diggity monkeez's definitions

Blunder

A grievous mistake that embarrasses (or should embarrass, at least) the committer.

Only after leaving his office did Mark realize his blunder: he had put his tie on backwards.

by Diggity Monkeez April 8, 2005

Peep

The tiniest emission of sound, oftentimes coming from a human. Mostly used when describing the abscence of noise.

Luke: And so I came home, expecting this big, loud, surprise birthday party, but there wasn't a peep throughout the house!

Morris: So they forgot your birthday?

Luke: No. As it turns out, they threw me a mime party.

by Diggity Monkeez April 8, 2005

Mo Allowance

1) What the Beets need (badly).

2) Hypothetical nickname for someone named Maurice Allowance.

1) I need mo' allowance (yo-del-ay-ee-oo)!

2)
Principal Dean Douglas: I need Mo Allowance in my office, Stat!

Mr. Jonathan Stat: Can you please call me by my first name?

by Diggity Monkeez April 8, 2005

Website

Anything on the internet, save for(some) pop-up ads.

My personal website is 'diggitymonkeemachine.egg'.

by Diggity Monkeez April 8, 2005

Invalid

1) One who is no longer able to use his/her mind.

2) Not effectual; void.

1) The disease turned Marty into an invalid before killing him; we miss him dearly.

2) The ticket is invalid west of the Mississippi, though, so choose carefully.

by Diggity Monkeez April 8, 2005

Race

Competition of speed in which the competitors start equidistant to a certain point that all racers attempt to reach. Whomever reaches said point first wins the race.

I finished third in the twenty-man race.

by Diggity Monkeez April 8, 2005

Nigeria

African country where my friend Malbota Nwadeyi lives. He has promised to give me 25% of the $3.6 million dollars that he is trying to move to America. However, he needs my help to transfer the money overseas.

Lagos is in Nigeria, correct?

by Diggity Monkeez April 10, 2005