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Definitions by dj gs68

time crisis 

A kick-ass light gun title from Namco.

Unlike in other shooting games, instead of shooting outside of the screen to relead, one must release a pedal that they must step on when attacking. When the pedal is released, the player cannot fire, nor can he take damage.

The first Time Crisis title was great, but Time Crisis 2 and 3 disgraced the name due to the fact that they use a points-based scoring system, as opposed to the first Time Crisis's time-based scoring system.
Ninjas in the Time Crisis series are very, very annoying.
time crisis by dj gs68 August 23, 2003

Super Mario World

A game with songs that get EASILY STUCKIN MY HEAD!!!!
I played Super Mario World, and when I went to bed, some of the game music was stuck in my head. When I went to read LOTR: The Fellowship of the Ring in bed, it was still stuck in my head. When I slept, I had a really weird dream of Super Mario World. When I woke up, the music was still stuck in my head. Even after listening to songs by Jenny ROM for half an hour, the songs were still stuck in my head.
Super Mario World by dj gs68 August 23, 2003
Someone who is so fat that she has two area codes.
Yo mamma's so fat, I ran around her and got lost.
yo momma by dj gs68 August 23, 2003
Someone who is so stupid that she got killed before she started existing.
Yo mama's so stupid, she got stabbed in a shootout.
yo mama by dj gs68 August 23, 2003

yo mamma 

A person who is so stupid that she started at a box of orange juice for 20 minutes because it said "concentrate."
Yo mamma's so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
yo mamma by dj gs68 August 23, 2003
1. A crappy magazine.
2. What passes all the time and never goes backward.
3. What I have to make because I don't have a chance to survive.
1. Time doesn't have enough pages per issue.
2. You're running out of time.
3. I have no chance to survive make your time. *SHOTSHOTSHOTSHOTSHOT*
time by dj gs68 August 23, 2003

hot bullets of shotgun

A lethal weapon.
You! Invaders! Get you the hot bullets of shotgun to die!
hot bullets of shotgun by dj gs68 August 21, 2003