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Wheelbarrowing

A popular pastime enjoyed by young and old alike.
You must first pick your animal or person to wheel barrow then pour lighter fluid on its face. Set this alight and then raise the animals back legs up, insert your hard cock, and run as far along a rural (or motorway for those city slickers)road as you can before the animal dies, stops running on its front legs and starts to turn into mince as you push it along the road.

Sheep are often used due to their accomodating height and durable build. You can get five times further along the road wheelbarroing a sheep as compared to a sheep dog.
Tourist: (Driving along an unlight country road with his family in his people carrier) Honey, what the hell is that coming towards us?
Honey: It...it..it seems to be a man wheelbarrowing a sheep?!
Tourist: Get your camera ready kids!
Honey: I'm gay. I want a divorce.
by Digitalnonsense November 11, 2006
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roman shower

Hardcore oral sex whereby a man (or strap-on wearing woman) enjoys receiving oral sex and, in a bid to appeal to their darker side, then stimulates the vomit inducing throat triger areas resulting in their partner throwing up on their cock.
Term takes it's name from the Ancient Roman act of gorging on too much food then heading to the vomitorium to make some more room....hence roman shower!
He: What did you have for dinner, Darling?
She: Far too much Honey. I feel queasy.
He: Great....barf on this ya bitch and give me a Roman Shower!
She: Gobble gobble blurrrggh
He: Thats gross, but sexy, but gross.
by Digitalnonsense November 9, 2006
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big spoon baby balloon

Part of the outrageous radio show - The Chris Morris Radio Show on Radio 1 (UK) - where, in one show, satirist Chris Morris (see The Day Today, Brasseye, Blue Jam) persuades his radio sidekick to borrow (steal) a baby from London's Oxford Street and take it back to the studio. It is then tied to two large helium ballons and tea strainers placed over its eyes in an attempt to make it look like The Fly. A game then ensues where the, now floating, baby is batted over the mixing desk with large spoons. The game is known as Big Spoon Baby Balloon and is soon to be an Olympic event.
Dude: I'm bored babysitting...lets play a game!
Patrick Bateman: Ok. But what will we play? Mind if I stick on my Huey Lewis CD by the way?
Dude: Yeah..go for it. Gimmie those balloons over...lets make this wee fucker fly! I'll teach him to shit on my couch!
Patrick Bateman: Cool... Big spoon baby balloon!! 1 nil!
Dude: What's with the axe....?
by Digitalnonsense November 9, 2006
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No Limits

The pinnacle song from bizarre early 90's techno-pop outfit 2 Unlimited featuring a truely awful chorus of "No no, no no no no, no no no no, no there's no limits".
The act was made up of Dutch rapper Ray Slijngaard and fit singer Anita Doth.

The irony was thay were very limited...but Anita would get it!
Ray: Hey Anita, I need another word for this chorus...its just not flowing well.
Anita: No.
Ray: Brilliant! Is there no limits to your talent?
Anita: No. Well, actually, yes.
by Digitalnonsense November 12, 2006
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Spin wank

The act of male masturbation known as wanking, but with a crowd pleasing climax. The wankee takes centre stage in a circle of wankers and tugs hard on his genitals until they near climax. At this point the wankee then starts to spin creating a spunk loaded version of russian roulette as their sticky load will soon be spurting on a random circle wanker. This recipient of the man-cream soaking then has to take their place in the centre of the circle.
This takes place until at least one person collapses due to fatigue or the police are called.
There are no winners. Just wankers.
Mother: Frank, why is your t-shirt all stained?
Frank: Coz I was with the guys spin wanking all day!
Mother: What's a spin wank?
Frank: (Starts tugging and spinning) Ahhhh take that you hot bitch!
by Digitalnonsense November 10, 2006
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Total Station

A surveying instrument that is a combined theodolite and distomat resulting in a single unit cabable of measuring both distance and angle.
Boss: Hey, use that total station and set out the kerbline for the new road.
Surveyor: No. I prefer using it to spy on the girls changing room.
Boss: Let me see!!
by Digitalnonsense November 11, 2006
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Joe Mangled

A Scottish term used to describe the state of a person after heavy consumption of alcohol, drugs or both.
Taken from the Ramsey Street character Joe Mangle in the Australian soap opera Neighbours.
Sir Sean Connery: So, did you end up going out last night?
Clubber: Too right I did! I ended up in The Arches and I was pure Joe Mangled! What a night!
Sir Sean Connery: You are the reason I don't live in Scotland.
Clubber: Really? Well double o this ya cunt! *headbuts Sir Sean*
by Digitalnonsense November 11, 2006
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