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by Diggity Monkeez January 22, 2005

Bite

1) To viciously clamp down on something with one's own teeth.

2) To be bad and/or boring.

1) I tried feeding the geese at the pond, but most of them just attempted to bite me.

2) This PowerPoint presentation bites; I hope it finishes soon.

by Diggity Monkeez April 12, 2005

Drivel

Long, boring, often meaningless rambling. Drivel can be, but rarely is, ranted.

Nathan: Was the club meeting fun?

Lyle: Are you kidding? All Dex did was complain that we're not working hard enough, and how that leads to a lack of production, and eventually we're going to have to disband, and yadda-yadda-yadda. I almost fell asleep in the middle of his drivel!

Nathan: I wasn't kidding. And couldn't your speech be considered 'drivel'?

by Diggity Monkeez March 16, 2005

Tax

1) A due paid to the government for living expenses.

2) To set up such dues.

3) To burden.

1) I have an accountant calculate my taxes for me.

2) The old French regime taxed the poor heavily.

3) The heavy boulder on her back taxed her, but she was able to reach Nevada in time for the fireworks spectacular.

by Diggity Monkeez January 29, 2005

Bland

Plain and boring. Not exciting.

Mayor Williams' speech about our lack of senators was pretty bland.

by Diggity Monkeez January 12, 2005

Dinky

Comically small; almost insignificant.

1) Your house looks dinky next to that mansion, Wilson.

2) One dinky screwdriver is the best you can come up with for a birthday present?

by Diggity Monkeez February 23, 2005

Candlestick

A large, heavy, brass/silver object that holds a candle on an exquisite dining room table.

One of the candlesticks was missing from the dining room, but was found in the kitchen next to Mr. Boddy's dead, bloodied corpse. Obviously Mr. Green is involved in this...

by Diggity Monkeez January 09, 2005