit beaten out of him like Joiquin Phoenix

by don juan April 7, 2005

Poochacha

Another word for the sexiest part of a woman's body, her poon and/or vagina.
This word originates from the word chacha, which in spanish means girl.
Can also be used to offend someone who is being a wimp or pansy.

"Yo guy, that girl has a FINE poochacha!"

"Why are you being such a poochacha?"

by don juan April 3, 2005

kazbar

An old cemetary that some stoned fucks think is haunted. Theres all kinds of cool shit out there, and admittedly it's a bit creepy at night. A great place to drink and smoke weed, except that now it's over-run with the bacon patrol. Supposedly there is a werewolf out there and a man with red eyes wearing a cloak. The werewolf is dekes dog that ran away, and the red eyed dude with the cloak is fucking pedro running around playing dungeons and dragons with some red contacts.

Man 1: Yo wanna go chill at the kazbar?
Man 2: Naw, theres the fucking fuzz out there these days.

by don juan March 29, 2005

Demarest RB Ray

A person ran all over Ramapo and he should have gone D1 if he did fail his classes

He was such a ray and ruined his life

by don juan March 6, 2005