strap-on keyboard

Same as keytar. Small keyboard or synthesizer, worn on the strap, similar to guitar.

Used by heavy metal keyboardists to do all sorts of #musical masturbation.

Jordan Rudess fucked my ears with his strap-on keyboard solo

by dildo777 July 03, 2018

money laundering

A criminal conduct, for which offender can get a sentence in pound me in the ass prison

If we get caught money laundering, we're not going to white collar resort prison. No, no, no. We're going to Federal pound me in the ass prison

by dildo777 September 20, 2018

fabulous dickhead

Putin Vladimir Vladimirovich.
The President of the Russian Federation

-Putin is a fabulous dickhead.
-Please don't spread false rumours. Putin is not fabulous, but real dickhead!

by dildo777 June 01, 2019

jacobs

UK slang word for family jewels, bollocks, testicles, nuts

popularized in Snatch movie

You stop me again whilst I'm walking and I'll cut your fucking jacobs off

by dildo777 November 27, 2022

bydlo

1. Lower class, poorly educated, unsophisticated people with slave mentality and lack of critical thinking

2. Electorate of Putin

3. Those who vote for populist dictators , and believe in everything said on government-controlled TV programs

4. Putin himself

Only bydlo can vote for bydlo as president

by dildo777 June 15, 2022

fucking hell

The most notorious name for the beer. Named after village Fucking in Austria, where it doesn't have obscene connotations

-What are you drinking?
-Fucking hell!
-Why are you swearing?

-I'm not swearing, this is the beer called Fucking Hell
-Oh, gotcha! Can I try this Fucking hell too?

by dildo777 September 12, 2018

smart motherfucker

Someone, who knows about the metric system while eating hamburger

-You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with cheese in France?
-A Royale with cheese.
-A Royale with cheese! You know why they call it that?
-Because of the metric system?
-Check out the big brain on Brett! You're a smart motherfucker!

by dildo777 June 27, 2021