diggity monkeez's definitions

Race

Competition of speed in which the competitors start equidistant to a certain point that all racers attempt to reach. Whomever reaches said point first wins the race.

I finished third in the twenty-man race.

by Diggity Monkeez April 8, 2005

Fail

The opposite of succeed. To unsuccessfully attempt an undertaking.

I failed to become manager of McDonalds, so I settled on cleaining the mini-playground.

by Diggity Monkeez February 21, 2005

N64

One of the first 3D gaming systems, and the last one to operate wiothout discs, meaning that there was no loading time any of its games.

I have an N64, a GameCube, and pride.

by Diggity Monkeez May 22, 2005

Snack

A meal that comes in between two of the 'Big Three' that, more often than not, is unhealthy.

I had a nice snack of carrots and celery. I'm not a baby.

by Diggity Monkeez January 13, 2005

Play on Words

A theatrical performance acted out on top of a dictionary.

Do you like plays on words?

by Diggity Monkeez June 3, 2005

Grammar Fascist

One who corrects the grammar of all people, not just Jews and Gypsies.

The Grammar Fascist corrected me when I told him that I wanted to 'get an good grade' on the Spanish test.

by Diggity Monkeez February 3, 2005

Howard Cosell

1960s/70 sportscaster; disliked wholeheartedly by most Americans.

Howard Cosell was loud, obnoxious, and opinionated; thus, he was a successful sports personality.

by Diggity Monkeez February 10, 2005