dick amputation

Nightmare of every man.
Doctors propose it as the last resort in case of gangrene, or dick cancer.
-Whats with that dickless Jason? He cries like a girl all the time.
-He had a cancer and suffered from dick amputation. So he's literally dickless
by dildo777 June 05, 2019
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gondon

Sometimes misspelled as gandon. Russian obscene word for condom. Figuratively - a dickhead
Ty jebanyi gondon (You are fucking dickhead)
by dildo777 December 20, 2017
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heroine

A female character in fiction, sometimes confused with strong substance by illiterate kids
Teacher:
-Have you read "Gone with the Wind" ?
Student:
-Yes, sir!
Teacher:
-Tell me about the heroine
Student:
-Heroin makes me chill and mellow... but why you're asking?
by dildo777 June 21, 2017
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fisting club

a misspelling of 'fitness club', which gives a whole new meaning to the gym
-I got a subscription to the fisting club
-You are so modest girl, I didn't know you are into that
-I just love physical exercise
by dildo777 May 28, 2020
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pacu

Testicle-eating fish. Big fish related to piranha family, native to Southern America. Naturally it feeds on plant seeds and nuts, but can mistake hanging ballsack for edible fruit.
The pacu is not normally dangerous to people but it has quite a serious bite, there have been incidents in other countries, such as Papua New Guinea where some men have had their testicles bitten off
by dildo777 October 09, 2018
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burak

In Polish slang - rude, uneducated or poor-mannered person, usually from village or working class heritage. Literally means beetroot. Also used as pejorative
Don't be a burak, brush your teeth and take shower.

Ty buraku (You are dickhead)
by dildo777 January 26, 2018
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ETOPS

Engines Turn Or Passengers Swim

Aviation slang, which means operational standard for two-engined airliners, capable of transcontinental flights over the ocean.
Referring to the inevitable emergency water landing of a twin engine aircraft after a double engine failure over water outside gliding range of land
A twin-engine ETOPS Airbus A330, crashed into the Atlantic Ocean, killing all.
by dildo777 April 24, 2018
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