diggity monkeez's definitions

Constructive Criticism

Insult(s) that offer(s) suggestions regarding improvement.

My mother gave me some constructive criticism on my spelling and grammar.

by Diggity Monkeez January 22, 2005

Clout

A very powerful hit.

Leroy still had a black eye from the clout he received from Dennis, the school's resident bully.

Because Tampa Bay won so easily, Durazo's second-inning clout went forgotten by both of the stadium's Devil Ray fans.

by Diggity Monkeez March 29, 2005

Old

1) Aged. Can be referring to something alive or nonliving.

2) Outdated.

3) No longer funny.

1) My fifth-grade elementary teacher was old when I was in her class, and presumably hasn't gotten any younger since I left.

2) The Nintendo 64 is old, but I still use it more than my GameCube.

3) Jokes about Jim Mora (Sr.) whining about his miserable Colts team aren't old yet, despite the fact that he conducted the infamous press conference more than three years ago.

by Diggity Monkeez March 5, 2005

Brunch

A new meal added between breakfast and lunch. All in all, a very difficult concept to understand.

If I microwave some leftover pizza, but do so at eleven in the morning, would it be classified as breakfast or brunch?

by Diggity Monkeez April 30, 2005

Mo Allowance

1) What the Beets need (badly).

2) Hypothetical nickname for someone named Maurice Allowance.

1) I need mo' allowance (yo-del-ay-ee-oo)!

2)
Principal Dean Douglas: I need Mo Allowance in my office, Stat!

Mr. Jonathan Stat: Can you please call me by my first name?

by Diggity Monkeez April 8, 2005

SAT

The past tense of 'sit'.

I sat down before realizing that all of my chairs had been taken away by the repo men.

by Diggity Monkeez January 25, 2005

Stare

To continuously look at someone/thing for a while; considered rude.

Darren: That kid with the giant glasses was staring at me throughout the entire performance! Man, I should have slugged him in the stomach right there!

Tom: Everyone was looking at you. You had toilet paper on your shoe.

by Diggity Monkeez February 12, 2005