dip 's definitions
Soap: Oh you assume do ya? And what do they say about assumption being the
brother of all fuck-ups?
Tom: It's the mother of all fuck-ups, stupid...
brother of all fuck-ups?
Tom: It's the mother of all fuck-ups, stupid...
by dip June 28, 2004
Get the assumptionmug. A Reading from the Book of Armaments, Chapter 4, Verses 16 to 20:
Then did he raise on high the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, saying, "Bless this, O Lord, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the people did rejoice and did feast upon the lambs and toads and tree-sloths and fruit-bats and orangutans and breakfast cereals ... Now did the Lord say, "First thou pullest the Holy Pin. Then thou must count to three. Three shall be the number of the counting and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither shalt thou count two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the number of the counting, be reached, then lobbest thou the Holy Hand Grenade in the direction of thine foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."
Then did he raise on high the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, saying, "Bless this, O Lord, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the people did rejoice and did feast upon the lambs and toads and tree-sloths and fruit-bats and orangutans and breakfast cereals ... Now did the Lord say, "First thou pullest the Holy Pin. Then thou must count to three. Three shall be the number of the counting and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither shalt thou count two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the number of the counting, be reached, then lobbest thou the Holy Hand Grenade in the direction of thine foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."
by dip July 19, 2004
Get the The Holy Hand Grenade of Antiochmug. v.
To employ the art of removing the contents of ones back pack, followed by the reversing of the afore-mentioned bag so that it is inside out, and finished by replacing the materials inside of the flipped bag and zipping it shut.
To employ the art of removing the contents of ones back pack, followed by the reversing of the afore-mentioned bag so that it is inside out, and finished by replacing the materials inside of the flipped bag and zipping it shut.
by dip June 23, 2004
Get the J-Packmug. The abbreviation for Masturbate or just something you say when you do not know what you are going to do that day.
by dip December 9, 2004
Get the MABATEmug. We were going to go to brunch until Dan had to go into the city instead. After that John started "feeling sick" and Isabel "had to work", and the whole thing fell apart. It was a serious case of cascading bailure.
by dip April 24, 2016
Get the Cascading Bailuremug. a greeting invented and applied by the dips, used to aknowledge a fellow dip. It can also be used and a word of praise, agreement, and encouragement. See dip for for information.
Dip 1: i just got back from camp and i empregnated 13 girls + casey's mom ... at the same time
Dip 2: YO DIP!
Dip 2: YO DIP!
by dip September 1, 2004
Get the yo dipmug. When something is disgustingly cute and to make fun of it you say this thus making a mockery of whatever was said
by dip December 9, 2004
Get the Oh my gawwwmug.