right or left?

an sarcastic way of asking a person which ass cheek they prefer to start kissing first

I understand that you may be a little unhappy that you were not able to scam me out of my money but I can offer you one consolation prize-right or left?

by dkarez4u June 24, 2010

once over twice three times

A way of admiring someone of the opposite (or same) sex who is attractive. You look them up an down as they approach you, when their right in front of you and as they walk away. Usually done while not speakiing to the person.

She was so fine that I gave her the once over twice three times"

by dkarez4u July 03, 2005

boonks

a urban game where the loser of some contest (Basketball's 21 game or a one on one game) must bend over to expose his ass and accept getting hit in the ass by some object. usually a basketball

You lost man now give up the boonks.
My game- boonks up man.
Take your boonks like a man.

by dkarez4u May 17, 2005

Where you at?

ebonics: the uneducated way of asking "where are you". an urban expression that is usually spoken on the telephone to determine someone's location. This expression has been used for years in the hood and has been around long before cell phones existed.

"hello"
Hi Girl what's up?
"Where you at?

by dkarez4u May 17, 2005

Shmendrik

A real jerk, an idiot, a dumbass, someone who is clueless.

no more room in this car wait for the next damn train you Shmendrik.

by dkarez4u May 17, 2005

miss observant

A play on words used to describe a woman who claims to be aware of what's going on around her but constantly makes errors of judgment. An airhead

Miss obervant over there just got her purse stolen for the third time by forgetting to close her bag while riding the subway

by dkarez4u June 27, 2005

Zipperhead

A person who does somthing so stupid that it seems like they unzipped their head and pulled their brain out. A really dumbass move.

you can't make a left trn from the right lane you zipperhead

by dkarez4u June 27, 2005