denis baldwin's definitions

cornholed

A redneck term for anal sex.

Let's take the gimp out back and cornhole him.

by Denis Baldwin June 30, 2004

NAIAS

Acronym for the North American Internation Auto Show, held in Detroit every year.

I was going to check out the new viper at the NAIAS.

by Denis Baldwin June 3, 2004

Grey Goose

A premium vodka served at most bars. It's a step above Absolut and goes down smooth, especially in shots

I had $9 left, just enough for a shot of Grey Goose.

by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004

ljsluts

Any girl who has a livejournal. Though the term "slut" might not imply in the traditional sense of being easy or giving up the ass, it's more often than not dead nuts on.

I went to a bar the other day where I heard some chicks screaming, "Hey, you're denisbaldwin."

Man, do I love ljsluts.

by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004

cornholio

The alter ego of Beavis from the Beavis and Butthead show, and MTV Classic from the early 90s.

I am the great cornholio! I need tee-pee for my bunghole!

by Denis Baldwin June 30, 2004

sneak

A redhaired I.T. wonderboy living in Detroit, MI. He's often seen insulting stupid people, hanging with DJs and writing code that makes life better.

One time, sneak and I blew bubbles at each other on opposing couches. It was gay.

by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004

gothed up

The state of being when a person is wearing goth clothing and makeup before going out to a club.

Before hitting cityclub tonight, I need to get gothed up.

by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004