Definitions by devilboy

love to

sarcastic remark or a get out clause
someone u secretly hate starts talking to u but
u want to avoid them

simon your so cool do u think we could be hang out?
i'd love to but i cant... maybe in the next lifetime

love to by devilboy July 28, 2008

spooner 

in football/soccer when the player skies the ball ridiculously high over the bar

open goal and he's skied it! what a spooner!
spooner! spooner!

spooner by devilboy December 28, 2005

topped 

as in to commit suicide, most likely to be used when the person in question jumps off a building

did you hear about john smith? he topped himself

topped by devilboy December 3, 2004

stonking

massive, huge, painful

ive got a stonking headache

stonking by devilboy December 3, 2004

sex on legs 

a compliment to someone who is very attractive, often shouted out

whoa! sex on legs!
did u see that babe?...yeah she was sex on legs!

sex on legs by devilboy December 3, 2004

glooping 

when someone is staring/concentrating very hard, staring into space looking doped

what are you glooping at?!
stop glooping at me your freaking me out

glooping by devilboy December 2, 2004

ironing board 

an insult to a woman with no breasts

whatever u say ironing board chest!
flat as an ironing board

ironing board by devilboy December 2, 2004