devil's definitions

Master of Reality

What some flabby loser probably proclaimed himself while living in his mom's basement until 35.

"I know all! For I am the Master of Reality! Damn it, why isn't AOL connecting??"

by Devil October 21, 2003

Marge Simpson

The only cartoon MILF I can think of.

Marge Simpson should have kept the implants.

by Devil October 3, 2003

Crush

To love someone so much that you would like to physically crush them.

1."I have a crush on so-and-so."
2."I want to crush him."

by Devil November 5, 2003

Wood

Something hard that you must rub regularly to keep shiny. Wood can be found in lots of places, like in your son or daughter's bedroom. You can do many things with wood, like knock it, pound it or sit on it. People often enjoy using their wood, usually for productive activities or fun and entertainment.

I've got some hard wood, I'm gonna go upstairs and work on it.

by Devil November 29, 2003

Earth

A very strange planet where the inhabitants are known to needlessly destroy themselves and their environment, as well as put on animal costumes and have sex with eachother for pleasure.

"Dude, steer clear of earth, that place is full of freaks."

by Devil October 14, 2003

Kifuful

To screw around/fuck

Jimmy will you like to kifuful with me?

by Devil October 15, 2003

GED

The thing to get for that guy who always sat in class doodling on his paper(Like me). Usually hated by jealous nerds for being so laid back and mellow, without stress, headaches, or a care in the world(Although that is hardly the case, most of the time). I like to call this Frank Grimes Syndrome. As much as you may or may not want to believe it, a person with a GED has as much a chance of going to college as someone with a diploma.

I'm a cartoonist now.

by Devil February 1, 2004