dildo777's definitions

Pajero

Mitsubishi Pajero, Japanese SUV popular all over the world, except Spanish-speaking countries,

where the car name translated as "wanker"

No puedo conducir este coche. El nombre de Pajero es ofensivo para mí.
(I can't drive this car. The name "Pajero" is offensive to me)

by dildo777 February 12, 2022

musarnia

Derogatory Russian word for police office
Derived from "musor" - slang for police officer (literally means garbage or trash)

After being caught with blood stains in his shirt, Bob was taken to musarnia . Musora wanted to charge him for murder which he didnt commit.

by dildo777 October 21, 2016

analo-govnet

Russian phonetic pun on phrase "analogov net" meaning unparallel , unmatched, used in Kremlin propaganda texts about new weapon or piece of tech made by Russians.

In such pun form, it's written as two words: anal (of the ass) and govnet derived from govno (shit).

So the whole phrase is approximately meaning "a shit coming from one's ass" , deriding low quality or incapability of the piece of technology in question . Because everything made by Russians is shitty

The new russian fighter jet Su-57 is typical analo-govnet. Great on papers, but cannot fly without incidents

by dildo777 September 12, 2022

people with vulvas

Politically correct definition for non-binary pussy owner

People with vulvas include women, non-binary and transgenders

by dildo777 July 31, 2022

enlarger

A device for making photo prints from film negatives.
It has nothing to do with penis enlargement

-I got an enlarger!
-Isn't your penis too small?
-It's a photographic enlarger, you idiot!

by dildo777 December 23, 2020

fap content

A media content on the Internet you can fap to. Usually, in form of NSFW picture or video.

Dear forum users, please do not upload fap content, or hide it inside spoiler tags

by dildo777 January 15, 2022

dick amputation

Nightmare of every man.
Doctors propose it as the last resort in case of gangrene, or dick cancer.

-Whats with that dickless Jason? He cries like a girl all the time.
-He had a cancer and suffered from dick amputation. So he's literally dickless

by dildo777 June 5, 2019