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Kenny Lofton

MLB center fielder who is shared by all thirty major league teams.

So they're going to let the Phillies use Kenny Lofton this year, eh?

by Diggity Monkeez February 28, 2005

Turban Dictionary

A dictionary used to document Middle Eastern slang.

I would be completely lost reading Turban Dictionary.

by Diggity Monkeez April 26, 2005

Who's

Contraction for 'who is'.

They know who's coming but won't tell anybody.

by Diggity Monkeez January 15, 2005

Gerald Ford

A former football star at the University of Michigan. Gerald Ford's claim to fame comes from America' most recognizable rehabilitation center, the Betty Ford Clinic, which was set up by Ford's wife, Betty.

Gerald Ford's presidency was marked by two assassination attempts on his life. He's still alive now, so I'm assuming that they both failed.

by Diggity Monkeez January 9, 2005

IV

1) 'Four' in Roman numerals.

2) Intraveneous, as in 'intraveneous fluids'.

1) Harold IV was the fourth Harold in his family.

2) While you're here, sir, we need to hook you up to this IV.

by Diggity Monkeez February 8, 2005

Location

The geographical point that an object is at.

Location, shmocation- I don't care where definitions come from!

by Diggity Monkeez April 27, 2005

Cup of Coffee

What can be bought with your word and twenty cents.

Tom: I wasn't cheating on you, I give you my word!

Trish: Ha! That and twenty cents can get you a cup of coffee!

by Diggity Monkeez February 28, 2005