Definitions by dildo777

heroine 

A female character in fiction, sometimes confused with strong substance by illiterate kids

Teacher:
-Have you read "Gone with the Wind" ?
Student:
-Yes, sir!
Teacher:
-Tell me about the heroine
Student:
-Heroin makes me chill and mellow... but why you're asking?

heroine by dildo777 June 21, 2017

penetrode 

Mispronounced name of the fictious Initrode company in Office Space movie, to make it similar sounding to man's private part.

Peter: How's Penetrode?
Michael: Initrode.
Peter: Initrode
Samir: It's work.

penetrode by dildo777 April 13, 2017

musical masturbation

A plague of many modern electric guitarists. Long and excessive solo on the guitar or other instrument, to show technical superiority rather than compositional and songwriting skills.

Dream Theater are kings of musical masturbation

musical masturbation by dildo777 February 24, 2017

guitarast 

No talent ass clown with guitar. Someone who pretends to be a guitarist , copies visual style of Van Halen, Slash or other famous musician, but lack of skill and wish to learn.

Concatenation from "guitar" and "pederast"

Bob is true guitarast. Can't play but shows photos of his guitars here and there, and brags about that

guitarast by dildo777 February 16, 2017

black dick 

Dream of every soccer mom. Because size does matter.

Sara dreamed about being impaled by huge black dick

black dick by dildo777 January 5, 2017

getaway driver 

Driver, hired by criminals to flee from crime scene.

You said he was a getaway driver. What the fuck can he get away from?

(a quote from Snatch movie)

getaway driver by dildo777 December 25, 2016

Crossfitter 

Someone who immediatelly tell everybody that he is a crossfitter.

An atheist, a vegan, and a crossfitter walk into a bar.
I only know because they told everyone within two minutes.

Crossfitter by dildo777 November 25, 2016