dildo777's definitions

down under

in the pussy

-Could you touch me down under?
-Where, in Australia?
-No, not in the continent, you silly wanker! In my cunt!

by dildo777 July 25, 2016

pizdets

The last word in Russian pilot's communication when plane is seconds to crash.

CAP: Descending to 600 course 360 Aeroflot 821
F/O: Take it take it
CAP: What do you mean fucking take it
(Bank angle, Bank angle)
CAP: I can't do it either
(Bank angle, Bank angle)
F/O: Other way other directions
(Bank angle,Bank angle)
F/O: Fucking hell
CAP: Well
F/O: What the Fuck are we doing?
(Bank angle,Bank angle)
ATC: 821 contact tower approach 127.1
F/O: Fuck!
CAP: Pizdets!
SOUND OF IMPACT
END OF RECORDING

by dildo777 November 26, 2021

journaling

Writing some nonsense B.S. in the paper notebook, which nobody will read, except your psychiatrist, if you commit something outrageous

My psychiatrist suggested me to do journaling.

by dildo777 November 20, 2023

passing gas

To drive by a gas station without stopping.

Reggie and Ivonne drive through Louisiana bayou en route to New Orleans. The car soon to be run out of fuel. Reggie, distracted by pair of gators, didn't notice turn to gas station.
Yvonne: Reggie! You passing gas!
Reggie: I did not! That’s just swamp vapors.

by dildo777 August 27, 2016

pensturbation

an obsession with pens, particularly fountain pens , with obligatory demonstration of your pens,

and writing nonsense on the piece of paper, to show off pen performance.

A phenomenon is similar to other hobbies, like equipment measurbator, in photo communities , or guitar masturbation among musicians

I committed another act of pensturbation, after spending half of my monthly income to 5 new expensive pens

by dildo777 February 22, 2023

faggot balls

An opposite of big brave balls.
Usually found aside of a stupid dick

So, you're obviously the big dick. And there on either side of you are your balls. There are two types of balls. There are big, brave balls, and there are little, mincy faggot balls

by dildo777 May 13, 2019

default country

The phenomenon of online communities, where most people think that everyone comes from one country. Or do not know about the existence of other countries due to ignorance or lack of education.

Same as default city, but at larger scale.

-Where I can find a decent gardening shop?
-I know one in Austin
Australian-Where in the world is Austin? Is it far from Melbourne?

-In default country

by dildo777 February 6, 2021