woood

Fake wood. Some object of low quality/price that is made to look like wood but is obviously not real wood.
My car has real woood paneling.
by defenestrator March 18, 2005
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States' Rights

1) A reference to the 10th Amendment to the U.S. Constitution

2) A code word that politicians use to signal to racists that they too, are racist. Used in the past to signal that you support segregation and Jim Crow laws.
When Strom Thurmond said he believed in State's Rights, he really meant that he wanted to keep segregation legal in the South.

If you believe in States' Rights but want to pass the Constitutional amendment banning gay marriage, you are a hypocrite.
by defenestrator March 09, 2005
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McNally

A general term referring to a piece of food, usually something bite-sized and/or deep-fried. Most often used when stoned.

Origins: Derived from the term Chicken McNally, which itself was derived from Chicken McNugget. McNally is a more general term than Chicken McNally, used to describe some snackable food morsel that is not necessarily made out of chicken.
Dude, I got the munchies. Let's go to Bickford's and get some of those McNallys that have cheese inside of them.
by defenestrator May 13, 2005
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commonwealther

A person from, or resident of the Commonwealth of Massachusetts.

Origins:

Massachusetts does not lend itself well to the typical suffixes (-ian, -er, etc.) attached to the name of a place to refer to someone who is from that place (perhaps because the name is not of English origin.) Thus, commonwealther is used as a reference to the fact that Massachusetts is officially designated as a Commonwealth instead of a State (although there is no legal distinction between a “state” and a “commonwealth” in the United States.).

There are three other "states" in the US that designate themselves as Commonwealths (Kentucky, Pennsylvania and Virginia.) However, the usual suffixes are applied to them (Kentuckian, Pennsylvanian and Virginian) without issue, and so a new word is not needed to describe a resident of one of those states.
Bill's not a New Yorker, he's a Commonwealther.
by defenestrator March 20, 2005
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Padanaram

A village that is part of the town of Dartmouth in Massachusetts. Padanaram is the rich section of town, and some consider its residents to be stuck-up and shallow.

see Pundy
We had a lot of fun last night, driving around Padanaram and throwing things at all the BMW's
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Pundy

A resident of Padanaram. Usually used with a negative connotation, it implies that the person specified is an uppity rich snob who inherited their wealth instead of earning it.
I was at the bar last night and this fuckin' pundy walked by and got all pissed off at me because he said I spilled beer on his $200 sweater.
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Bevets'd

Used to describe a discussion about religion that has devolved into a pointless shouting match or flamewar. It is analogous to the word Goodwin'd but specifically applies to a discussion about religion. Most commonly used on internet discussion threads.
Steve: I hate christians!

Dave: The secular heathens are destroying society!

Al: This thread had been Bevets'd. I'm out of here.
by defenestrator March 21, 2005
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