black dick

Dream of every soccer mom. Because size does matter.

Sara dreamed about being impaled by huge black dick

by dildo777 January 05, 2017

Crossfitter

Someone who immediatelly tell everybody that he is a crossfitter.

An atheist, a vegan, and a crossfitter walk into a bar.
I only know because they told everyone within two minutes.

by dildo777 November 25, 2016

my dick is getting fucking hard

a feeling, when you watching porn

My dick is getting fucking hard when I watch Kyler Quinn's pussy slammed by BBC

by dildo777 December 29, 2020

enlarger

A device for making photo prints from film negatives.
It has nothing to do with penis enlargement

-I got an enlarger!
-Isn't your penis too small?
-It's a photographic enlarger, you idiot!

by dildo777 December 23, 2020

sportscar

A toy for people with SDS (small dick syndrome). Sometimes even recommended by doctors

I got a Dodge Viper sportscar, to cope with my SDS

by dildo777 May 20, 2024

sportscar

A prescription for people suffering from small dick syndrome (SDS)

I suffered from SDS . My therapist recommended me to get a sportscar. Now i'm happy.

by dildo777 January 09, 2024

passing gas

To drive by a gas station without stopping.

Reggie and Ivonne drive through Louisiana bayou en route to New Orleans. The car soon to be run out of fuel. Reggie, distracted by pair of gators, didn't notice turn to gas station.
Yvonne: Reggie! You passing gas!
Reggie: I did not! That’s just swamp vapors.

by dildo777 August 27, 2016