Definitions by dj gs68

Name's Mom

Probably some 789lb. fat-fuck who grew up blowing away anyone who used slang at all, even when quoting it. She taught her son, Name, how to kill, instead of anything good at all, and at one point raped him, causing something in his brain to go off and turn him into a man with a one-track mind.

Name's mom is so stupid, she got stabbed with a revolver and shot with throwing knives.

Name's Mom by dj gs68 July 18, 2003

h4x0r5 

Watch out!!1 Tehy aer teh un-1337 Lunix usars taht will stoel yuor megahurtz!!

h4x0r5 0n teh yu0r pC?

h4x0r5 by dj gs68 July 17, 2003

Redneck 

Dumbass Southern people with unbearable accents. I'd rather go skydiving without a parachute than spend 5 seconds with one.

insert random redneck here: Howdy y'all!
Me: OH SHIT! SHOOT HIM!

Redneck by dj gs68 July 17, 2003

I will s00 j00! 

The best l33tsp33k phrase. EVAR.

"I take it, that building was Microsoft Corp? Cos it better not be my Canadian branch, Or I will s00 j00!"

I will s00 j00! by dj gs68 July 17, 2003

Ecchi

Softcore hentai. w00t.

I find ecchi to be pretty good jacking-off material.

Ecchi by dj gs68 July 17, 2003

*shot* 

A tag used by board users when they say something stupid.

Hi! I'm Omochao! I'm here to help you! *shot*

*shot* by dj gs68 July 16, 2003

Las Vegas 

Reno, NV's larger, more southern brother, with an assload of Southwestern influences. Located in a more arid region. Stick to Reno instead.

It doesn't snow in Las Vegas, therefore they're more retarded than Reno.

Las Vegas by dj gs68 July 15, 2003