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jay z song 

A young female, possibly underage, who is extremely hot. Taken from Miley Cyrus Party in the USA (because she is young and hot):

To "listen to a jay z song" is to check out a jay z song.

A "front row pass to a jay z concert" means to fuck a jay z song.

A "back stage pass to a jay z song" means to fuck a jay z song in the butt.
Hey man, check out that jay z song over there!

Man, there are TON of jay z songs in this junior high school.

So I was with John's little sister, you know, the jay z song, and I totally got a back stage pass.

I want to fuck a jay z song.
jay z song by Giztitties456 July 4, 2010

Jayzshia 

A beautiful girl who has a lot of energy and is a really tuff person. She has a perfect body shape and every boy loves her and it is more common for her to have guy friends because she doesn’t want the girl drama although she will have a few girls she calls friends. Its had to pronounce her name so when you say it wrong she gets mad and she will correct is right away.. she is also a very ghetto acting girl she will never care how people feel about her because 9 times outta 10 she don’t like you and she has trust issues and if she don’t like you she tells you
Jayzshia to the girl next to her she don’t like her
Jayzshia by ❤️❤️🅿️ April 15, 2019
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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