Orville: A Baltimore Oriole just flew by!
Rachel: I wasn't aware that Viagra was so effective for him!
Rachel: I wasn't aware that Viagra was so effective for him!
by Diggity Monkeez February 02, 2005

by Diggity Monkeez January 12, 2005

Competition of speed in which the competitors start equidistant to a certain point that all racers attempt to reach. Whomever reaches said point first wins the race.
by Diggity Monkeez April 08, 2005

1) Strangely enough, Albert didn't utter a word after his convincing victory.
2) Steven's utter happiness was kept hidden under the indifferent expression he always carried.
2) Steven's utter happiness was kept hidden under the indifferent expression he always carried.
by Diggity Monkeez March 11, 2005

Reading done outside of school, usually by choice. After being mandatory in elementary school, pleasure reading was (therefore, perhaps?) regarded as uncool in middle school but trendy in high school.
Pleasure reading makes other people look like intellectuals, but doing my pleasure reading on some type of online dictionary did nothing for me.
by Diggity Monkeez April 03, 2005

Darren: That kid with the giant glasses was staring at me throughout the entire performance! Man, I should have slugged him in the stomach right there!
Tom: Everyone was looking at you. You had toilet paper on your shoe.
Tom: Everyone was looking at you. You had toilet paper on your shoe.
by Diggity Monkeez February 12, 2005

Warren Gamaliel Harding, twenty-ninth President of the United States. Generally regarded as the States' worst president ever, Harding elected many corrupt officials to his cabinet, leading to embarrassing public scandals (most famously, the Teapot Dome Scandal, in which millionaires illegally bought Navy oil fields from Harding's cabinet officals). Harding died in the middle of his term, and was succeeded by his vice-president, Calvin Coolidge.
by Diggity Monkeez January 18, 2005
