pole smoker

Someone that performs fellatio at such an alarming rate that it causes friction buildup capable of small fires.
My shit still has third degree burns from the runin with that pole smoker at The Necto.
by Denis Baldwin December 22, 2003
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stomp a mudhole

To tear someone a new ass, to beat them to near death or to otherwise hurt someone to the point that they can not fight back.
When that little punk stole my beer, I could do nothing else but stomp a mudhole in his ass.
by Denis Baldwin February 03, 2004
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my nilla

Shoot the thrilla, my nilla.
by Denis Baldwin June 30, 2004
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modern primitive

A person of Western World background who engages in behaviors of body modification, emulating tribal behaviors of African nations (and other primitive parts of the world). These behaviors include stretched earlobes, extreme tattooing and other modification.
On the Show "Mad Mad House", the modern primitive has stretched lobes and a body suit. His look is very tribal.
by Denis Baldwin February 03, 2004
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Linder

The captain of Team Linder and possibly the greatest DJ in all of Detroit.
Did you see Linder rock that double set of Tom Sawyer?
by Denis Baldwin June 03, 2004
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cokeheads

A group of cocaine users.

They are usually found huddled around a coffee table with a top made of glass cutting lines or dbsls with razor blades, credits cards or driver's licenses.
I could tell from the sniffling when I walked in the door that this party had already started for the cokeheads.
by Denis Baldwin February 03, 2004
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The Captain

- An upstanding term to describe a large bottle of Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum.

- A man's penis
I called up The Captain and said "Please bring me my death in a gallon jug". The captain abliged.
by Denis Baldwin February 03, 2004
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