denis baldwin's definitions

Absolut

A brand of vodka made popular with a witty marketing campaign.

Six shots of Absolut and I fell off my barstool.

by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004

stomp a mudhole

To tear someone a new ass, to beat them to near death or to otherwise hurt someone to the point that they can not fight back.

When that little punk stole my beer, I could do nothing else but stomp a mudhole in his ass.

by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004

serviced

The act of giving special attention to someone's cock.

Bitch, I didn't want you to just jerk it. My dick needs serviced!

by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004

retro-tastic

Combining the words "retro" and "fantastic" to describe something that looks cool and is reminiscent of stylings from decades ago.

That PT Cruiser is retro-tastic!

by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004

cokeheads

A group of cocaine users.

They are usually found huddled around a coffee table with a top made of glass cutting lines or dbsls with razor blades, credits cards or driver's licenses.

I could tell from the sniffling when I walked in the door that this party had already started for the cokeheads.

by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004

pole smoker

Someone that performs fellatio at such an alarming rate that it causes friction buildup capable of small fires.

My shit still has third degree burns from the runin with that pole smoker at The Necto.

by Denis Baldwin December 22, 2003

Cube Farm

A cluster of cubicles in an office. From the top down, they look like an art farm or bee nest, hiving productive little workers into their cells.

I'm glad I have my own office now, escaping the dreaded cube farm.

by Denis Baldwin December 22, 2003