derick nobcheese's definitions

DLTBGYD

Its another one of those messenger acronym's like lol, PMSL and LMAO. It stands for:

Don't Let The Bastards Grind You Down

Hayley: My ex keeps ignoring me!
Nikki: DLTBGYD
Hayley: Thanx xx

by Derick Nobcheese October 6, 2006

matrix

A kick ass film, with the best special effects.

wordFuck/word me the matrix is a good film!!

by derick nobcheese November 7, 2003

goldeneye

The best FPS game ever made!

Man goldeneye is a fucking good game

See perfect dark for another great FPS game

by derick nobcheese November 20, 2003

perfect dark

This is a fucking great game. The graphics are brilliant and the movement was slick. I was playing this game day and night, because it was very addictive. The game was made by the best game developers in the world called rare ware, this company was brought out by the bastard "corporation" mircosoft!!!! Perfect Dark was technically better than goldeneye but goldeneye had the edge, because it was so good!!! Rare should stayed with nintendo, because now rare will make good game but not brilliant games.

Perfect Dark has a good character called elvis he was a alian.

by derick nobcheese November 21, 2003

Bastardisation

A copy of something done in their own style, usually crapper.

Atomic Kitten have bastardisation a song again!
Apple have bastardisation microsoft, or tried to.

by derick nobcheese December 5, 2003

Iraq

The 53rd state of America after Britian

by derick nobcheese September 23, 2003

quackpot

A person that sticks to you like a annoying piece of shit that won't drop into the pan, even when you wiggle really hard. That you have to bounce on the toilet seat and clench your buttocks and open quick to hop fully let it go.

Derick: Sam fuck off why don't you!

Sam: What have I done?.......

Derick: Shagged my wife and sold the photo's on ebay©!!!

Sam: Can you forgive me?

Derick: FUCK off!!!

Sam: Go on...........

Derick: Fuck off you quackpot!!!!

by Derick Nobcheese August 24, 2004