Definitions by dogegg

Fucktwit 

A fuckwit but specific to someone who posts stupid things on Twitter. Usually Brexit Party voters or Donald Trump.

I'm taking a break from Twitter. A fucktwit pushed me over the edge this morning.

Fucktwit by dogegg June 3, 2019

Newton Beaters 

Breasts that would cause Sir Issac Newton to reconsider his theory of gravity. The kind of tits that inexplicably seem to defy gravity.

Would you look at the Newton beaters on that, Giles. Quite remarkable.

Newton Beaters by dogegg June 23, 2016

Newton Beaters 

Breasts that would cause Sir Issac Newton to reconsider his theory of gravity. The kind of tits that inexplicably seem to defy gravity.

Would you look at the Newton beaters on that, Giles. Quite remarkable.

Newton Beaters by dogegg June 23, 2016

No Strings

No Strings is a concept that men think exist but actually doesn't. Certain women offer a "no strings" sex relationship to gullible males only to then proceed as it there are lots of strings. It is simply a honey trap, and an almost perfect one at that.

Millsy- "Elyssa offered me a casual no strings relationship, you know, no stress and complications, we just get together for sex. It's great to be able to let off steam and have fun without all the hassle, you know?"
Lord Scotland - "I see, so how many times has she texted you today?"
Millsy - "456"

No Strings by dogegg June 23, 2016

No Strings

No Strings is a concept that men think exist but actually doesn't. Certain women offer a "no strings" sex relationship to gullible males only to then proceed as it there are lots of strings. It is simply a honey trap, and an almost perfect one at that.

Millsy- "Elyssa offered me a casual no strings relationship, you know, no stress and complications, we just get together for sex. It's great to be able to let off steam and have fun without all the hassle, you know?"
Lord Scotland - "I see, so how many times has she texted you today?"
Millsy - "456"

No Strings by dogegg June 23, 2016

Why Bride 

A Why Bride or Whai Bride is a word play on Thai Bride.

It is an ugly or otherwise undesirable woman who is inexplicably married to a handsome or rich man.

Have you seen *insert name of famous ex-footaller now pundit*'s wife? She's at least 300 pounds! That's a Why Bride if I ever saw one.

Why Bride by dogegg October 17, 2014

Shart Burn

Shart burn
noun
1.
an uneasy burning sensation in the ring piece, typically extending toward the surrounding anus. Usually, but not exclusively, caused by the continued wiping necessitated by the eructation of fluid faeces.

I think one of the 15 pints I had last night must have come in a dirty glass. I've been pissing out of my arse all day and have terrible shart burn. I've had to get the wife to smear my ring with germoline.

Shart Burn by dogegg March 29, 2012