Definitions by dildo777

chick from logistics 

A female worth to showing her your o-face

I'm thinking I might take that new chick from Logistics. If things go well I might be showing her my O-face. "Oh... Oh... Oh!" You know what I'm talkin' about. "Oh!"

chick from logistics by dildo777 October 31, 2023

compulsive masturbation disorder 

When you spend too much with yourself (and Pornhub), so it affects your personal and professional sides of life.

Contrary to common belief, having a female partner doesn't prevent person with CMO from masturbation.

-Dear, we need to talk. I'm your wife, and we have regular sex, but you still locking in your room, watching your stupid porn and enjoying yourself.

-I talked to doctor, and he said I have CMO. -What? -Compulsive masturbation disorder

compulsive masturbation disorder by dildo777 October 18, 2023

anus 

Center of the Universe.
a-hole, brown eye, back door, cornhole, poop chute

During prostate exam, doctor inserts fingers into your anus

anus by dildo777 September 15, 2023

shoplyfter 

Porn film franchise about security guard, who detains shoplifting women, and coerce them to fuck in exchange of dropping charges

In the last Shoplyfter release , hot milf got caught for stealing buttplug and concealing it in her body orifice

shoplyfter by dildo777 August 30, 2023

frajer 

in Russian and Polish criminal slang - derogatory word for law abiding citizen, someone who is not part of criminal world or not member of respected gang, or just outsider

Hey bro, where you got this new iPhone? -I stole it from some frajer in the school

frajer by dildo777 August 20, 2023

nofapathon 

The longest period of abstinence from beating the meat

derived from nofap and marathon

I am going for the 90 days nofapathon

nofapathon by dildo777 August 8, 2023

minimoog 

A synthesizer, which goes to eleven

For the first time you could go on stage and give the guitarist a run for his money... A guitarist would say, 'Oh shoot, he's got a Minimoog,' so they're looking for eleven on their volume control - it's the only way they can compete.

minimoog by dildo777 July 18, 2023