desperryado's definitions

milk in a bag

In America milk comes in plastic containers. In Canada it comes in a bag.

Who used the last of the milk and didn't put in a new bag?

by DesPERRYado November 2, 2004

rushdown

In Counter-Strike:

1) Swiftly killing a large group of people.
2) Killing someone with a shitty weapon.
3) Surprising and killing an enemy from behind.
4) Flashing a large group of enemies (and yourself) and charging them with a Mac10 or TMP.
5) Doing any of the above in a hilarious fashion.

"pc rushdown killed Mr. Apple with mac10"
"pc rushdown killed sean with mac10"
"pc rushdown killed ripened orange with mac10"
"pc rushdown killed getchawigsplit with knife"

Don-Vito: lol nice rushdown pc
pc rushdown: pew pew
DippingBird: pew pew
Phate: pewpewpewpewpewpewpew

by desperryado November 22, 2005

Tithe

The term used when religious folk give 10% of their earnings to their church. Most churches REQUIRE tithing as part of a membership. Tithe is also what makes religion like any other cult

Christian: My church makes me tithe. But I get to spend an eternity in Heaven.

Jimmy: But your children don't even have enough to eat.

Christian: But the cul...err..church I belong to needs the money to squader on useless councils and new uniforms for our worship team.

by DesPERRYado November 2, 2004

talking a walk on the wild side

To have a sexual experience with a cross dresser.

"Man, I thought going to bed without brushing my teeth was talking a walk on the wild side, but now this?!"

by DesPERRYado October 10, 2005

thuganomics

Something John Cena is a doctor of.

"I studied thuganomics in graduate school."

"I have my Ph.D in thuganomics."

"John Cena is a disgrace to the field of thuganomics."

by desPERRYado January 20, 2006

cottage

A small house near a body of water or in the forest which families go to during summer and holidays. They're usually only afforded by the upper and upper-middle class. It should be noticed that 'cottage' is the Canadian terminology. In the greater United States a cottage is referred to as a 'camp.'

"We're going to our camp this weekend?"

"What!?! You own an entire camp?"

::explains::

"Oh, we call that a cottage, in Canada."

by DesPERRYado October 10, 2005

real life syndrome

When a gamer cannot commit much time to play because he/she is afflicted with certain ailements, such as job or an academic career, that prevents them from playing.

Johnny: "Billy, why haven't you been playing WoW? I'm already lvl 60."

Billy: "Sorry man, Real Life Syndrome."

by desPERRYado March 4, 2006