dick amputation

Nightmare of every man.
Doctors propose it as the last resort in case of gangrene, or dick cancer.

-Whats with that dickless Jason? He cries like a girl all the time.
-He had a cancer and suffered from dick amputation. So he's literally dickless

by dildo777 June 05, 2019

mature

porn with older women, or GILF

I fap on mature porn, because I do love saggy tits

by dildo777 March 28, 2023

ETOPS

Engines Turn Or Passengers Swim

Aviation slang, which means operational standard for two-engined airliners, capable of transcontinental flights over the ocean.
Referring to the inevitable emergency water landing of a twin engine aircraft after a double engine failure over water outside gliding range of land

A twin-engine ETOPS Airbus A330, crashed into the Atlantic Ocean, killing all.

by dildo777 May 29, 2018

ahuenna

correct spelling would be Okhuenno (from khuy = dick)
Russian obscene word with positive connotation, meaning "fucking awesome". Normally not used in public speech or on the radio, as it considered a rude, impolite or bad taste

Used by Madonna during concert in St Petersburg, Russia, to greet visitors

Ahuenna, this is Madonna!

by dildo777 January 27, 2025

John Paul II

The only canonized Saint involved in pedophilia scandal

John Paul II protected pedophile priests when he was Archbishop of Krakow in Poland

by dildo777 June 14, 2023

Crossfitter

Someone who immediatelly tell everybody that he is a crossfitter.

An atheist, a vegan, and a crossfitter walk into a bar.
I only know because they told everyone within two minutes.

by dildo777 November 25, 2016

guitarast

No talent ass clown with guitar. Someone who pretends to be a guitarist , copies visual style of Van Halen, Slash or other famous musician, but lack of skill and wish to learn.

Concatenation from "guitar" and "pederast"

Bob is true guitarast. Can't play but shows photos of his guitars here and there, and brags about that

by dildo777 February 16, 2017