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pensturbation

an obsession with pens, particularly fountain pens , with obligatory demonstration of your pens,

and writing nonsense on the piece of paper, to show off pen performance.

A phenomenon is similar to other hobbies, like equipment measurbator, in photo communities , or guitar masturbation among musicians
I committed another act of pensturbation, after spending half of my monthly income to 5 new expensive pens
by dildo777 February 22, 2023
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passing gas

Reggie and Ivonne drive through Louisiana bayou en route to New Orleans. The car soon to be run out of fuel. Reggie, distracted by pair of gators, didn't notice turn to gas station.
Yvonne: Reggie! You passing gas!
Reggie: I did not! That’s just swamp vapors.
by dildo777 August 27, 2016
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Varenik

1. A type of dumplings, popular in Ukraine and Russia

2. Pussy with big, meaty pussy lips. Due to resemblance with that kind of dumpling
Natasha showed me her beautiful big varenik
by dildo777 August 18, 2022
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bodyshop

also spelled body shop
IT consulting or outsourcing agency
Usually a company from India or Eastern Europe, providing IT contractors to the whole world
Infosys, Wipro, Tata are Indian bodyshops
by dildo777 July 25, 2022
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vagino-american

Politically correct name for American person with vagina, who doesn't fit into binary gender system
-Excuse me , lady!
-Please stop assumptions about my gender, and don't call me L-word! This is so sexist.

-Sorry, how can I call you ? vagino-american?
by dildo777 December 31, 2024
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bayan

Musical instrument, Russian chromatic button accordion.
Also, synonym of the story has been told many times, or old and unfunny joke.

Meaning comes from the joke about mother in law, which was posted on the Internet numerous times, and soon became "bayan" itself . The word has it's own smiley: :||||||||||||:
-User 1: I'll tell you super-funny joke!
-We buried the mother in law and ripped apart two bayans
-User 2: :||||||||||||||||:
by dildo777 August 29, 2018
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Keith Emerson

Baddest ass keyboard player, a founder of rock bands The Nice and Emerson, Lake and Palmer. He was first rock musician, who put keyboard in the forefront of the band, as leading instrument.

Keith was famous by his flamboyant stage acts, like stabbing organ keyboard with Nazi knife, or simulating fuck with his instrument . Often called "Hendrix of keyboards", for his epatage playing style. Committed suicide by shooting himself in the head.
Keith Emerson was Hendrix of keyboards! No, he was Kurt Cobain of keyboards.
by dildo777 July 13, 2018
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