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The term used when religious folk give 10% of their earnings to their church. Most churches REQUIRE tithing as part of a membership. Tithe is also what makes religion like any other cult
Christian: My church makes me tithe. But I get to spend an eternity in Heaven.
Jimmy: But your children don't even have enough to eat.
Christian: But the cul...err..church I belong to needs the money to squader on useless councils and new uniforms for our worship team.
Jimmy: But your children don't even have enough to eat.
Christian: But the cul...err..church I belong to needs the money to squader on useless councils and new uniforms for our worship team.
by DesPERRYado November 2, 2004
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Rumored that the main beverage of this company was produced with cocaine in it. Also rumored that coca-cola invented Santa Claus.
Recent evidence suggest that coca-cola employes laborers in third-world countries at bottling companies which pay excess of one US dollar per hour of labor.
AKA: the new Nike
Rumored that the main beverage of this company was produced with cocaine in it. Also rumored that coca-cola invented Santa Claus.
Recent evidence suggest that coca-cola employes laborers in third-world countries at bottling companies which pay excess of one US dollar per hour of labor.
AKA: the new Nike
Coca-cola is a bad company.
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"We're going to our camp this weekend?"
"What!?! You own an entire camp?"
::explains::
"Oh, we call that a cottage, in Canada."
"What!?! You own an entire camp?"
::explains::
"Oh, we call that a cottage, in Canada."
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Get the Wheel of Morality mug.1. The act of ejaculating in a woman's face; usually unexpected.
2. Used figuratively to express victory. Usually used in conjunction with an adjective. See The Proverbial Champ
2. Used figuratively to express victory. Usually used in conjunction with an adjective. See The Proverbial Champ
1.
Zac: i'm most likely going to give stacia the champ
Luke: The champ? Is that when you cum on her face?
Zac: i wouldnt do that to her
Luke: i know, but i'm going to call it "the champ" from now on
2.
Person 1: Man, I really gave Jen the champ in an argument about abortion.
Person 2: The Proverbial Champ?
Person 1: No, just the regular champ.
Zac: i'm most likely going to give stacia the champ
Luke: The champ? Is that when you cum on her face?
Zac: i wouldnt do that to her
Luke: i know, but i'm going to call it "the champ" from now on
2.
Person 1: Man, I really gave Jen the champ in an argument about abortion.
Person 2: The Proverbial Champ?
Person 1: No, just the regular champ.
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