dildo777's definitions

metric system

They reason, why quarter pounder hamburger in Europe called "Royale with cheese"

-Do you know what they call a Quarter Pounder with cheese in France?
-Royale with cheese
-Do you know why they call it a Royale with cheese?
-Because of the metric system?
-Check out the big brain on Brett. You one smart motherfucker

by dildo777 September 10, 2018

chick from logistics

A female worth to showing her your o-face

I'm thinking I might take that new chick from Logistics. If things go well I might be showing her my O-face. "Oh... Oh... Oh!" You know what I'm talkin' about. "Oh!"

by dildo777 October 31, 2023

enlarger

A device for making photo prints from film negatives.
It has nothing to do with penis enlargement

-I got an enlarger!
-Isn't your penis too small?
-It's a photographic enlarger, you idiot!

by dildo777 December 23, 2020

synth-pop

A music genre performed mostly or totally on electronic instruments: synthesizers, samplers and drum machines.

Often confused with New Wave, but it's not the same. New Wave is guitar-based genre, and synth-pop evolved from new wave by replacing guitar-based arrangements with synths.

It was extremely popular genre in 80s, but in 2000s had sort of comeback, and loyal fan base

Depeche Mode, Human League, OMD, A-HA, Erasure, Pet Shop Boys, New Order are great synth-pop bands

by dildo777 January 31, 2023

dildo cam

a device used in porn. dildo with miniature camera connected to wireless network, which shows what's happening inside the vagina

dildo cam allows to stream your pleasure right to the internet

by dildo777 March 21, 2024

Lena Golovach

Russian gag name, when surname and name juxtaposed, GolovachLena phonetically sounds like "golova chlena" or head of the penis

As nickname often used by Dota players

- My name is Lena Golovach. or GolovaChlena

-WTF?

by dildo777 January 7, 2025

insert dick

Misspelled "disk" .
In the game Surgeon Simulator, computer prompts doctor to insert dick, presumably meaning floppy disk

My computer prompts me to insert dick

by dildo777 April 9, 2022