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crotch rocket

"I got thrown off my crotch rocket doing 130."
crotch rocket by Diego August 17, 2003

cotton mouth 

Cotton mouth is not only a very dry mouth from smoking pot, but involves having small bits of mucus and spit, lining mainly the roof of your mouth feeling like cotton when you rub your tounge against it.
"Man I got chronic cotton mouth at the moment."
cotton mouth by Diego August 17, 2003

mighty meal 

Instant noodle's that come ready-to-eat in a disposable plastic or styrofoam, bowl or cup, often with plastic spoon included.
Eaten by Student's and Single men who never learned how to cook.
"We should buy some 'mighty meals' to take camping with us."
mighty meal by Diego August 17, 2003
"You got totally covered in shit? That's suss."
suss by Diego August 17, 2003
'Burny', or 'Burny Burny' is a painful burning sensation that me and my stoner friends often get in the back of our throats. It is often brought on by a dry mouth and the swallowing of our tar-coloured spit.
During a 'burny burny' attack, the victim is only barely capable of infroming his friends about his predicament and asking them to get him food/drink or struggling off to do so himself.
Initially, we thought that drinking as much fluid as you could get your hands on was the solution. But then we realised that food seemed to be a better cure. We have no idea why the fuck we get 'burny burny' but I say it is stomach acid/reflux.
It doesn't only happen after having a 'hit' but mainly just while chilling stoned. I'm not straight often enough to notice if it happens when not smoking aswell.
Stoner: "Splutter...Cough...Splutter...h-help me m-man....I've got 'burny burny'."
burny by Diego August 17, 2003

kitchen food 

What people who don't go out to Restaurant's and McDonald's everyday eat.
Stoner who lives at home: "You wanna get some macca's drivethru?"
Stoner with his own pad: "Nah, I'm just making some 'kitchen food' when i get home."
kitchen food by Diego August 16, 2003
1. What a drug dealer metaphorically open's up every morning when he get's his first phone call.

2. The place the police take you when they close down YOUR 'shop'.
1. Dealers Friend: "You should 'shut up shop' for a few days and come snowboarding with me."
Dealer: "Sorry man, bizznaz is bizznaz. Can't leave my client's hanging."
Dealers Friend: "Just get someone to take over the 'shop' for you."
Dealer: "Man my 'shop' is too hard an operation for anyone else to handle."

2. "Man I got taken down to the 'cop shop' for questioning. They're onto me.
shop by Diego August 16, 2003