Zoe

THE BEST GIRL AND BEST FRIEND IN THE WORLD. If your best friend is called Zoe, keep her close. She is the best friend you will ever have. She is VEry kind, pretty, funny and IS GREAT AT DRAWING. IF you're ever not with Zoe, keep reminding yourself that shes the best.

omg is that zoe

yes its zoe
omg mommy

by do_not_disturb September 3, 2022

Cruz

A guy who is not homiesexual and who has a lot of PTSD from guys who were homiesexual towards him. He is very mature and doesn't make dirty jokes and has a 70% chance of having an infj personality. If he has a younger brother, his brother has a 60% chance of being an estp and annoying and likes trying to stab his brother. Cruz is tall and many girls simp for him but he doesn't simp back.

Cruz is cruz and he is mature like cruz.

by do_not_disturb August 29, 2022

Maelhys

Maelhys is tall. She is nice and steals people's food, that is very kind of her. Now people have no food and they are starving. And if you listen to cpr she will feel very uncomfortable, yes. yes

omg its maelhys
yes

yes

by do_not_disturb September 9, 2022

Fiona

Very cute and pretty, she could get a boyfriend easily if she tried, but she has very high standards. Because of those high standards its not easy for her to like someone ☹️☹️, she is very nice though, best wing-woman when it comes to helping her friend get closer to her crush.

Person 1: Who is fiona? Fiona from shrek?

Person 2: NO! It's fiona, that girl who is very pretty and likes cats
Person 1: OH OKAY, THANK YOU

by do_not_disturb December 14, 2023

Conan

He's very hot, very pretty hands, has a very cute cat that everyone wants to steal, bro is so blind he doesn't know when a girl likes him. He has an ex gf but they lasted a day because they mutually agreed about some random shit like huhhhhh, oh he watched link click, oh yeah anime kid, oh yeah hes a gifted kid 😒😒😒, he helps people with math, acts gay but isn't gay ☹️😔

Person 1: Who is conan
Person 2: Oh conan is very blind, its that guy whos on the floor dying

Person 1: Oh woah hes dyring thats so interesting.

by do_not_disturb December 14, 2023

Gaybis

Gaybis is a very sussy and gay bbg who is very sus and kisses lots of people and who likes bl and who is very nice and who plays genshin and who ahsidshdhasdh gabi is amazing

omg its gaybis
yes

omg bbg

by do_not_disturb September 9, 2022

A REAL Kaeya Simp

In general, Kaeya simps are people who really love Kaeya, a male character from Genshin Impact. Many people say Kaeya simps only want to fuck Kaeya because he is hot and have a lot of NSFW images of him. While that may be true, that is not the only thing that REAL Kaeya simps have in common. Real Kaeya simps know Kaeya's backstory by heart and always stay up to date in case of new lore drops about him. They sympathize with Kaeya and really want him to reconcile with Diluc so that they can talk like how they used to talk before the "big incident". Before fucking Kaeya, Kaeya simps really want to hug him or see him genuinely smile after many years of sadness and depression. They want to see Kaeya actually Happy.

Person 1: Is that the Kaeya Simp?
Person 2: No, that's a REAL Kaeya Simp.

by do_not_disturb November 8, 2022