by derick nobcheese November 20, 2003
Get the goldeneyemug. by derick nobcheese November 07, 2003
Get the matrixmug. 
Its another one of those messenger acronym's like lol, PMSL and LMAO. It stands for:
Don't Let The Bastards Grind You Down
Don't Let The Bastards Grind You Down
by Derick Nobcheese October 06, 2006
Get the DLTBGYDmug. A word that was made up when I was mashing the keyboard to pretend I was working in class at college.
Is the process of mashing the keyboard, to pretend that you are working on something.
Is the process of mashing the keyboard, to pretend that you are working on something.
Mike: Shit get of that porn the boss is comming through.
Dave: We better nukio to pretend that we are working.
Mike: Good idea the bastard will never know.
Dave: We better nukio to pretend that we are working.
Mike: Good idea the bastard will never know.
by Derick Nobcheese September 23, 2004
Get the nukiomug. A fucking shithole full of scummers, one of the worst places to live in the UK. They have a shit football team that are currently sitting at the bottom of the english premier league. The team is so shit that they had to steal local rivals manager and players. They are so shit that they couldn't hold a decent event. This year portsmouth is holding two big international events, one to celebrate the battle of trafalgar and the other is the international vestival of the sea. Southampton can only hold a shitty boat show each year. If you have chance to go to Southampton, don't go there. The only decent thing about Southampton is the option not to go there!!
To find Southampton on the map, look for the arse crack at the bottom of the UK, and follow it right to the shitty base. The you will see Southampton.
by Derick Nobcheese February 24, 2005
Get the southamptonmug. Usually a person that floats around in the background and seems to hate anyone that has anything better than themselfs. This person usually looks retarded with larger than average sized head, funny eyes, so you can't tell if he looking at you or not, stupid BIG haircut and in the worse case scenario owns (or would like to own) a macintosh. This person won't get a job because he is scared of leaving his house. They are usually trekkies too. Anyone who say's anything indifferent to this persons' opinion is considered a twat, and should be cast away to never be seen again. This person also lies to people by saying he has "cancer" or "a member of the family has died", to try and win sympathy over them to get attention. They also think they are talented in there own field and if anyone is better they thinks it a person hatred towards them. They also have a very low personal hygiene and where the same clothes thoughout a week. Overall if you see anyone matching this discription stay clear of them because once you say hello to them or even noticing there existence, they will cling onto you like a quackpot and never leave you alone again.
Clive: Hay, (spasstard} I have bought a new AMD64 PC with 2GB broadband.
At this point spasstard is getting very pissed off and is picking up a knife.
Clive: Whats wrong mate?
Spasstard: You only bought that, because you know I only have a intel pentium 1 computer with windows 95.
Clive: No... I bought because I have a job and want to move on in life.
Spasstard: AAGGHH I hate you! You bastard!
Clive: Fuck Off you Spasstard.
At this point spasstard is getting very pissed off and is picking up a knife.
Clive: Whats wrong mate?
Spasstard: You only bought that, because you know I only have a intel pentium 1 computer with windows 95.
Clive: No... I bought because I have a job and want to move on in life.
Spasstard: AAGGHH I hate you! You bastard!
Clive: Fuck Off you Spasstard.
by Derick Nobcheese October 01, 2004
Get the spasstardmug.