diego's definitions

mobile

The only word Australian and British people use to describe a 'cell phone'. I have never heard an Aussie say 'cell phone'.

Hint: To be cooler, say: 'Mobie'.
"Have ya got ya mobile on ya?"
"Some muh-fucka jacked me for my mobie."

by Diego August 21, 2003

Hasbury O'Nicholson

A ficitonal charcter used to play an invented game involving a brick wall, 2 player's, a golf club, grass and a baseline. Similar to squash, the player's take turns in chipping the golf ball against the wall, making sure it hits on the full, but doesnt go over the baseline on the rebound. The 'grasscourt' is littered with obstacles such as benches and water fountains to add a needed edge to the game. Played while very high.
A Tennis scoring system is used.

"Hasbury O'Nicholson lost to Goran Norman in the Novo Park Challenge."

by Diego August 25, 2003

Ice Cream

Code word for drugs. Usually cannibus.

"You holdin' any icecream?"
"Jus' call me da ice-cream man."

by diego August 16, 2003

Bluelight.nu

The best website on the thing that you are on right now called the inter-web. A place where generally like-minded individuals and drug-users gather to discuss drugs.
The focus is harm reduction and much can be learnt through others experiences. Learning should be supplemented with erowid.org and pillreports.com, shroomery.org etc. (Depending on your Vice).

Most people on UD probably aren't interested in this adult stuff.

by Diego December 5, 2003

urban junky

Previously described heroin addicts who chill in 'urban' areas.
Now it means someone habitually addicted to this website.

I was an urban junky, but had a month in rehab...can I stay off the Junk forever? (clearly not as I am writing this definition).

by Diego November 4, 2003

crew

1. Group of friends, Gang, posse, team, set.
2. A shitty American sport only participated in by pretensious wankers.
These people's body and sleep patterns are not so fucked up from drugs that they can wake and train at 5am. Fuck man! that's before I go to sleep!

1. "Yo yo yo, who wants it? I'll take you and your muh-fuckin crew."
2. "Sorry, I can't get fucked up, I have to get up for crew."

by Diego July 4, 2003

bundy

Bundaberg Rum. From Queensland, Australia. Created the 'booze-hound' and 'rumpig'. Often sold as 'Bundy O.P'(Over-Proof - 60% alcohol). Commonly comes in 375ml, 700ml and 1.25ml bottles straight, or in 'rum and cola' cans.

"Pricey, the rumpig, drinks his 'Bundy O.P' straight and wrapped in a brown paper bag."

by Diego September 4, 2003