Definitions by denis baldwin

hedging 

The horizontal line that links all cubes in a cube farm. This is the "ground" that gophering is done from.

I peeked my head above the hedging a bit to see Alice talking to her mom in Japan.

hedging by Denis Baldwin December 22, 2003

gophering

When working in a cube farm, the sticking up of one's head above the hedge to see or hear what other coworkers are doing.

After the discussion of John's wife sleeping with the office manager, I found myself gophering a lot more than usual.

gophering by Denis Baldwin December 22, 2003

NUNCHAKU 

Commonly called "nunchucks", these are wood, plastic or other cylindrical material, connected by a chain or cord, to form a close-combat weopon.

The common strike method is the wrist snap, spinning the "chucks" around the pivots in the chain, striking your enemy multiple times quickly.

I whipped his ass like Jackie Chan with my NUNCHAKU.

NUNCHAKU by Denis Baldwin December 19, 2003

lindered 

Being so fucked up that the only things that make sense are titties and techno. See linder for indentity of the man that brought this legend to life.

After 14 grams of cocaine and a fifth of Whiskey, I was lindered enough to fuck that fat slut I met at City Club.

lindered by Denis Baldwin December 19, 2003

City Club 

This pretentious filthhole found in Detroit, MI that houses lame goths, dicks who can't dance, cocktease cumsockets and hot chicks with electrical tape over their nipples.

Well, it is open until 4 a.m. most nights, so I guess I have one reason to go to City Club. Well, maybe I'll get a hummer in the bathroom from that guy that screams New Order lyrics out at random.

City Club by Denis Baldwin December 19, 2003

darkcube

Protege' of denisbaldwin and linder, This tubby bastard rocks the decks at low rent discos around Detroit.

Often seen performing the shocker on rave sluts and dealing cocaine out his trenchcoat, darkcube is truly a gangsta's gangsta.

I was out cruisin Gratiot when I saw Darkcube punch a cop right up in the eye.

darkcube by Denis Baldwin December 19, 2003

Smoking the Pinky 

Following the performance of The Shocker.

When you insert your index and middle fingers in the woman's vagina and pinky in her anus. After giving her a few good minutes of double duty finger banging, pull your fingers out and give your index and middle finger a quick sniff and pinky a good sucking, all in one smooth motion.(a.k.a. Smoking the Pinky.)

I layed that ass out and skated it, all while smoking the pinky and plowing the mound.

Smoking the Pinky by Denis Baldwin December 19, 2003